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[Captain Turdseye]

8 minutes ago, Champ said:

How many are in for it? Maybe you should be pitching for it?

I’m not 100% sure. I need to look at my PM’s and PayPal. I know there was 15 but I’m not sure if I included Paddyberger in that number because he came late to the party. Then there’s Stouff, Stig and Lifey who’ve joined the list today. 
 

That’s assuming you’re still removing yourself from the running, even though you donated double? See, ‘nice’. You could give it to Mr Champ as a Xmas prezzie. 

[PestiRed]

That thing will be lucky to survive one postal journey, never mind two. Give it to Turdseye 

[Champ]

23 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Ermahgerd. I’m picking up the artwork at dinner time on Sunday. 
 

Gonna need @Champ to do the impartial raffle. I can’t be trusted not to rig it for myself to win. It’s gonna look fucking amazing on my bedroom wall in between her shit Banksy canvas and my boss Tony Soprano/Pie Oh My one. 

Have you seen what you’re getting or are you waiting for ‘the big reveal’?

[Raymond Duck]

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I’m not 100% sure. I need to look at my PM’s and PayPal. I know there was 15 but I’m not sure if I included Paddyberger in that number because he came late to the party. Then there’s Stouff, Stig and Lifey who’ve joined the list today. 
 

That’s assuming you’re still removing yourself from the running, even though you donated double? See, ‘nice’. You could give it to Mr Champ as a Xmas prezzie. 

I paid, pretty sure I was one of the early adopters of this grand plan but it was a while ago granted.

[Captain Turdseye]

43 minutes ago, Champ said:

Have you seen what you’re getting or are you waiting for ‘the big reveal’?

The last picture I saw of it was posted in this thread. I’m not completely convinced that she won’t get Covid again overnight and cancel the arranged collection time. 
 

23 minutes ago, paddyberger said:

I paid, pretty sure I was one of the early adopters of this grand plan but it was a while ago granted.

I knew you’d paid mate. I just had it in my head that you were a week or two after everyone else. 

[Captain Turdseye]

1 hour ago, PestiRed said:

That thing will be lucky to survive one postal journey, never mind two. Give it to Turdseye 

This sounds fair. 
 

It’s only gonna be one postal journey. I’m collecting it in person and will handle it with the utmost care. 

[Tony Moanero]

2 hours ago, Champ said:

‘Nice’

Champ, do you like Nice biscuits?

[cloggypop]

Turdseye should probably deliver it in person as well, just to be safe. 

[Raymond Duck]

4 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

The last picture I saw of it was posted in this thread. I’m not completely convinced that she won’t get Covid again overnight and cancel the arranged collection time. 
 

I knew you’d paid mate. I just had it in my head that you were a week or two after everyone else. 

I know. I’m offended you thought I was a glory hunter, if I don’t win you’ll be getting little present through the letterbox, fair warning. 

[Captain Turdseye]

4 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Turdseye should probably deliver it in person as well, just to be safe. 

So long as the recipient pays the travel costs. 
 

Cath, make Audrey Witherspoon the winner please. 

[Champ]

2 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Champ, do you like Nice biscuits?

They’re probably my favourite of the ‘cheap biscuits’

[Tony Moanero]

1 minute ago, Champ said:

They’re probably my favourite of the ‘cheap biscuits’

I never used to be keen on them but bought a packet the other week because they were cheap and enjoyed them. I’d forgotten they were coconut flavoured.

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

3 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Champ, do you like Nice biscuits?

Does she like biscuits named after French cities, Tony? I expected better from you.

[Guest]

53 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

I never used to be keen on them but bought a packet the other week because they were cheap and enjoyed them. I’d forgotten they were coconut flavoured.

Hold on, 'nice' biscuits are coconut flavoured? When did this happen?

 

[Champ]

11 minutes ago, Fluter in Dakota said:

Hold on, 'nice' biscuits are coconut flavoured? When did this happen?

 

Not sure if serious or not

[Guest]

Just now, Champ said:

Not sure if serious or not

When I last had a nice biscuit it was covered in sugar. At least I've always thought it was sugar. Is it coconut?

[Captain Turdseye]

Get your biscuit shite out of my cake thread. 

[Mudface]

45 minutes ago, Fluter in Dakota said:

When I last had a nice biscuit it was covered in sugar. At least I've always thought it was sugar. Is it coconut?

They're coconut-flavoured biscuits dusted in sugar, they always have been.

 

https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/ai31k3/since_when_were_nice_biscuits_coconut_flavour/

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nice_biscuit

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, Mudface said:

They're coconut-flavoured biscuits dusted in sugar, they always have been.

 

https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/ai31k3/since_when_were_nice_biscuits_coconut_flavour/

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nice_biscuit

I never noticed the coconut. That's extraordinary.

[Mudface]

1 minute ago, Fluter in Dakota said:

I never noticed the coconut. That's extraordinary.

Well, I suppose they are quite bland and coconut as a flavour isn't really that noticeable, but yeah, it's there.

[Dougie Do'ins]

 

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Get your biscuit shite out of my cake cunt thread. 

Fixed that for you CP.

[Anubis]

This has all the excitement of Christmas Day!

[Champ]

12 hours ago, Fluter in Dakota said:

I never noticed the coconut. That's extraordinary.

What about the little bits that stick in your teeth?

[Guest]

3 minutes ago, Champ said:

What about the little bits that stick in your teeth?

Are we still talking about biscuits?

[TheBitch]

Fuck your biscuits off. 
 

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