Prince Philip...

[Strontium]

 

[Captain Howdy]

2001 is fucking outstanding , in fairness there are some ripsnorters in there from the arl cunt.

[Davelfc]

Looking at some of his comments I think I got off light by him ignoring me. 

 

"It was part of the fortunes of war. We didn't have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun, asking 'Are you all right - are you sure you don't have a ghastly problem?' You just got on with it!" On the issue of stress counselling for servicemen in a TV documentary marking the 50th Anniversary of V-J Day in 1995.

 

"I would like to go to Russia very much – although the bastards murdered half my family." In 1967, asked if he would like to visit the Soviet Union.

 

"The problem with London is the tourists. They cause the congestion. If we could just stop the tourism, we could stop the congestion." At the opening of City Hall in 2002.

 

"You bloody silly fool!" To an elderly car park attendant who made the mistake of not recognising him at Cambridge University in 1997.

 

"I wish he'd turn the microphone off!" The Prince expresses his opinion of Elton John's performance at the 73rd Royal Variety Show, 2001.

 

"So who's on drugs here?... HE looks as if he's on drugs." To a 14-year-old member of a Bangladeshi youth club in 2002.

 

"Do people trip over you?" Meeting a wheelchair-bound nursing-home resident in 2002.

 

“Just take the f****** picture” – losing patience with an RAF photographer at events to mark the 75th anniversary of the Battle of Britain in July 2015.

 

 

[Captain Howdy]

Jesus Poster-stop  it, you’re making me warm to the man. Some of those are prime Partridge. “Do people trip over you” fucking hell

[halewood pete]

[Elite]

2 minutes silence? 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Elite said:

2 minutes silence? 

This isn't the thread to discuss my sex life mate show some respect 

[Captain Turdseye]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

This isn't the thread to discuss my sex life mate show some respect 

The tag suggests it is. 

[Rico1304]

27 minutes ago, Poster said:

Looking at some of his comments I think I got off light by him ignoring me. 

 

"It was part of the fortunes of war. We didn't have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun, asking 'Are you all right - are you sure you don't have a ghastly problem?' You just got on with it!" On the issue of stress counselling for servicemen in a TV documentary marking the 50th Anniversary of V-J Day in 1995.

 

"I would like to go to Russia very much – although the bastards murdered half my family." In 1967, asked if he would like to visit the Soviet Union.

 

"The problem with London is the tourists. They cause the congestion. If we could just stop the tourism, we could stop the congestion." At the opening of City Hall in 2002.

 

"You bloody silly fool!" To an elderly car park attendant who made the mistake of not recognising him at Cambridge University in 1997.

 

"I wish he'd turn the microphone off!" The Prince expresses his opinion of Elton John's performance at the 73rd Royal Variety Show, 2001.

 

"So who's on drugs here?... HE looks as if he's on drugs." To a 14-year-old member of a Bangladeshi youth club in 2002.

 

"Do people trip over you?" Meeting a wheelchair-bound nursing-home resident in 2002.

 

“Just take the f****** picture” – losing patience with an RAF photographer at events to mark the 75th anniversary of the Battle of Britain in July 2015.

 

 

Any of those would get loads of rep on here.  

[Davelfc]

..

 

 

[KMD7]

1 hour ago, Captain Howdy said:

2001 is fucking outstanding , in fairness there are some ripsnorters in there from the arl cunt.

Ha ha pissing myself at that

[KMD7]

49 minutes ago, Poster said:

Looking at some of his comments I think I got off light by him ignoring me. 

 

"It was part of the fortunes of war. We didn't have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun, asking 'Are you all right - are you sure you don't have a ghastly problem?' You just got on with it!" On the issue of stress counselling for servicemen in a TV documentary marking the 50th Anniversary of V-J Day in 1995.

 

"I would like to go to Russia very much – although the bastards murdered half my family." In 1967, asked if he would like to visit the Soviet Union.

 

"The problem with London is the tourists. They cause the congestion. If we could just stop the tourism, we could stop the congestion." At the opening of City Hall in 2002.

 

"You bloody silly fool!" To an elderly car park attendant who made the mistake of not recognising him at Cambridge University in 1997.

 

"I wish he'd turn the microphone off!" The Prince expresses his opinion of Elton John's performance at the 73rd Royal Variety Show, 2001.

 

"So who's on drugs here?... HE looks as if he's on drugs." To a 14-year-old member of a Bangladeshi youth club in 2002.

 

"Do people trip over you?" Meeting a wheelchair-bound nursing-home resident in 2002.

 

“Just take the f****** picture” – losing patience with an RAF photographer at events to mark the 75th anniversary of the Battle of Britain in July 2015.

 

 

Outstanding

[Bjornebye]

The wheelchair one....  hahaha I'll see the arl bastard in hell 

[KMD7]

Looking forward to Tony Parseholes tribute in Viz 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, KMD7 said:

Looking forward to Tony Parseholes tribute in Viz 

Me too

 

 

 

[littletedwest]

To be fair some of those comments have a lot of comedy

[magicrat]

99 year old man passes away peacefully in his sleep shocker . 

[Bjornebye]

Decent from Obama

 

 

[Trumo]

Quote

"How many people have you knocked over this morning on that thing?" he asked mobility scooter user David Miller, a trustee of the Valentine Mansion in Redbridge, in 2012.

 

Not as many as you have in your Range Rover, Phil.

[Bjornebye]

And then the state of this Royal Family warrior tweeting the lad whose just lost his grandad 

 

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

 

 

 

 

[Bruce Spanner]

There is nothing about today that hasn’t strengthened my resolve to see a Republic before I die.

 

Fuck ‘em.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

24 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

 

 

That's brilliant. 

When he was pulled up on it, he said he meant you're free to fuck off and live in a different country. 

[Strontium]

On the plus side, Liz has just inherited a nice little white Fiat Uno. Ideal Sunday runabout. Every cloud...

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

That's brilliant. 

When he was pulled up on it, he said he meant you're free to fuck off and live in a different country. 

Hahahahaha credit where its due to be fair