Alisson Becker

[Colonel Bumcunt]

It's like we literally have Jesus in goal.

 

https://talksport.com/football/665743/liverpool-alisson-fred-wife-goals/

 

As opposed to City, who literally have Jesus in attack, or on the bench, but it's not same, at all. 

 

 

[Colonel Bumcunt]

https://www.instagram.com/p/B71vqGdp8BV/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

 

 

 

[Aventus]

1 hour ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

It's like we literally have Jesus in goal.

 

https://talksport.com/football/665743/liverpool-alisson-fred-wife-goals/

 

As opposed to City, who literally have Jesus in attack, or on the bench, but it's not same, at all. 

 

 

 

[Colonel Bumcunt]

Just now, Aventus said:

 

Would love to see that flag

[Anubis]

I wouldn’t, as Alisson clearly takes his religion seriously and I think he’d see that as an affront to it.

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

Most players piss off to the beach on the winter break but not our keeper, oh no.

[TheHowieLama]

THE BEACH!!

[Jennings]

Needs a song. Not a chant.

[Creator Supreme]

Each to their own and all that but, fucking weirdo!

[Colonel Bumcunt]

Alisson Becker

Picks up the ball in the box where the striker has been

He is a dream

Waiting and watching

Wiping the dirt from his gloves as he makes a great save

He's big and he's brave

 

All the other keepers

Where do they all come from 

All the other keepers

Where do they all belong

 

AHHHHHLISON BECKER IS OUR KEEPER

 

 

 

[Creator Supreme]

21 hours ago, Creator Supreme said:

Each to their own and all that but, fucking weirdo!

Wow 5 negs! Ah well if you think it's normal standing fully clothed in a swimming pool and then partially drowning someone to please a non-existent deity, then you go right ahead!

[Numero Veinticinco]

27 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

Wow 5 negs! Ah well if you think it's normal standing fully clothed in a swimming pool and then partially drowning someone to please a non-existent deity, then you go right ahead!

What is normal to you and me might not be normal to him. Brazil is, I think, the second biggest Catholic country on Earth. It’s probably pretty normal to him. Being judgmental seems pretty normal to you, and that’s fine. I begged you for insulting somebody so superb just because he acts in a harmless way that you don’t approve of. To him, he’s saving people’s souls. Not that weird to him, I’d imagine. It’s 2020. The fuckin’ future, man. Respecting and accepting differences like this should be part and parcel of our daily life. 
 

Anyway, I like him. And his hair. 

[Mr T]

22 hours ago, Creator Supreme said:

Each to their own and all that but, fucking weirdo!

I think it was the contradictory sentiments on either side of that little comma that got me reaching for the neg. Can't speak for the others.

[sh#t waffle]

23 hours ago, Jennings said:

Needs a song. Not a chant.

 

 

 

[cloggypop]

 

[moof]

9 hours ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

What is normal to you and me might not be normal to him. Brazil is, I think, the second biggest Catholic country on Earth. It’s probably pretty normal to him. Being judgmental seems pretty normal to you, and that’s fine. I begged you for insulting somebody so superb just because he acts in a harmless way that you don’t approve of. To him, he’s saving people’s souls. Not that weird to him, I’d imagine. It’s 2020. The fuckin’ future, man. Respecting and accepting differences like this should be part and parcel of our daily life. 
 

Anyway, I like him. And his hair. 

Well said. Agreed on all counts. Especially the hair 

[Lee909]

Pepe Reina held the best clean sheet percentage in Premier league history before Alisson arrived. 47% of his games he kept a clean sheet. Alisson currently sits at 53% clean sheet percentage 55 Games, 30 Clean Sheets

[Bjornebye]

12 hours ago, Creator Supreme said:

Wow 5 negs! Ah well if you think it's normal standing fully clothed in a swimming pool and then partially drowning someone to please a non-existent deity, then you go right ahead!

Your fucking named after one you mad head! 

[Scrump]

@Creator Supreme Don't tell him!

 

If it takes the certainty and confidence of a religious zealot to be the best goalkeeper in the world, surely even atheistic Liverpool fans can't deny the man a bit of belief!?!

 

 

[diamondjoe]

On 06/02/2020 at 20:13, Jennings said:

Needs a song. Not a chant.

Has to be the pixie's surely.

 

 

[Jose Jones]

13 hours ago, cloggypop said:

 

Alisson,

I know you’re fucking brilliant

Alisson,

Religion’s poo

[Creator Supreme]

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Your fucking named after one you mad head! 

My username comes from a piece of commentary in the 80's by Tony Gubba when the King set Rushie up for yet another goal. Gubba described the King as 'the Creator Supreme'. David Baddiel used it to name his team on Fantasy Football League, and I nicked it from there!

[scudger99]

15 hours ago, Creator Supreme said:

Wow 5 negs! Ah well if you think it's normal standing fully clothed in a swimming pool and then partially drowning someone to please a non-existent deity, then you go right ahead!

Make that 6.  Seeing some of the negative shite you've posted on here I find it hilarious that you question Alisson's normality.  Kettle, pot and all that.

[scudger99]

Brothers of the beard.  Taken at some point during this winter break thingy.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Imagine having the spuds to stand up like that and dare the striker to make his move first, trusting your ability to deal with whatever he does.

 

He's so far above ordinary keepers it's almost embarrassing.