Alisson Becker

[aRdja]

4 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

I'm not sure fractions are your strong point mate.

A thread in 2 1/2 (and a tiny bit) parts.

[Remmie]

5 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

I'm not sure fractions are your strong point mate.

He's using the fractal law of manbearpig

[lifetime fan]

8 hours ago, Aventus said:

I like how few posts that this thread has lately, I think that's the best sign of a good player.

 

Half of the thread is transfer talk. 

half is hoping he lives up to the price tag. 

half is hoping Achterberg doesn't ruin him.

Half is talking about how beautiful he is.

And Half is slagging off our old keepers. 

 

And a tiny bit about him being good at stopping the ball going in the goal. 

 

 

 

Half is talk of him being one third of a threesome sextape. 

[aRdja]

51 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

 

Half is talk of him being one third of a threesome sextape. 

Was a full blown orgy wasn’t it?

[Guest]

1 hour ago, lifetime fan said:

 

Half is talk of him being one third of a threesome sextape. 

So now there's a sixth half? I don't know what I would get if I ordered a quarter pounder here... 

[lifetime fan]

54 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

So now there's a sixth half? I don't know what I would get if I ordered a quarter pounder here... 

 

 

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

 

 

So I'd end up with a Royal?

 

[lifetime fan]

Did you have to bring out the gimp? 

[Guest]

Just now, lifetime fan said:

Did you have to bring out the gimp? 

He was sleeping at the wheel.

[Strontium]

Battenberger King

[The Guest]

This fella was an absolute boss in the United game.  I don’t think enough has been made of that Lingard tackle/save he made, the suave mother fucker.

[Aventus]

Some more great saves today, maybe not as important at the lingard one, as I don't think we were ever in much danger of dropping points, but we certainly wouldn't have been keeping a clean sheet without this fella in goal. Beautiful. 

[sh#t waffle]

The save from Gray, while not the most spectacular, would 100% have beaten both Mignonlet and Karius; his anticipation and positioning is brilliant.

[TheHowieLama]

Should make a porno this fella

[Grinch]

One of the best guys in years.   Has nailed down that position after years of mignolet,  it's heavenly. 

[Kevin D]

The speed at which he narrows the angle against Hazard might have won this game.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I mentioned on the match thread, but it bears repeating - that's our 18th league clean sheet this season.

 

If you've got one of the best strike forces in the world and you keep clean sheets for more than half your games, chances are you'll do well.

[Caramac]

5 minutes ago, Kevin D said:

The speed at which he narrows the angle against Hazard might have won this game.

Its great that this is the first post in here since the end of Feb. Says it all really.

[3 Stacks]

17 minutes ago, Kevin D said:

The speed at which he narrows the angle against Hazard might have won this game.

Agreed. He made that finish very difficult. Underrated piece of goalkeeping. 

[TheHowieLama]

He makes his own luck.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Quality keeper. Notice that their keeper fucked up loads of times, especially with distribution... Carra didn't single him out or anything. I dunno, feels like he just doesn't like the style Alisson has. For me, he's quality. I think he will only get better, too. 

[Kevin D]

12 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

Quality keeper. Notice that their keeper fucked up loads of times, especially with distribution... Carra didn't single him out or anything. I dunno, feels like he just doesn't like the style Alisson has. For me, he's quality. I think he will only get better, too. 

 

Carragher is one of the best defenders of the past 25 years, but he does my head in as a commentator.

[3 Stacks]

20 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

Quality keeper. Notice that their keeper fucked up loads of times, especially with distribution... Carra didn't single him out or anything. I dunno, feels like he just doesn't like the style Alisson has. For me, he's quality. I think he will only get better, too. 

He can't wrap his head around forward-thinking, risk-taking keepers and defenders. It's too different from his own style of play and the majority of what was going on in his era.  

[Numero Veinticinco]

Just now, 3 Stacks said:

He can't wrap his head around forward-thinking, risk-taking keepers and defenders. It's too different from the majority of what was going on in his era.  

I'd probably go along with that if it was Hansen or Lawro having said it, but Carra was playing the other week. Surely he can't be that out of touch. Fuck, maybe he is and I'm getting old too. I dunno. He knows his game, Carra, but he just fucking rips Becker for everything. Like Kev, I can't be doing with him as a commentator in Liverpool games sometimes. It's almost like he wants to be so unbiased that he's a bit negative. 

[3 Stacks]

10 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

I'd probably go along with that if it was Hansen or Lawro having said it, but Carra was playing the other week. Surely he can't be that out of touch. Fuck, maybe he is and I'm getting old too. I dunno. He knows his game, Carra, but he just fucking rips Becker for everything. Like Kev, I can't be doing with him as a commentator in Liverpool games sometimes. It's almost like he wants to be so unbiased that he's a bit negative. 

If he had played with Alisson, he would have hated him. I think it's that simple. They wouldn't belong in the same defensive unit. Their styles of play are just too different and he doesn't understand it.