Alisson Becker

[sir roger]

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

The wheels have well and truly fallen off. 

I think you will find he has legs.

[SlugTrail]

5 hours ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

Out for the Atletico game too.

The Gods are conspiring against us.

I reckon it's this, along with UEFA, FIFA, the FA, the premier league. The powers that be, the freemasons, the illuminati and a few other secret organisations. It's all down to the fact that they have been rumbled by the bitters and the oil money bitters.

[Lee909]

Our titles hopes are over, as Jim Morris on once said

 

This is the end 

[manwiththestick]

Lads, we should count our blessings that we've gotten all the way to March before we fell victim to injury.

 

I know this is correct as I have seen it all over the internet that this is the main reason we've ran away with the league.

[scudger99]

15 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

Lads, we should count our blessings that we've gotten all the way to March before we fell victim to injury.

 

I know this is correct as I have seen it all over the internet that this is the main reason we've ran away with the league.

Ran out of PEDs.

[VladimirIlyich]

International break? Oh,FFS!

[Anubis]

Ever since Alisson signed Achterberg has stayed under the radar, biding his time, before striking like a cobra when we’re most in need....

[suzy]

This is not good news.

[Anubis]

1 minute ago, suzy said:

This is not good news.

Relax. We can recall Karius early.

[suzy]

Just now, Anubis said:

Relax. We can recall Karius early.

FFS!!

[Anubis]

Look, let’s put this in perspective. It’s a couple of games. Adrian has never lost a game in the Premier League when he’s been called upon, and we got to a CL final with Karius between the sticks. Adrian is better than Karius. I believe he can get us through the next two games and then Mr Sexy Time will be back.

[Ronnie Whelan]

11 hours ago, scudger99 said:

Ran out of PEDs.

Hopefully we have plenty of hand sanitiser and toilet roll. We can swap them with Rio Ferdinand for some of his ped stash.

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, Anubis said:

Look, let’s put this in perspective. It’s a couple of games. Adrian has never lost a game in the Premier League when he’s been called upon, and we got to a CL final with Karius between the sticks. Adrian is better than Karius. I believe he can get us through the next two games and then Mr Sexy Time will be back.

You think Alisson will only miss two games? We were told this after his last injury and he missed about eight or more games. I reserve the right to go into hysterical fanny mode when we are told he is out for the season.

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

The giveaway is 'back after the international break'. Not only does he not say which international break but technically 18 months is after the international break. We're doomed I tells ya, doomed!

[an tha]

He better not be fucking off with Brazil to wherever their circus is pitching up next

[TheHowieLama]

insert smileyface gif

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 06/03/2020 at 18:30, johnsusername said:

MALINGERER. Get rid. 

 

His attitude stinks.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 07/03/2020 at 07:15, Anubis said:

Look, let’s put this in perspective. 

Bollocks to that. I need something to make my head fall off and, frankly, this team have given me nothing. 

[dockers_strike]

Confirmed, deffo out the derby and a doubt for Palace. Will be back after the international break and the city game.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

It'd be mad if it were Adrian in goal when we win it.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

[VladimirIlyich]

I'd play him with a broken leg and no hands over Adrian after last night.

[Tony Moanero]

 

On 09/03/2020 at 15:12, AngryofTuebrook said:

Bollocks to that. I need something to make my head fall off and, frankly, this team have given me nothing. 

Just fucking suspend the season before Adrian goes full Pickford in the derby.

[aws]

5 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

I'd play him with a broken leg and no hands over Adrian after last night.

Can't we just tie a cushion to his hip? 

[Guest]

1 hour ago, Tony Moanero said:

 

Just fucking suspend the season before Adrian goes full Pickford in the derby.

I'm looking forward to the goalkeeping antics in the Derby. Its the show the telly was made for (along with Wacaday)