2018 Pre-Season Match Thread

[Pidge]

Two-footed from Jones.  No real pace behind it, but can't afford to go full-Rafael when he takes a heavy first touch.

[liverpoolsno9]

Fuck off ya gimp cunt.

 

Didn't I tell you to stop stalking me?

 

The fact that you've trawled through the thread to quote me just shows how sad and pathetic you truly are.

*snigger*. Hardly trawling through the thread. You said something which reminded of a post you did in September last season. I remember it as you and Unfunnnee were being pricks over Jurgen then. And that post over Fabinho reminded me of what a fucking whopper you are/were back then.

[TheHowieLama]

Fucking Hendo's done nowt again.

 

I know pal -- like a breath of fresh air.

[Strontium]

Shaqiri is a magician.

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

Glorious from Shaq and Studge.

[Carvalho Diablo]

To me, to you, to me, to you.

[Anubis]

Lovely ball from the Weeble. Good finish from Studge.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Shaqiri is a magician.

I like the cunt of his gin.

[magicrat]

That was good,   Scoreline bit more realistic now

[Numero Veinticinco]

Shaqiri is excellent but it's his attitude that's so good. Love it.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Karius reminding us what we're missing.

[Strontium]

From what I saw, Jones looks the part too, which is encouraging.

[Anubis]

Keita getting some correction followed by a hug. Stick and carrot.

[Guest]

Baby Keith was a revelation first half. Ran straight into one of the opposition (literally straight into him) and both collapsed and got up to carry on running.

 

Pre-season friendly and he fancies a clattering. Boss.

[Pidge]

Good run out against a deeper, more organised defensive line.  Quite a few chances, not really any scares.  Thought the ref played a bit into our hands though, doubt we'll get that kind of treatment often. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

Little touch of class at the end there. Nice.

[Captain]

Obviously you have to be mindful of that, but he's playing for his next contract too, he looks incredibly sharp.

 

I don't think he does, but I guess we'll find out once he's up against PL defenders who are actually sharp.

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

Good finish to a good pre-season.

 

Now to twat the cockney cunts on Sunday.

[moof]

Cracking ball from juggernaut for the Sturridge goal. A wand of a left foot

[Caramac]

Poor display by Caramac so far on here. He’s been absolutely anonymous.

 

 

Absolutely. Shocking performance, he can go in the summer.

 

Spent the day in Scarborough, poor excuse I know,

[therevivalist]

We have to keep Gruic too, the lad is class.

[Guest]

My guess is the thread ends here now.

 

 

Next person to post is a cunt.

 

[Luckyhillkop]

It's hard to get excited by youngsters these days but Curtis Jones gives me a raging hard on

 

How is this not being picked up by peado police yet?

 

I'm a cunt.

 

[Anubis]

How is this not being picked up by peado police yet?

 

I'm a cunt.

 

 

Probably because Jones is 17 and so is above the age of consent.

[El Rojo]

Absolutely. Shocking performance, he can go in the summer.

 

Spent the day in Scarborough, poor excuse I know,

 

You call going to Scarborough fair?

(Forgetting) Moreno, Salah, Wijnaldum and Clyne