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[Nunavut Patrick]

1 minute ago, alles ist gut said:

Just after eight

LESS THAN A HOUR TO GO.......

[Champ]

Tick Tick Tick Tick Tick...

[Elite]

The greatest trick Champ ever pulled was convincing the forum there would be a prize drawer at 4pm.

[Nunavut Patrick]

@Pidge

 

Philly drew, freehand like I imagine daVinci in Sistine Chapel, a portrait of Dwayne 'THe Rock' Johnson. There was a spattering of maligning voices and then a pub owner in Pudsley revived what is basically a lost van Gogh in his very fine establishment serving real ales. He hung it in the bog. Then the Captian discovered on Facebook a true artist with what appears to be a collection of ASBO children. But with a fine touch that could do The Rock justice. Not even cakes, ballon art and Corona could stop this procession.

 

An in just under a half an hour  TLW patron saint of truth and kindness and cookies will present one of us with Turdseye's preciuos acquisition. 

 

 

 

[Anubis]

Sat in the garden, cradling a beer, the dying glow of sunset as twilight slowly draws to an end, the winking of the first stars in the blanket of the night sky, the gentle wind rippling through the branches of the trees, and the sound of small nocturnal animals stirring in their lairs. I am calm, collected, and will meet my fate with a smile, whatever the outcome.

[lifetime fan]

I’ve been awake since 7:30 this morning, I’m now in work on a waking night, by the time I finish, do the school run and get to bed I’ll have been awake for nearly 28 hours. 
 

I’m sure Cath wouldn’t want the death of 2 boys on her hands for keeping me awake all afternoon to not be the winner. 

[Captain Turdseye]

37 minutes ago, Nunavut Patrick said:

@Pidge

 

Philly drew, freehand like I imagine daVinci in Sistine Chapel, a portrait of Dwayne 'THe Rock' Johnson. There was a spattering of maligning voices and then a pub owner in Pudsley revived what is basically a lost van Gogh in his very fine establishment serving real ales. He hung it in the bog. Then the Captian discovered on Facebook a true artist with what appears to be a collection of ASBO children. But with a fine touch that could do The Rock justice. Not even cakes, ballon art and Corona could stop this procession.

 

An in just under a half an hour  TLW patron saint of truth and kindness and cookies will present one of us with Turdseye's preciuos acquisition. 

 

 

 

You’ve got your Amy’s mixed up. My Amy is a legit businesswoman, Remmie’s Amy gives birth to criminals which she’s immensely proud of. 
 

TWO MINUTES. 

[Stouffer]

Let's get it on.

[Champ]

NP

[Stouffer]

Arse

 

Congrats Pat.

[Captain Turdseye]

Bagsy not paying the postage. 

[Mudface]

A sad day when a work of art leaves these shores.

[Dougie Do'ins]

Yeah. What Mudface said.

[lifetime fan]

Fucks sake. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Now I know how the Greeks feel about the Elgin Marbles.

[Raymond Duck]

Gutted. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Congratulations NP, you lucky bastard. 

[Dougie Do'ins]

Aye. Congrats NP. 

[Nunavut Patrick]

Holy Shit 

My life has just changed 

[Nunavut Patrick]

Speechless

[lifetime fan]

If I couldn’t win it then Glen would have been my choice over the rest of you cunts. 
 

You want me to look after it for you mate until you’re over next? 

[Captain Turdseye]

It’s too precious to mail to Canada, guy. You’re gonna have to buy it it’s own seat on a plane. 

[Champ]

1 minute ago, lifetime fan said:

If I couldn’t win it then Glen would have been my choice over the rest of you cunts. 
 

You want me to look after it for you mate until you’re over next? 

Clever

[Champ]

Good fun.

 

Thanks to CT for organising

[Raymond Duck]

3 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

It’s too precious to mail to Canada, guy. You’re gonna have to buy it it’s own seat on a plane. 

It’s not leaving these shores, I’ve reported it on here.

 

https://www.interpol.int/en/Crimes/Cultural-heritage-crime/Stolen-Works-of-Art-Database