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[Bjornebye]

“Marie Wright.....” it’s all very weird. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

“Marie Wright.....” it’s all very weird. 

Basically she's saying "I've left my home and started using an assumed name - but everything's OK."

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Basically she's saying "I've left my home and started using an assumed name - but everything's OK."

It’s the fact she has chosen Marie. I mean Amy might not have been her name either. 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

Tudseye has her in a caravan in his garden, knocking out eBay tat for Jaffa cakes

[ZonkoVille77]

 

[Anubis]

The umbrella makes it....

[cloggypop]

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Hopefully the person who drew the Rock doesn't find out and get involved, not Phily, the person who drew it.

[General Dryness]

2 hours ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

 

It'll only get really funny when she posts a picture of another one of her creations simply captioned "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK".

[Tony Moanero]

2 hours ago, cloggypop said:

I reckon she bought that from Marks & Spencer and is passing if off as her own. No way is that homemade, it’s exquisite.

[Raymond Duck]

4 hours ago, cloggypop said:

Why does it have 5 legs? Unless she skewered it’s lash.

[Guest]

8 minutes ago, paddyberger said:

Why does it have 5 legs? Unless she skewered it’s lash.

Isn't that arms and legs? Although still having 5 on those is still a bit on the nuclear side. 

[Jairzinho]

"Yes, I can make any sort of cake. What would you like?"

 

"A giant turd with chicken feet"

[Elite]

5 hours ago, cloggypop said:

I imagine that's what the Corona Virus looks like under a very powerful microscope.

[Trumo]

2 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

I reckon she bought that from Marks & Spencer and is passing if off as her own. No way is that homemade, it’s exquisite.

 

If that is M&S standard, no wonder they are up shit creek.

[Captain Turdseye]

Ermahgerd. I’m picking up the artwork at dinner time on Sunday. 
 

Gonna need @Champ to do the impartial raffle. I can’t be trusted not to rig it for myself to win. It’s gonna look fucking amazing on my bedroom wall in between her shit Banksy canvas and my boss Tony Soprano/Pie Oh My one. 

[Mudface]

Did she say why she'd dropped off the grid? Worried about a rush of orders now her masterwork is complete?

[Dr Nowt]

The reveal is going to be immense. See if you can get it trending on Twatter.

[Captain Turdseye]

46 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Did she say why she'd dropped off the grid? Worried about a rush of orders now her masterwork is complete?

I haven’t asked her. I know she’s in the balloon business now so it’s either really taken off or blown up in her face. 

[Anubis]

Ok, hear me out here boys and girls, because it sounds mad just writing this, but what if, instead of raffling it, we tried to get it to Dwayne Johnson. Think The Rock, on Twitter and Instagram, pictured next to this masterpiece and thanking TLW.

[Elite]

6 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I haven’t asked her. I know she’s in the balloon business now so it’s either really taken off or blown up in her face. 

As in making animals out of balloons like a clown or just general balloon selling? 

 

Nothing's safe from these Facebook entrepreneurs.

 

The bit in bold sounds like a Warwick Davis joke on Tenable.

 

 

[Bjornebye]

12 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Ok, hear me out here boys and girls, because it sounds mad just writing this, but what if, instead of raffling it, we tried to get it to Dwayne Johnson. Think The Rock, on Twitter and Instagram, pictured next to this masterpiece and thanking TLW.

Hahahaha yes yes yes yes yes. 

[Captain Turdseye]

34 minutes ago, Elite said:

As in making animals out of balloons like a clown or just general balloon selling? 

 

Nothing's safe from these Facebook entrepreneurs.

 

The bit in bold sounds like a Warwick Davis joke on Tenable.

 

 

Balloon art obviously. Duh. I just checked out the page and it’s mostly filled up with stuff like this. 
 

 

 

 

I’m not sure if she’s noticed that they’re accredited to other people on each picture. More recently there’s some of Amy’s own work which will seem much more familiar to frequent readers of this thread. 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

I thought you meant she was selling them nitrous oxide chaps 

[Captain Turdseye]

And I’m letting that Warwick Davis comment slide, Elite, you fucking prick.