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8 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Imagine having the spuds to stand up like that and dare the striker to make his move first, trusting your ability to deal with whatever he does.

 

He's so far above ordinary keepers it's almost embarrassing. 

 

Reminiscent of Van Dijk doing the same against Spurs at home, last season.

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Working on a song for him to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody

 

Is this the real life?

Is this just Allison?

He's caught all the crosses,

An escape from mediocrity,

He raises his arms, 

He makes kopites calm you see. 

He's a Brazilian, he saves them easily,

Because he's fucking great, fucking boss, save a shot, catch a cross.

Any way the ball goes doesn't really matter to him, Allison.

 

Salah, I just a Saved a shot, put my body behind it, looks so easy when I do it.

Salah, my kick has just been done, and now it's time to counter all the way,

Salah moooove, I want to assist, sometimes think I'd be better outfield

 

*Instrumental*

 

 

 

Work in progress

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1 hour ago, rotoq said:

He's been instrumental this season.

 

And props to Adrian for filling in well enough to allow us to claim maximum points until Alisson got back, but Alisson is a level above everyone.

Big shout to Adrian, he's better than most keepers in the prem but realises that Alisson is a very different animal.

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Isn't great to have a keeper that can be reliable, let the opposition have a shot as he's saving everything. He's excellent. 

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3 hours ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Working on a song for him to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody

 

Is this the real life?

Is this just Allison?

He's caught all the crosses,

An escape from mediocrity,

He raises his arms, 

He makes kopites calm you see. 

He's a Brazilian, he saves them easily,

Because he's fucking great, fucking boss, save a shot, catch a cross.

Any way the ball goes doesn't really matter to him, Allison.

 

Salah, I just a Saved a shot, put my body behind it, looks so easy when I do it.

Salah, my kick has just been done, and now it's time to counter all the way,

Salah moooove, I want to assist, sometimes think I'd be better outfield

 

*Instrumental*

 

 

 

Work in progress

If I may...

 

Is this the real life?

Or just Allison?

He can stop a landslide,

Stops everything in reality,

 

He opens his arms, 

Makes kopites calm you see. 

He's a Brazilian, he saves them easily,

 

Because he's fucking great, fucking boss, save a shot, catch a cross.

Any way the striker goes doesn't really matter to him, to him.......

 

Salah, Allison just a saved a shot,
His positioning is boss,
Others are at a loss

 

Salah, his kick has just been done,
and now it's time to counter all the way,

 

Salah moooove, he wants to assist, sometimes we think he'd be better playing on outfield

 

*Instrumental*

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That's 10 clean sheets in 16 league matches this season (excluding the Norwich and Brighton games, where he was injured/sent off, having kept a clean sheet to that point). 

 

Fucking unreal.

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It was weird seeing Klopp's interview yesterday when the interviewer mentioned Allison's saves. Jurgen's answer finished along the lines of 'this is what we paid for' as if to say that the goalkeeper is also part of the team and this is what he does. Sometimes these interviewers seem to forget this and see it as some kind of lucky accident.

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Top, top action from Alisson on that save yesterday. You could see the panic in Ruppa's(?) eyes as he got through and close to Ali. It was 'shit, look who Im up against, Id better try and feed it to Pukki' and in that moment, Ali cleared the danger. That's how awesome he is, attackers are having second thoughts about trying to go one on one against him.

 

They say a top keeper is worth 10 - 12 points a season. I think the boy has been worth upwards of 20 if Im honest.

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58 minutes ago, WhiskeyJar said:

If I may...

 

Is this the real life?

Or just Allison?

He can stop a landslide,

Stops everything in reality,

 

He opens his arms, 

Makes kopites calm you see. 

He's a Brazilian, he saves them easily,

 

Because he's fucking great, fucking boss, save a shot, catch a cross.

Any way the striker goes doesn't really matter to him, to him.......

 

Salah, Allison just a saved a shot,
His positioning is boss,
Others are at a loss

 

Salah, his kick has just been done,
and now it's time to counter all the way,

 

Salah moooove, he wants to assist, sometimes we think he'd be better playing on outfield

 

*Instrumental*

Repped. Imagine the whole ground singing it 

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3 minutes ago, dockers_strike said:

Top, top action from Alisson on that save yesterday. You could see the panic in Ruppa's(?) eyes as he got through and close to Ali. It was 'shit, look who Im up against, Id better try and feed it to Pukki' and in that moment, Ali cleared the danger. That's how awesome he is, attackers are having second thoughts about trying to go one on one against him.

 

They say a top keeper is worth 10 - 12 points a season. I think the boy has been worth upwards of 20 if Im honest.

Agree with this. He's reached the stage now where some strikers are getting psyched out. They think they need something special to beat him and are trying too hard rather than acting instinctively. 

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On 07/02/2020 at 14:32, Colonel Bumcunt said:

Alisson Becker

Picks up the ball in the box where the striker has been

He is a dream

Waiting and watching

Wiping the dirt from his gloves as he makes a great save

He's big and he's brave

 

All the other keepers

Where do they all come from 

All the other keepers

Where do they all belong

 

AHHHHHLISON BECKER IS OUR KEEPER

 

 

 

 

Obviously people haven't seen this song, based on Eleanor Rigby.

If they had, I'd have had loads of reps.

But now I've reposted my own post, it's not the same.

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5 hours ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

 

Obviously people haven't seen this song, based on Eleanor Rigby.

If they had, I'd have had loads of reps.

But now I've reposted my own post, it's not the same.

This verse is good.

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On 18/02/2020 at 11:58, Colonel Bumcunt said:

 

Obviously people haven't seen this song, based on Eleanor Rigby.

If they had, I'd have had loads of reps.

But now I've reposted my own post, it's not the same.

Rep-begging rep.

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