Prince Philip...

[Jennings]

So you're saying CT, and hopefully NV will back me up on this.... that he is the Duke of Deadinburgh?

 

If that's THE pun, I am asking Dave for my money back.

[Anubis]

He won't die until the 29th March 2019.

[Captain Turdseye]

This is the biggest cover-up of all time.

 

WHY ARE THEY HIDING IT FROM US?

[Trumo]

He won't die until the 29th March 2019.

 

29th February 2019 is much more likely. Place yer bets!

[Captain Turdseye]

His body double almost died today as well. 

 

The cover up continues. 

[magicrat]

Apparently he was not hurt, Not a single mention of the other driver. Fuck the proles

[Jennings]

Breathalysed?

[magicrat]

2 minutes ago, Jennings said:

Breathalysed?

 

It would kill him

[Guest]

He's immortal.

[Creator Supreme]

You can't hurt Lizards that way.

[Gnasher]

I bet the old cunt was pissed. 

[Captain Turdseye]

33 minutes ago, magicrat said:

Apparently he was not hurt, Not a single mention of the other driver. Fuck the proles

 

Two people in the other car being treated for minor injuries apparently. 

[Harry Squatter]

[magicrat]

3 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

Two people in the other car being treated for minor injuries apparently. 

Probably in shock after seeing a cadaver driving a Range Rover

[Gnasher]

In fairness to the ruling class they are notably stoic. Might have to follow the example of the ruski's and the French and use bombs, bullets and bayonets to strike them down.

[littletedwest]

On my dead pool list, so even if the car had exploded into flames he would have walked out terminator like 

[VladimirIlyich]

Normal people generally have to have a medical when they reach 100,this cunt has missed at least five. The real life Monty Burns.

[Bjornebye]

41 minutes ago, littletedwest said:

On my dead pool list, so even if the car had exploded into flames he would have walked out terminator like 

Same. Shit myself then when I saw this bumped and Dan hasn’t sorted the dead pool yet

[Davelfc]

Thank goodness he wasn't driving around Paris. 

[tokyojoe]

They (royals) are immune from prosecution for fucking anything.

[magicrat]

Joking aside what the fuck is a 97 year old decrepit old man doing driving around in a 2 tonne

Land Rover ? Does he even have a valid driving license , I think not ?

[Evelyn Tentions]

5 hours ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

He's immortal.

He's been conferred immortality being on my deadpool list for years.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Two plebs in hospital with injuries but he's ok so let's not even think about who was at fault for this accident. 

[Anubis]

3 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Two plebs in hospital with injuries but he's ok so let's not even think about who was at fault for this accident. 

Radio saying he was pulling out of the estate onto a main road. Also something about the Council having decided to cut down a tree branch.

 

Looks like he pulled out of a side road into the path of another car.

[Mudface]

Be great if he was doing the Bird Box challenge.