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[Mudface]

 

That's wonderful. I wonder if we can get an arrangement with the Barrymore pool pic on?

[cloggypop]

3 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

And I’m letting that Warwick Davis comment slide, Elite, you fucking prick. 

He shouldn't belittle you like that. 

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

And I’m letting that Warwick Davis comment slide, Elite, you fucking prick. 

Even I thought that was a low blow. 

[Bjornebye]

How would we get this cake to The Rock then? 

 

[Mudface]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

How would we get this cake to The Rock then? 

 

I'm sure he'd come to us...

[Anubis]

Didn’t one poster’s mate used to date Charlize Theron? She’s in the Fast & Furious films. The Rock is in the Fast & Furious films. We have our in.

 

Having sorted that, I’m off to broker trade peace between the US and China.

[Captain Turdseye]

15 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

How would we get this cake to The Rock then? 

 

I’m not sure you’re following the thread properly. If we were paying her for a cake that’s taken nine months to make, it would taste worse than it looked, which would be some fucking achievement. 
 

This is a ‘diamond painting’. The greatest single piece of TLW memorabilia there’s ever been. 
 

I’m fully expecting all of the ‘diamonds’ to fall off in the post. 

[Bjornebye]

Moof get on the blower to the finger deposit box and get her little blue ticked arse to tweet Dwayne for us. 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I’m not sure you’re following the thread properly. If we were paying her for a cake that’s taken nine months to make it would taste worse than it looked, which would be some fucking achievement. 
 

This is a ‘diamond painting’. The greatest single piece of TLW memorabilia there’s ever been. 
 

I’m fully expecting all of the ‘diamonds’ to fall off in the post. 

I thought it was a cake. Silly me. 

[Dougie Do'ins]

I didn't pay five quid (it was £5 wasn't it ? It's been that long) for the Rock to glory in one of the worlds finest example of Nouveau art.

 

I've already linked it's increase in value into my retirement pot which currently stands at 3p.

 

The Rock can go fuck himself. 

[Dr Nowt]

16 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I’m not sure you’re following the thread properly. If we were paying her for a cake that’s taken nine months to make, it would taste worse than it looked, which would be some fucking achievement. 

On the other hand, we’d finally know what The Rock’s been cooking.

 

Salmonella. 

[Stouffer]

I didn't put in for this because I'm a chump.

 

How can I buy in so you can take my money you fuckers?

 

 

[Captain Turdseye]

34 minutes ago, Stouffer said:

I didn't put in for this because I'm a chump.

 

How can I buy in so you can take my money you fuckers?

 

 

Donate a fiver to these and you’re in mate. 
 

On 24/03/2020 at 00:03, Captain Turdseye said:

Sorted. 
 

https://donorbox.org/fanssupportingfoodbanks

 

 

 

[Stouffer]

38 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Donate a fiver to these and you’re in mate. 
 

 

Cheers ears; it is done.

[Champ]

21 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Ermahgerd. I’m picking up the artwork at dinner time on Sunday. 
 

Gonna need @Champ to do the impartial raffle. I can’t be trusted not to rig it for myself to win. It’s gonna look fucking amazing on my bedroom wall in between her shit Banksy canvas and my boss Tony Soprano/Pie Oh My one. 

What do you want me to do?

[Dougie Do'ins]

3 minutes ago, Champ said:

What do you want me to do?

Whatever you do, don't rig it so I win.

 

 

 

[lifetime fan]

Couldn’t remember if I’d paid in for this so have done so now just in case. 

[Dougie Do'ins]

1 hour ago, Stouffer said:

Cheers ears; it is done.

 

2 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Couldn’t remember if I’d paid in for this so have done so now just in case. 

Fucks sake. My chances of a comfortable retirement are shrinking by the hour here.

[lifetime fan]

3 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

 

Fucks sake. My chances of a comfortable retirement are shrinking by the hour here.

I’m going to make it the centre piece of the front room when I redecorate. 
 

Think of Jimmy Rabbitte, only better. 

 

 

[Captain Turdseye]

51 minutes ago, Champ said:

What do you want me to do?

I’ll find a website that’ll do the draw. Just need you to be the independent adjudicator. I’ll work out who’s on the list tomorrow. 
 

Stig is also in. 

[Champ]

Just so long as no-ones asking me to don a swimsuit and feathers

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I love the way Champ is the only one we can trust to do this.

She's TLW's token nice person.

[Champ]

‘Nice’

[Champ]

7 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I’ll find a website that’ll do the draw. Just need you to be the independent adjudicator. I’ll work out who’s on the list tomorrow. 
 

Stig is also in. 

How many are in for it? Maybe you should be pitching for it?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

8 minutes ago, Champ said:

‘Nice’

It's a low, low bar.