Other Football - 2018/19 Season

[Guest]

Imagine two matches finishing 0-0 today. The art of goalscoring is alive and well, just not today.

[Daisy]

1 hour ago, Em City said:

Good result, Chelsea look a bit toothless. If Hazard gets a long term injury, he'll take 75% of their attacking threat with him.

 

Jorginho would have been sensational for us. The only consolation is that City didn't get their hands on him.

He looks like a more mobile Xabi, sans magnificent beard 

[Stouffer]

Absolutely brutal this, could be a 3rd division tie.

[Anubis]

Cech constantly looking to release it early but no willing forward runners.

[polymerpunkah]

Arsenal have no desire whatsoever.

 

Won't tackle, won't track back, won't press, won't do fuck all.

 

Embarassing.

[Pidge]

Called Declan Rice average earlier, but Tom Davies makes him look like Zidane.

[Anubis]

Everton willing to put in the hard work. Arsenal aren't.

[Jairzinho]

Ozil has put in a real shift here.

[Anubis]

How was that different to the handball he gave in the first half.

[Elite]

Great finish

[Pidge]

1 minute ago, Jairzinho said:

Ozil has put in a real shift here.

Genuinely surprised he was on the pitch when Torreira just found him.

[magicrat]

Oh dear poor Ev.

[J-V]

Arsenal are shite.  Shame they're picking up points when they're this crap.

[Jairzinho]

Great finish that.

[Anubis]

First bars of "We don't care what the redshite say..." rings out.

 

Two minutes later and the 'Everton show' is derailed. Great finish from Lacazette.

[Ne Moe Imya]

Genuinely can't decide who I want to win this.

 

First thought was that of course Everton because Arsenal, unlikely as it might be, could still possibly manage to be a threat to us if everything were to go wrong. But then, once I thought about it, Arsenal are almost certain to be miles behind us so they're not really our concern this season.

 

So then my next thought was that maybe if I had to pick who finished fourth (since I think the top 3 are likely to be us, City and Chelsea in some order) I'd probably have Arsenal ahead of United and Spurs. But then that got me thinking that maybe I'd prefer United finished fourth so that there's a chance they keep Mourinho, because sooner or later they're going to get a decent manager in and be a threat again.

 

Decisions, decisions. Fortunately my opinion doesn't matter at all and I can just watch this game safe in the knowledge that no matter what happens there will be someone to laugh at.

[polymerpunkah]

And now the linesman has joined the show.

 

Clearly offside.

[The Golden Eel]

Shocking decision there...

[Tj hooker]

Haha great defending by the bitters 

[Jairzinho]

Haha.

[Anubis]

And the Marco Silva roadshow is blown away.

[Elite]

Can see a few more goals now. BUMMED.

[J-V]

That's shocking miles offside.

[aRdja]

Zouma is a donkey.

[Hand Shandy]

Hahahahaha! Absolutely miles off!