Other Football - 2018/19 Season

[Pureblood]

2 minutes ago, Redder Lurtz said:

Most of the men are just poor. The majority of female commentators are screaming fucking embarrassments doing Motty impressions. Cringeworthy.

I don't see what relevance gender has, but then I'm a leftard snowflake. 

[Redder Lurtz]

Just now, TK421 said:

I don't see what relevance gender has, but then I'm a leftard snowflake. 

The relevance is that a woman trying to commentate like a blokey John Motson is absolute cringe.

[an tha]

Apparently the first in the premier league since opta stats began that a team has had 0 attempts at or on goal.

[Mudface]

48 minutes ago, Redder Lurtz said:

Jesus christ, that Vicki Sparks reporting on the united cunts game on BBC makes Jacqui Oatley sound like Barry Davies. Embarrassing, screaming, biased bint.

I caught this screeching harridan on 5 Live while I popped out. I had to turn the radio down, it was actually distorted with her screaming when Pogba missed the penalty at the end-

 

 

[Bjornebye]

Sam Quek can commentate all over my tits. Anyone see her on Question of Sport last night? She was on Phil Tuffnells team with Charlie fucking Adam. It was a bit like seeing Jessica Alba and Mo Mowlam sat on opposite ends of a seesaw

[Pureblood]

6 minutes ago, Redder Lurtz said:

The relevance is that a woman trying to commentate like a blokey John Motson is absolute cringe.

Doesn't bother me - I'm used to women screaming passionately in my ear when I'm about to shoot in the box.

[Bobby Hundreds]

We aint gonna win fuck all and you know why because the universe is a 70s haircut, duffle coat samba wearing bastard.

 

I love my missus but her Manc family.. Jesus christ!

 

Right..composure. Just do our business tomorrow.

[TheHowieLama]

11 minutes ago, TK421 said:

Doesn't bother me - I'm used to women screaming passionately in my ear when I'm about to shoot in the box.

The beauty of the internet

[3 Stacks]

23 minutes ago, TK421 said:

Doesn't bother me - I'm used to women screaming passionately in my ear when I'm about to shoot in the box.

Nice. 

[Mudface]

17 minutes ago, TK421 said:

Doesn't bother me - I'm used to women screaming passionately in my ear when I'm about to shoot in the box.

About football players? I'd take that as an insult.

[magicrat]

West Ham a goal up to make a shitty afternoon even shittier

[Hades]

1 hour ago, Redder Lurtz said:

The relevance is that a woman trying to commentate like a blokey John Motson is absolute cringe.

It's spelt 'cringeworthy'.

[lebron]

The refereeing at OT was as bad as anything I've seen all season, Southampton were literally playing against 12 men all day. Southampton players coming within a whisker of Utd players the ref couldn't wait to get his whistle out. The other way, hustle, hold and tackle all you want without consequence. Ridiculous really. The penalty they got in the end was just about the only decision he got right. The FA/Ferguson has clearly had a word, wanting the fallen giant to raise again with Mourinho out of the picture. 

 

VAR can't come quickly enough, even if it's the same incompetent/crooked fools making the decisions. 

[Baltar]

Fucking Man City, sick of the sight of these cheating cunts. Sometimes I wish there was another war in the Middle East that would wipe the UAE off the map and reduce Man City to ruins. Then I remember I have a holiday scheduled in Dubai soon. 

[Bjornebye]

Watching Hibs/Celtic and some dickhead Hibs fan just threw a glass bottle at Scott Sinclair when he was about to take a corner. Missed, thankfully but fucking hell. Horrible cunt whoever threw it. Looked like a half whisky bottle as well with some left in it. Scotland's going down the pan not finishing the bottle before launching it. 

[Elite]

6 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Watching Hibs/Celtic and some dickhead Hibs fan just threw a glass bottle at Scott Sinclair when he was about to take a corner. Missed, thankfully but fucking hell. Horrible cunt whoever threw it. Looked like a half whisky bottle as well with some left in it. Scotland's going down the pan not finishing the bottle before launching it. 

Fucking idiots need jailing. Trying to seriously injure somebody for no other reason than them playing for a different team is abhorrent behaviour.

[Elite]

8 minutes ago, Baltar said:

Fucking Man City, sick of the sight of these cheating cunts. Sometimes I wish there was another war in the Middle East that would wipe the UAE off the map and reduce Man City to ruins. Then I remember I have a holiday scheduled in Dubai soon. 

Is it ATOL protected? If so you get your money back book a week at Southport Pontins instead and we win the league 

[Bjornebye]

2 nil get in Celtic 

[Josef Svejk]

36 minutes ago, Elite said:

Is it ATOL protected? If so you get your money back book a week at Southport Pontins instead and we win the league 

[Ronnie Whelan]

1 hour ago, lebron said:

The refereeing at OT was as bad as anything I've seen all season, Southampton were literally playing against 12 men all day. Southampton players coming within a whisker of Utd players the ref couldn't wait to get his whistle out. The other way, hustle, hold and tackle all you want without consequence. Ridiculous really. The penalty they got in the end was just about the only decision he got right. The FA/Ferguson has clearly had a word, wanting the fallen giant to raise again with Mourinho out of the picture. 

 

VAR can't come quickly enough, even if it's the same incompetent/crooked fools making the decisions. 

Hopefully plenty of dodgy calls against city.

[Ne Moe Imya]

This El Clasico is pretty good, really back and forth so far.

 

And of course it doesn't hurt that Barca's goal came from a pass into Rakitic that made Ramos look like a reserve player. Couldn't happen to a nicer person.

[niallers]

Ramos with another assault that he gets away with. Another elbow straight in front of the ref and nothing done. It would delight me no end should he die of bad aids.

[Red House]

7 minutes ago, niallers said:

Ramos with another assault that he gets away with. Another elbow straight in front of the ref and nothing done. It would delight me no end should he die of bad aids.

 

Fair, and not harsh in the slightest. Vile cunt.

[Jairzinho]

3 hours ago, an tha said:

Has to be the most cowardly display i have ever seen from a team in a home game.

 

17% possession

 

0 Shots on target

 

0 shots off target

 

0 blocked shots

 

0 corners

 

That is fucking disgusting.

"And it's live! You don't see action like this abroad do you Gary?" "No, Martin"

[Red House]

17 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

"And it's live! You don't see action like this abroad do you Gary?" "No, Martin"

Reckon Gary must have come close at Valencia though.