Alisson Becker

[aRdja]

Joe Allen looked like a kid in a nativity play. He looked like a child actor in a role portraying Adam lallanas performance in his school nativity play. Beards aren't for every man.

I can vouch for this. Gave up trying in my mid twenties.

[J-V]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdX3fEcL7ms

 

I love Klopp.  What a guy.

 

[an tha]

Welcome, Bobby Roode.

[Hades]

I can vouch for this. Gave up trying in my mid twenties.

 

Best post you've ever made.

[Chairman Meow]

I love Klopp.  What a guy.

 

 

I reckon out opening gambit for any negotiations to sign a new player should be to show them a video of Klopp hugging people and say "you want some of this?"

[Jennings]

Alisson's brother Muriel is also a professional goalkeeper. Unluckee.

 

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'kin'ell !! naming your lads Alisson and Muriel.

Parents must have wanted to toughen them up.

[Elite]

https://www.facebook.com/www.JOE.co.uk/videos/1198403170323747/

[Redder Lurtz]

https://www.facebook.com/www.JOE.co.uk/videos/1198403170323747/

Superb

[Oh Buoy]

I like that in every picture of him, he looks like he's been on the ale all morning. 

[Remmie]

I like that in every picture of him, he looks like he's been on the ale all morning.

You need a bit of that

[Fugitive]

Looks like Tony fucking Bellew.

 

Sell him.

[Megadrive Man]

Didn't realise he speaks English, thats a massive plus for helping him settle quickly.

[sir roger]

Read an interesting piece ( Guardian I think ) mentioning that he comes from a part of Brazil with a very heavy German influence ( Lots of people in the area don't even speak Portuguese it reckons ) & was born in a place that translates as New Hamburg. Explains why he states that Neuer is his hero and his family name is Becker. Hopefully means he may not go as google-eyed at the Spanish teams as others from South America.

 

2 more interesting facts

 

His middle name is Ramses

His wife is gorgeous and a qualified doctor.

[Lee909]

He is obviously a Dr Krieger like clone of the great German keepers of the past

[Ne Moe Imya]

'kin'ell !! naming your lads Alisson and Muriel.

Parents must have wanted to toughen them up.

 

[Ginny]

Listen, am putting 2+2 together here - you can’t deny the signs. Alisson has got a beard ... although his hair is short he’s pulling the wool over our eyes ... if he grows his hair long ... remind you of anyone!? Exactly ... CHRIST! We’ve signed a miracle worker. It’s NAILED on

[Caramac]

Alissons first day at Melwood [images]

 

https://imgur.com/a/I0iopZu

[aws]

Ramses? He's going to be great.

[Lee909]

So long as he does not try and claim to be the King of Egypt all should be good

[Captain]

I still can't believe he's here!

[Aventus]

 

 

Listen, am putting 2+2 together here - you can’t deny the signs. Alisson has got a beard ... although his hair is short he’s pulling the wool over our eyes ... if he grows his hair long ... remind you of anyone!? Exactly ... CHRIST! We’ve signed a miracle worker. It’s NAILED on

This makes me very cross.

 

Hopefully you can redeem yourself.

[Remmie]

Finally we have our titular archer.

[Dr Nowt]

 

 

[kemskem]

Hopefully we've just a acquired a level of competence and reassuring figure in goal we haven't had since Reina before he went permanently shite for us. Bargain if we have.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Looks like karius has stolen one of his gloves and is using chloroform.