Prince Philip...

[Anubis]

[Elite]

41 minutes ago, Anubis said:

You should have dragged him out the car, thrown him to the floor, and shouted “YOU'RE NICKED, YOU SLAAAAAG!!!”

Would have been hilarious that.

 

The repercussions would have been dire though.

 

Philip "I'm having you locked up for 10 years you peasant scum and that's not even the worst of it, our Andrews been granted custody of your kids."

[Tony Moanero]

Have the BBC binned tonight’s BBC4 programmes?. I wanted to watch The Old Grey Whistle Test!. Bastards!

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Tony Moanero said:

Have the BBC binned tonight’s BBC4 programmes?. I wanted to watch The Old Grey Whistle Test!. Bastards!

 Isn't checking for Prince Phillip's pulse also known as The Old Grey Whstle Test?

[RJ Fan club]

Did they drop Serious Jockin’ (no G) cos of this? If so it’s the last straw

 

This country is going to hell in a handcart

[Davelfc]

 

He did bloody well for a man with one leg. 

[Bjornebye]

11 minutes ago, RJ Fan club said:

Did they drop Serious Jockin’ (no G) cos of this? If so it’s the last straw

 

This country is going to hell in a handcart

Mate if there isn't a Popmaster on Monday .... i can't even breath thinking about it 

[redheart]

 

[halewood pete]

[Champ]

We’ve just got SSN on. This is beyond ridiculous 

[Guest]

7 minutes ago, redheart said:

 

ear aids.

[RJ Fan club]

12 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Mate if there isn't a Popmaster on Monday .... i can't even breath thinking about it 

I think Ken Bruce is after a gong, so don’t count on it.

 

he’s on radio 2 at the moment playing absolute shite. I mean even more than normal for him 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, RJ Fan club said:

I think Ken Bruce is after a gong, so don’t count on it.

 

he’s on radio 2 at the moment playing absolute shite. I mean even more than normal for him 

Woah steady on. I like Ken. 

[Tj hooker]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Woah steady on. I like Ken. 

This Ken is Brilliant 

[Josef Svejk]

31 minutes ago, Poster said:

 

He did bloody well for a man with one leg. 

That's 99 years of achievement summed up in five images... 

[Captain Turdseye]

What a bastard!

 

 

Never rated him. 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Captain Turdseye said:

What a bastard!

 

 

[Guest]

I'm wondering if the media are predicting the Queen will abdicate as a result and are laying the foubdations of the story now.

 

Prince Charles for King. The new Prince Phillip will be Camilla or whatever her name is.

[Anubis]

They’ve missed the part where he Tweeted his condolences. But let’s just ignore the inconvenient bit.

[Josef Svejk]

Just now, Shooter in the Motor said:

I'm wondering if the media are predicting the Queen will abdicate as a result and are laying the foubdations of the story now.

 

Prince Charles for King. The new Prince Phillip will be Camilla or whatever her name is.

Princess Sloppy Seconds. 

[Elite]

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Elite said:

Hahahaha "awight" 

[Davelfc]

Prince Philip is renowned for speaking his mind - often explained as his attempt to lighten the mood - and that outspoken nature has at times led to controversy with some of those remarks teetering on the edge of being offensive.

 

Here are some of his most famous quips.

 

1966: "British women can't cook".

1969: "What do you gargle with, pebbles?" To Sir Tom Jones after a Royal Variety Performance.

1981: "Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed." During the 1981 recession.

1984: "You are a woman, aren't you?" In Kenya after accepting a small gift from a local woman.

1986: "If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed." To a group of British students during a royal visit to China.

1988: "It looks like a tart's bedroom." On seeing plans for the Duke and Duchess of York's house at Sunninghill Park.

1992: "Oh no, I might catch some ghastly disease." In Australia when asked to stroke a koala.

1993: "You can't have been here that long, you haven't got a pot belly". To a Briton he met in Hungary.

 

1994: "Aren't most of you descended from pirates?" To a wealthy islander in the Cayman Islands.

1995: "How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test." To a Scottish driving instructor.

1996: "If a cricketer, for instance, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, which he could do very easily, I mean, are you going to ban cricket bats?" In response to calls to ban firearms after the Dunblane shooting.

1997: "Bloody silly fool!" Referring to a Cambridge University car park attendant who did not recognise him.

 

1999: "Deaf? If you are near there, no wonder you are deaf." Speaking to a group of young deaf people in Cardiff who were standing near a steel band.

1999: "It looks as if it was put in by an Indian." Referring to an old-fashioned fuse box in a factory near Edinburgh.

2001: "You're too fat to be an astronaut." To 13-year-old Andrew Adams who told Prince Philip he wanted to go into space. 

2002: "Still throwing spears?" Question put to an Australian Aborigine during a visit.

 

2002: "You look like a suicide bomber." To a young policewoman wearing a bullet-proof vest on Stornoway, Isle of Lewis.

2009: "There's a lot of your family in tonight." After looking at the name badge of businessman Atul Patel at a Palace reception for British Indians.

2009: "Well, you didn't design your beard too well, did you?" To designer Stephen Judge about his tiny goatee beard.

2010: "Do you have a pair of knickers made out of this?" To Scottish Conservative leader Annabel Goldie Pointing while pointing to some tartan in Edinburgh.

2010: "Do you work in a strip club?" To 24-year-old Barnstaple Sea Cadet Elizabeth Rendle when she told him she also worked in a nightclub.

 

2012: "I would get arrested if I unzipped that dress." To 25-year-old council worker Hannah Jackson, who was wearing a dress with a zip running the length of its front, on a Jubilee visit to Bromley, Kent.

2013: "The Philippines must be half empty as you're all here running the NHS."On meeting a Filipino nurse at Luton and Dunstable Hospital.

2013: "[Children] go to school because their parents don't want them in the house." To Malala Yousafzai, who survived an assassination attempt by the Taliban and now campaigns for the right of girls to go to school without fear.

2017: "You look starved." To a pensioner on a visit to the Charterhouse almshouse for elderly men.

 

 

[Josef Svejk]

2013 : "[Children] go to school because their parents don't want them  in the house."

 

He wasn't always wrong. 

[Anubis]

8 minutes ago, Elite said:

Uncanny likeness.