Other Football - 2018/19 Season

[Stickman]

Hope Ole does the decent thing and signs the two Harry's

[Anubis]

22:23

Post update

England's last shot on target was a Jadon Sancho header in the 54th minute

[Dr Nowt]

1 minute ago, Anubis said:

22:23

Post update

England's last shot on target was a Jadon Sancho header in the 54th minute

Which game?

[J-V]

Power cube and the rest of the Swiss will beat England as well.

[Red_or_Dead]

6 minutes ago, Pidge said:

Which?

always look on the bright side of life.  shit bastards.  They'll be off trying to find bars to trash now.  cunts.

 

[Boss]

Frenkie De Jong is going to be some player.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I can't believe there's a 3/4th place play off. He'll probably play TAA, Henderson and Gomez the whole game. 

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

I can't believe there's a 3/4th place play off. He'll probably play TAA, Henderson and Gomez the whole game. 

Ha I know. As if any of the players could be arsed

 

Wel to be fair they couldn't then. Henderson and Trent should just tell them to fuck off. 

[TheDrowningMan]

9 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

The media should be ripping that performance apart, especially Walker and Stones. But they won't, they'll just make up excuses about it being a long season blah blah blah. I fully expect to wake up to some shit news about England fans being cunts again.

 

Hope Holland win the final, it means they would automatically qualify for the EM and could rest VVD a bit in the rest of their qualifiers. 

If you’re talking about the Euros, they wouldn’t qualify automatically. Each of the Nations League group winners (four teams from each league, so 12 in all, including the semi-finalists) are guaranteed a Euro 2020 play-off spot if they don’t qualify automatically via their group.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

1 minute ago, TheDrowningMan said:

If you’re talking about the Euros, they wouldn’t qualify automatically. Each of the Nations League group winners (four teams from each league, so 12 in all, including the semi-finalists) are guaranteed a Euro 2020 play-off spot if they don’t qualify automatically via their group.

 

Ahh, I knew they had cooked some shit up, I was sure the winners of the tournament qualified automatically though. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Ha I know. As if any of the players could be arsed

 

Wel to be fair they couldn't then. Henderson and Trent should just tell them to fuck off. 

It's a shambles mate, end of season and they have to play in a game nobody gives a fuck about. In fact, in a tournament nobody gives a fuck about apart from the media. 

[aRdja]

Just now, Pistonbroke said:

It's a shambles mate, end of season and they have to play in a game nobody gives a fuck about. In fact, in a tournament nobody gives a fuck about apart from the media. 

I really enjoyed that game. 

[Bjornebye]

[3 Stacks]

Just lol at these England defenders trying to play out from the back. 

 

 

[TheDrowningMan]

Carragher quite rightly attributing the Netherlands goals to awful individual errors rather than the inevitable incoming narrative that playing the ball out from the back should be eschewed in favour of endless hoofs.

 

If the players aren’t able to pass the ball when they try to, replace them.

[Leyton388]

England = The Everton of international football. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

They can do it at club level as they have better players to pass too, who also make room. Plus opposition players who drop deeper in general or only pressurise with some 6 ft yard dog trying to hurry them. Stones was so out of his depth, especially when you realise he had Kyle 'I can run fast' Walker next to him and Harry 'I'm an overrated turd' Maguire. Then in midfield they had Ross 'I'll probably fall over' Barkley and Delph who is utter shit. Strange line up from Southgate. 

[Bjornebye]

9 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

Just lol at these England defenders trying to play out from the back. 

 

 

 

 

[No2]

If the rumours are true Man City could be fielding England's back 4 next season.

[Pureblood]

Just done the player ratings on the Beeb website.  Hendo scored a perfect 10, the rest of the England players got 1 out of 10.  

 

All of the Dutch players were awarded a 9, except for Virgil, Gini and Babel who all got a deserved 10. 

 

I didn't watch the game but I'm a ratings expert so fair's fair. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

England women play on Sunday in the WC against Scotland. No doubt the media will be filling pages with that shit and conveniently forget about the state of the Mens defence. 

[Pureblood]

32 minutes ago, Anubis said:

How long before the tabloids turn on Southgate?

The Euros would be my guess.  

[Anubis]

We need the women to turn in some really boss performances so that Neville gets the job after Southgate.

[scudger99]

"Ross Barkley, as good as Steven Gerrard".

I'm going to rename Stones to Stoned, the cunt plays like he had a couple of tokes just before kick off.

[Captain Turdseye]

Had a tenner on Holland to score 2+ goals and get 6+ corners. Typically they got to both of those in the first few minutes of extra time, the selfish twats. Still, giggling like a little girl every time they showed a replay of John Stones falling over eased the disappointment.