Alisson Becker

[cloggypop]

11 hours ago, KMD7 said:

Is Mr pink Mark Coulter then?

Course he is. Mark Coulter is never wrong. 

[VladimirIlyich]

Anybody with a middle name of Ramses is a god in my book.

[deiseach]

I can mention Schmeichel, right? This isn't GOT where everyone who ever played for your 'hated' rival was/is crap. God knows how many times I saw Schmeichel make a 192 square foot target look like it was a kids set from Argos. Seeing that from a Liverpool goalie last night brought a tear to my eye (albeit after it had brought a knot to my stomach). Lovely.

[VladimirIlyich]

3 minutes ago, deiseach said:

I can mention Schmeichel, right? This isn't GOT where everyone who ever played for your 'hated' rival was/is crap. God knows how many times I saw Schmeichel make a 192 square foot target look like it was a kids set from Argos. Seeing that from a Liverpool goalie last night brought a tear to my eye (albeit after it had brought a knot to my stomach). Lovely.

While he was a different type of keeper 'Big Nev' won the Bloos about 15 points a season himself. Ratcliffe,Mountfield et al were regularly breached and Nev was often up to the task.

[Numero Veinticinco]

21 minutes ago, deiseach said:

I can mention Schmeichel, right? This isn't GOT where everyone who ever played for your 'hated' rival was/is crap. God knows how many times I saw Schmeichel make a 192 square foot target look like it was a kids set from Argos. Seeing that from a Liverpool goalie last night brought a tear to my eye (albeit after it had brought a knot to my stomach). Lovely.

FUCK OFF BACK TO THE CAF, MANC TWAT.

[Caramac]

 

[Numero Veinticinco]

He's now growing in the squad. Same as Van Dijk has done. Rather than just being new guys, they become senior professionals who set the standard and become leaders. It's excellent to watch. 

[Aventus]

Anybody got the gif of I think Robertson or Virgil celebrating after the save while alisson is still on the deck? 

[SlugTrail]

1 minute ago, Aventus said:

Anybody got the gif of I think Robertson or Virgil celebrating after the save while alisson is still on the deck? 

No I haven't sorry.

[Numero Veinticinco]

2 minutes ago, Aventus said:

Anybody got the gif of I think Robertson or Virgil celebrating after the save while alisson is still on the deck? 

No mate, not got one. Apologies on that.

[aRdja]

42 minutes ago, Caramac said:

 

Not a strand of hair out of place. Impressive.

[Numero Veinticinco]

2 minutes ago, aRdja said:

Not a strand of hair out of place. Impressive.

Oh, bless your naivety. It's not hair, it's plastic. He can take off the entire thing - hair, eyebrows, beard - whenever he likes. It's like lego.

[aRdja]

48 minutes ago, Aventus said:

Anybody got the gif of I think Robertson or Virgil celebrating after the save while alisson is still on the deck? 

No gif but close enough.

 

[Aventus]

47 minutes ago, aRdja said:

No gif but close enough.

 

That's the one cheers. 

 

It's less intense than I remember, probably masked by the intensity of my own celebration. 

[Jennings]

Me watching the alisson save #LFC #LIVNAP pic.twitter.com/TyRUktIaZ3

— Peter Williams (@p_williams_0151) December 11, 2018

[Aventus]

Mad how we managed to score 7 past him about 8 months ago, and all the Premier league teams we've faced so far combined have only manged to score 6. 

 

Freaks my nut right out. 

[Aventus]

https://www.teamtalk.com/news/alisson-and-liverpool-breaking-records-but-spare-a-thought-for-man-city

 

My favourite bit 

 

One of the plethora of Premier League stats is called “save ratio”, a measure of how many shots on target a goalkeeper keeps out. Last season we were ranked 19th out of 20 in that category with 64%. With Alisson between the sticks, we’re now ranked 1st with 86% – a massive jump.

 

Ridiculous stats, both now and last year. 64 fucking percent save ratio, we'd have been better off finding the fattest cunt we could and telling him to just sit on the goal line and not to bother moving, just let the ball bounce off his flab, as long as he's bigger than 123 square foot he'd be sound. 

 

 

[Hades]

11 minutes ago, Aventus said:

Mad how we managed to score 7 past him about 8 months ago, and all the Premier league teams we've faced so far combined have only manged to score 6. 

 

Freaks my nut right out. 

Salah has the capacity to make Van Dijk and Koulibaly look silly. We have 3 players that have an argument to be the top 3 in the world in their positions. Add Firmino, Mané, Robertson and of course, Herr Klopp - Baby, you've got a stew going. 

[Anubis]

1 minute ago, Aventus said:

...we'd have been better off finding the fattest cunt we could and telling him to just sit on the goal line and not to bother moving, just let the ball bounce off his flab, as long as he's bigger than 123 square foot he'd be sound. 

 

 

 

I already have a job, so I wasn’t available.

[Anubis]

Can’t belive England’s Jordan Pickford isn’t on that list.

[Aventus]

15 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Can’t belive England’s Jordan Pickford isn’t on that list.

I'd love to see a heat map of all of his saves/goals. Be hilarious if there was a perfect line at about 6 foot up where everything below gets saved, and everything above goes in. 

[3 Stacks]

1 hour ago, Aventus said:

Mad how we managed to score 7 past him about 8 months ago, and all the Premier league teams we've faced so far combined have only manged to score 6. 

 

Freaks my nut right out. 

The finishing those nights was so clinical. Not many teams in the world have the capacity to match the efficiency we had in the tie. Also, we're so water-tight at the back right now that there are so few chances to even get in the right positions to score. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

On 12/6/2018 at 5:58 PM, mattyq said:

I'm confused about Achterberg... has he now gone from shit to ace?

Alisson is our best goalie since Clemence and I think he's better than him

He isn’t. No surprise to see who agreed. 

[Tj hooker]

12 hours ago, Anubis said:

Can’t belive England’s Jordan Pickford isn’t on that list.

He was the next on that list but sadly his arms wouldn't hold out any  longer 

[mattyq]

18 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

He isn’t. No surprise to see who agreed. 

You mean in your opinion you don't think Alisson is better than Clem

Don't cry about it