Jasper Cillessen

[Herp McDerp]

Teamtalk.com, 101GreatGoals, The Daily Star. The list of credible sources linking us to this lad is too long ignore.

 

Just waiting for JOE.co.uk to confirm it and then we can crack open the champagne.

I won't believe it till Don Balon confirms it

[Captain Turdseye]

Overrated. The Dutch Joe Hart.

That’s just your opinion. A whole host of respected journalists over at SportsMole and CaughtOffside think differently.

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

I'd rather have Donald fucking Duck as our first choice keeper rather than Karius.

 

There I've fucking said it.

 

And yes, I'm fucking drunk as fuck. But I would say the same if I was sober.

[Strontium]

Jasper Sillyseason

[El Rojo]

I won't believe it till Don Balon confirms it

That’s Senor Donald Balon to you.

[Red Hot]

Why take other teams cast offs , as that is what he is. Barca who can we afford to let go to  raise cash . No thanks move on 

[Captain Turdseye]

Jasper Sillyseason

Bastard. I was saving that one for later.

[VladimirIlyich]

Cillessen Bang average.

Very good. And too much time watching rubbish adverts.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Bastard. I was saving that one for later.

I made that joke on the transfer thread weeks ago. Fed up my material getting stolen. I feel like Bill Hicks. Only alive.

[Jairzinho]

Jasper Sillyseason.

[Strontium]

I made that joke on the transfer thread weeks ago. Fed up my material getting stolen. I feel like Bill Hicks. Only alive.

I don't think I saw that. Not the first time I've independently conceived a brilliant joke that has already been done. My earlier mineral-based puns did not have the same impact unfortunately.

[Remmie]

I made that joke on the transfer thread weeks ago. Fed up my material getting stolen. I feel like Bill Hicks. Only alive.

 

 

I don't think I saw that. Not the first time I've independently conceived a brilliant joke that has already been done. My earlier mineral-based puns did not have the same impact unfortunately.

Imagine how I feel, either no one got my Carrot joke or it was so completely shite that everyone refused to even acknowledge it.

[Strontium]

Imagine how I feel, either no one got my Carrot joke or it was so completely shite that everyone refused to even acknowledge it.

I got it, but unfortunately Trumo already did it on the first page of the thread.

[Remmie]

Haha. Bollocks.

 

Not as in your lying, but bollocks as in beaten to it.

 

I'm going to go and kick the fuck out of a dustbin.