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[Anubis]

23 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

If she'd have put in one hour a day graft, she'd have it boxed off now and it'd be taking pride of place in one of our homesteads.

 

She needs to pull her fucking finger out.

I thought we were framing it and soldering it to the Shankly Gates.

[Captain Turdseye]

1 hour ago, Aw Geez said:

How much is she charging for that?

We gave her £30. She said that’s how much the stuff cost to buy and that she’s doing the actual diamond painting herself for no extra charge. 
 

She won’t be winning The Apprentice anytime soon. 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

32 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

We gave her £30. She said that’s how much the stuff cost to buy and that she’s doing the actual diamond painting herself for no extra charge. 
 

She won’t be winning The Apprentice anytime soon. 

 

Jeeeeeesus. She's been HAD.

[Remmie]

3 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

We gave her £30. She said that’s how much the stuff cost to buy and that she’s doing the actual diamond painting herself for no extra charge. 
 

She won’t be winning The Apprentice anytime soon. 

Is she covering postage herself?

[Captain Turdseye]

2 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Is she covering postage herself?

I’ll collect it from her and sort the postage out myself, unless one of them bloody foreigners wins it. I’m not paying to ship it to Canada, guy. 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I’ll collect it from her and sort the postage out myself, unless one of them bloody foreigners wins it. I’m not paying to ship it to Canada, guy. 

Are you gonna slip her one from all the lads? 

[Captain Turdseye]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Are you gonna slip her one from all the lads? 

She’s got coronavirus, mate. She said it herself. So I’m gonna have to pass this time. 

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

She’s got coronavirus, mate. She said it herself. So I’m gonna have to pass this time. 

Col would. 

[VladimirIlyich]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Col would. 

I'd be surprised if he hadn't already.

[Bjornebye]

Just now, VladimirIlyich said:

I'd be surprised if he hadn't already.

Hahahaha 

[Nunavut Patrick]

2 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I’ll collect it from her and sort the postage out myself, unless one of them bloody foreigners wins it. I’m not paying to ship it to Canada, guy. 

Hey,  if Domenic Cummings can go castle watching I can easily pop over, get it, pop back and slip under any quarantine rules and then proudly dispay my treasure along side my favourite seal club. 

 

Of course, when I die I shall leave it to the National Portrait Gallery. All I ask is that 'The Rock' face the Canadian Embassy. 

[Elite]

6 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I’ll collect it from her and sort the postage out myself, unless one of them bloody foreigners wins it. I’m not paying to ship it to Canada, guy. 

You're actually going to meet her? You may need back up, take Phily with you as he's the most appropriate given that it's his masterpiece and that he's as hard as nails.

[Nunavut Patrick]

May I suggest another whip around and CT, the creator of this masterpiece and the winner be presented with it  in a pre-fight ceremony in Berlin in October.

 

 

 

 

[Dr Nowt]

Struggling to think of who would be the perfect person to present it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Captain Turdseye]

Fuck yeah!

 

 

[Trumo]

[Anubis]

Fair play, she’s doing a star job.

[Numero Veinticinco]

37 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Fuck yeah!

 

 

She’s got it spot on, it looks ridiculous. 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

A perfect likeness of a below average likeness

[AngryOfTuebrook]

We're like the Medici - right 'orrible pricks, but patrons of great art.

[Captain Turdseye]

24 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

We're like the Medici - right 'orrible pricks, but patrons of great art.

Might take her a little bottle of Lambrini when I go and pick it up. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

3 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Might take her a little bottle of Lambrini when I go and pick it up. 

Don't go all fancy, get her what she really wants; a 2 Litre bottle of Diamond White.

[Elite]

She's done a great job and I'm not taking the piss.

[PestiRed]

Poetry blerts take note. If you want to impress us with art, this is what you need to be doing

[VladimirIlyich]

2 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Might take her a little bottle of Lambrini when I go and pick it up. 

She will her legs faster than than Usain Bolt if you give her that. You will be 'Uncle Turdseye' in no time at all.