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Was talking to someone yesterday who ruptured his Achilles a few years ago. Said it felt like he had been shot in the calf (sounds familiar).

 

Took him 6 months to get over it. Worrying.

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I did my calf in running around Sefton Park a few years back and it was exactly the same feeling of being shot in the back of the leg. I was back running in a month and I'm older fatter and not as good looking as Alisson. so here's hoping.

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I snapped my banjo string a few years back, it felt like I'd been shot in the dick with a BB gun, I made the mistake of rushing back before I was match fit and I kept getting injured, but once I had rested it for a month with some mild massages it fully healed, and I went back to pulling on my todger with renewed vigour, and some might even say my banjo is even stronger than before. 

 

So Alisson should be back in a couple of weeks as long as he rests and stops wanking. 

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22 minutes ago, Aventus said:

I snapped my banjo string a few years back, it felt like I'd been shot in the dick with a BB gun, I made the mistake of rushing back before I was match fit and I kept getting injured, but once I had rested it for a month with some mild massages it fully healed, and I went back to pulling on my todger with renewed vigour, and some might even say my banjo is even stronger than before. 

 

So Alisson should be back in a couple of weeks as long as he rests and stops wanking. 

I squirmed with every comma

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43 minutes ago, Aventus said:

I snapped my banjo string a few years back, it felt like I'd been shot in the dick with a BB gun, I made the mistake of rushing back before I was match fit and I kept getting injured, but once I had rested it for a month with some mild massages it fully healed, and I went back to pulling on my todger with renewed vigour, and some might even say my banjo is even stronger than before. 

 

So Alisson should be back in a couple of weeks as long as he rests and stops wanking. 

 

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Two week break after the game tomorrow, so it's not all bad. 

 

Shows how good we are that we're still winning with ease even without such a huge part of our team.

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45 minutes ago, El Rojo said:

Two week break after the game tomorrow, so it's not all bad. 

 

Shows how good we are that we're still winning with ease even without such a huge part of our team.

The match tomorrow does have me a bit concerned though. Adrian stays rooted to his line on corners like Mignolet used too and with this ale house team on set pieces it could be a concern.

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13 minutes ago, Mark M said:

The match tomorrow does have me a bit concerned though. Adrian stays rooted to his line on corners like Mignolet used too and with this ale house team on set pieces it could be a concern.

 

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40 minutes ago, Mark M said:

The match tomorrow does have me a bit concerned though. Adrian stays rooted to his line on corners like Mignolet used too and with this ale house team on set pieces it could be a concern.

At some point this season, Adrian is bound to have at least one game where he doesn't make a major error.*

 

*Obviously it won't be tomorrow. I'm not trying to jinx him here.

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8 hours ago, El Rojo said:

Two week break after the game tomorrow, so it's not all bad. 

 

Shows how good we are that we're still winning with ease even without such a huge part of our team.

Not fuckin internationals already? FFS.

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