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[Nunavut Patrick]

3 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

It’s too precious to mail to Canada, guy. You’re gonna have to buy it it’s own seat on a plane. 

I wanted guarded 24/7 like the pink panther jewel.

 

hold on tonight mate and soon as this whole Covid thing blows over I’ll be round to collect 

 

it should probably

go in one of those air pressurized vacuum thingy

[Babb'sBurstNad]

#Rockxit

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Nice one.

 

Something to keep a light in your heart through the 10 months of winter's night.

[Captain Turdseye]

10 minutes ago, Nunavut Patrick said:

I wanted guarded 24/7 like the pink panther jewel.

 

hold on tonight mate and soon as this whole Covid thing blows over I’ll be round to collect 

 

it should probably

go in one of those air pressurized vacuum thingy

Yeah, I’ll sort something out mate, don’t worry. I’ve got some of those vacuum packs but I’m not sure if they’re big enough. I just took a load of polystyrene to the tip last week which would have been perfect. 
 

It’s robust enough that I reckon it’d survive being folded in half but there’s some excess adhesive still around the edges so I don’t really want to do that. It’s taken nine long months to get to this point so it needs to arrive at your gaff in pristine condition and take it’s rightful place on that wall. 
 

£70 went to the food bank in the end and now we bide our time and see what Amy’s next venture is. 

[Elite]

2 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Yeah, I’ll sort something out mate, don’t worry. I’ve got some of those vacuum packs but I’m not sure if they’re big enough. I just took a load of polystyrene to the tip last week which would have been perfect. 
 

It’s robust enough that I reckon it’d survive being folded in half but there’s some excess adhesive still around the edges so I don’t really want to do that. It’s taken nine long months to get to this point so it needs to arrive at your gaff in pristine condition and take it’s rightful place on that wall. 
 

£70 went to the food bank in the end and now we bide our time and see what Amy’s next venture is. 

What was Amy like?

[Captain Turdseye]

Lucky bastard. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Just now, Elite said:

What was Amy like?

As you’d expect. I didn’t venture across the threshold but the house smelt like dogs and a four year old boy answered the door. 

[Remmie]

2 minutes ago, Elite said:

What was Amy like?

Yeah we need a blow by blow account of this epic meeting of minds

[Anubis]

Made up for NP.

 

Here you go. Get it sorted Turdseye.

 

http://www.hmcpacking.com/?gclid=Cj0KCQjwhvf6BRCkARIsAGl1GGjtM8l-I6xNQo5pbXxK7biKxi_uzkIA1PEcxM0gH_n7eQnGQpUWelwaAr1lEALw_wcB

[Dr Nowt]

Glen, is there anywhere prominent you can prop it up when you’re driving the bus around?

[Raymond Duck]

25 minutes ago, Elite said:

What was Amy like?

Asking the real questions.

[Numero Veinticinco]

1 hour ago, Elite said:

The greatest trick Champ ever pulled was convincing the forum there would be a prize drawer at 4pm.

A prize drawer? Is that where you keep all your prizes? 

[Guest]

I hope the person who made this cake never sees the title of this thread.

[Pidge]

2 hours ago, Nunavut Patrick said:

@Pidge

 

Philly drew, freehand like I imagine daVinci in Sistine Chapel, a portrait of Dwayne 'THe Rock' Johnson. There was a spattering of maligning voices and then a pub owner in Pudsley revived what is basically a lost van Gogh in his very fine establishment serving real ales. He hung it in the bog. Then the Captian discovered on Facebook a true artist with what appears to be a collection of ASBO children. But with a fine touch that could do The Rock justice. Not even cakes, ballon art and Corona could stop this procession.

 

An in just under a half an hour  TLW patron saint of truth and kindness and cookies will present one of us with Turdseye's preciuos acquisition. 

 

 

 

Sound.

[Pidge]

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

£70 went to the food bank in the end and now we bide our time and see what Amy’s next venture is. 

Where is the link to the donations?  Will add a late one as haven't done one for a while.

[Captain Turdseye]

5 minutes ago, Pidge said:

Where is the link to the donations?  Will add a late one as haven't done one for a while.

 

On 24/03/2020 at 00:03, Captain Turdseye said:

Sorted. 
 

https://donorbox.org/fanssupportingfoodbanks

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

The cunt sprays bears in the eyes fuck off 

[Pidge]

Will "Stig fingers cats" get on the comment wall?

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, Pidge said:

Will "Stig fingers cats" get on the comment wall?

I'll be purrrrrrety  angry if not you baldy cornish cunt x 

[Nunavut Patrick]

3 hours ago, Dr Nowt said:

Glen, is there anywhere prominent you can prop it up when you’re driving the bus around?

This is too precious to expose to the bus wankers.

 

I can't believe The Rock will be in my House!

[Remmie]

1 hour ago, Nunavut Patrick said:

This is too precious to expose to the bus wankers.

 

I can't believe The Rock will be in my House!

I think it needs to be framed by a freshly battered seal pelt, even as a vegetarian it just feels right. 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

On 13/09/2020 at 02:23, Captain Turdseye said:

So long as the recipient pays the travel costs. 
 

Cath, make Audrey Witherspoon the winner please. 

2 weeks in quarantine, plus you cannot actually get into the country this year, due to the quarantine queue, other than that mate, aye sound, I’ll need you to bring a couple of packages with you. Best to start on the cod liver oil now.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

On 14/09/2020 at 03:33, Champ said:

Hey, @Audrey Witherspoon and @Nunavut Patrick tune in at 21.00 for the event of the year

Sorry for missing the draw @Champ - and thanks for hanging out for us and moving to an antipodean friendly time.

Well done @Nunavut Patrick - good luck explaining this as a work of great cultural interest post-brexit english art.

[Remmie]

I don't mean to be a smart arse* but why was 9pm a good time for Australians? That's 5am in Sydney and 3am in Perth. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Maybe I do mean it a little bit

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

56 minutes ago, Remmie said:

I don't mean to be a smart arse* but why was 9pm a good time for Australians? That's 5am in Sydney and 3am in Perth. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Maybe I do mean it a little bit

Well, mr smart arse, in Cath’s head it was more antipodean friendly, and she moved it, so that was good enough for me.

Also it’s 6 am in the east. And fuck Perth, they won’t let us in!