Alisson Becker

[magicrat]

2 hours ago, Jairzinho said:

Piggy Arphexad?

That's the fella

[TheHowieLama]

Massive disappointment today.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Can't believe he shaved the tache.

[Scott_M]

Needs to sort his shit out.

 

Fully appreciate he’s been through a tough time, this is happening too often now. 

[Baltar]

It took some time but the Achterberg effect has finally consumed Ali.

 

All downhill from now.

[KMD7]

Shoot me for this but I think he looks a little bit overweight.

[Josef Svejk]

3 minutes ago, KMD7 said:

Shoot me for this but I think he looks a little bit overweight.

I think he has such tendencies... 

[Trumo]

Stop fucking about baptising people yer big galoot!

[VladimirIlyich]

I think his Dad's death has had a big effect on him myself. If we didn't have such shit back up(Thanks FSG!) he'd deservedly get a rest.

[TheHowieLama]

Kinell man - either pull your socks further up or take them off.

[dockers_strike]

Achterberg has fucked his kicking skills to buggery. It's almost Mignoletesque at times now. Just put yer fucking laces through it, for fuck's sake.

[Baltar]

At the end, no matter how good you are, Achterberg always works his magic and turns them to shit.  

[Evelyn Tentions]

On 14/05/2021 at 05:48, Baltar said:

At the end, no matter how good you are, Achterberg always works his magic and turns them to shit.  

Noticeable now that he fists or palms more balls away whereas early on he used to pluck them out of the air

[m0e]

13 hours ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

Noticeable now that he fists or palms more balls away whereas early on he used to pluck them out of the air

Is it? Really?

 

I've never noticed anything even average about Alisson bar his casual kicking and shite penalty record.

 

Amazing positioning.

 

Never spills a thing.

 

Great throwing the ball out.

 

Dominates his 6 yard box.

 

The best I've seen at 1 on 1s.

 

I think people are forgetting the shite he's had to deal with this season, both on and off the field.

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, m0e said:

Is it? Really?

 

I've never noticed anything even average about Alisson bar his casual kicking and shite penalty record.

 

Amazing positioning.

 

Never spills a thing.

 

Great throwing the ball out.

 

Dominates his 6 yard box.

 

The best I've seen at 1 on 1s.

 

I think people are forgetting the shite he's had to deal with this season, both on and off the field.

Totally agree. His kicking is a bit inconsistent of late but otherwise he's been excellent.

[El Dangerous]

His dad drowned in a tragic accident and due to a deadly worldwide pandemic and his commitment to his job he couldn’t go to the funeral or go home to grieve with his family. Despite that he’s been excellent with the odd shaky moment. In the past we’ve had a Goalkeeper who couldn’t concentrate because he was thinking about PlayStation games. All about context innit.

[VladimirIlyich]

15 minutes ago, El Dangerous said:

His dad drowned in a tragic accident and due to a deadly worldwide pandemic and his commitment to his job he couldn’t go to the funeral or go home to grieve with his family. Despite that he’s been excellent with the odd shaky moment. In the past we’ve had a Goalkeeper who couldn’t concentrate because he was thinking about PlayStation games. All about context innit.

I wish Alisson was our biggest weakness. We'd be superb if he was.

[No2]

2 hours ago, m0e said:

Is it? Really?

 

I've never noticed anything even average about Alisson bar his casual kicking and shite penalty record.

 

Amazing positioning.

 

Never spills a thing.

 

Great throwing the ball out.

 

Dominates his 6 yard box.

 

The best I've seen at 1 on 1s.

 

I think people are forgetting the shite he's had to deal with this season, both on and off the field.

His penalty record is amazing, he never saves any but he makes them miss all the same. 10 penalties faced, only 5 resulted in goals.

[Numero Veinticinco]

3 hours ago, m0e said:

Is it? Really?

 

I've never noticed anything even average about Alisson bar his casual kicking and shite penalty record.

 

Amazing positioning.

 

Never spills a thing.

 

Great throwing the ball out.

 

Dominates his 6 yard box.

 

The best I've seen at 1 on 1s.

 

I think people are forgetting the shite he's had to deal with this season, both on and off the field.

Great post that sent me on a rollercoaster of emotion. When you said ‘I’ve never noticed anything even average’ I assumed you were meaning not even average. Then it became clear and ended with ‘fuck yeah’. He is absolutely brilliant. 

[Megadrive Man]

First goalkeeper in the club's history to score a competitive goal!

[Anubis]

On 13/05/2021 at 23:41, dockers_strike said:

Achterberg has fucked his kicking skills to buggery. 

Ali has risen like a Phoenix from the flames.

[Grinch]

His comments about Everton players and manager being supportive might shine a bit of light into how pally they all seemed when apparently we should have been out for blood.  Some things are more important than football. 

 

Great keeper. Won us a few trophies with that napoli save and now saving our bacon at the other end.  I'm pretty lucky I passes our daughter over to the missus around the 80th minute,  she'd have been flying around the living room with me 

[m0e]

Alisson Wonderland

[El Rojo]

He was already clearly a world class goalkeeper. Scoring injury time winners is just showing off. 

[No2]

24 minutes ago, El Rojo said:

He was already clearly a world class goalkeeper. Scoring injury time winners is just showing off. 

I think you should add just how handsome is he and what a clearly sound guy he is. He must be a prick, has to be.

[cloggypop]

Let's send him up for every corner