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[Captain Turdseye]

Still time to enter the raffle for the greatest prize in TLW history. I’ll need to double check my PayPal account when I get home but Amy has been paid and I’m pretty sure we’ve raised an extra £35 so far on top of that. One poster sent me £10 so will be getting two entries into the draw and I’d like nothing more than to see it take pride of place on their mantle piece. 
 

 

[Anubis]

The excitement is unbearable.

[Raymond Duck]

13 hours ago, Anubis said:

The excitement is unbearable.

100% in if @Captain Turdseye provides PayPal Details.

 

The Barrymore one should be on the hit list. 

[Captain Turdseye]

PM’d Paddy. 
 

Also forgot to mention that Lizzie Birdsworth got the email address wrong, accidentally sent money to someone that isn’t me and attached a request for sexual services in return. 

[Trumo]

12 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Also forgot to mention that Lizzie Birdsworth got the email address wrong, accidentally sent money to someone that isn’t me and attached a request for sexual services in return. 

 

You're hiding the disappointment well.

[Anubis]

50 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

PM’d Paddy. 
 

Also forgot to mention that Lizzie Birdsworth got the email address wrong, accidentally sent money to someone that isn’t me and attached a request for sexual services in return. 

it wasn’t eyore@donkeysanctuary.org again, was it?

[Captain Turdseye]

1 hour ago, Trumo said:

 

You're hiding the disappointment well.

Have you met him? He’s an Adonis. I’m sure you saw those hospital pictures of his legs the other week. I’m flattered that he thought he needed to ask. 

[Remmie]

Oh fuck I think I forgot to pay or did I do it? My memory is fucked

[Raymond Duck]

2 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

PM’d Paddy. 
 

Also forgot to mention that Lizzie Birdsworth got the email address wrong, accidentally sent money to someone that isn’t me and attached a request for sexual services in return. 

Cheers, paid. 

[Captain Turdseye]

1 hour ago, Remmie said:

Oh fuck I think I forgot to pay or did I do it? My memory is fucked

Got nothing from you, Zeb. There’s no rush mate. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

I'll go in for a fiver.

 

I'm planning some redecorating and, having read up on design and home aesthetic, I'm convinced this sure-to-be monstrous gurning gem visage would perfectly complement my plans for a stylish and relaxed space. It's the small, elegant things that make a room.

[Dr Nowt]

7 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

PM’d Paddy. 
 

Also forgot to mention that Lizzie Birdsworth got the email address wrong, accidentally sent money to someone that isn’t me and attached a request for sexual services in return. 

First payment:

 

Second payment:

 

 

[Captain Turdseye]

I would wank 500 times

And I would wank 500 more

Just to do anti-prejudice work

That people on here know us for

 

 

[Leyton388]

Just seen this thread for the first time and got to say this is fucking hilarious. This a a result of a bored house wife that gets an idea to become a "Business owner" after watching bake off. 

 

Brilliant. 

 

 

[General Dryness]

2 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I would wank 500 times

And I would wank 500 more

Just to do anti-prejudice work

That people on here know us for

 

 

When I wank off

I know who I'm gonna be

I'm gonna be the man who's coming over you

 

[Guest]

[Captain Turdseye]

It’s, erm, coming along well. 
 

 

Charity pot currently stands at £55

[Anubis]

You can’t rush perfection.

[Champ]

We’ll be back in the EU by the time that’s finished 

[Captain Turdseye]

It’s taking shape!

 

[Mudface]

Fascinating to see the work of an artist taking shape. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Can't be long now.

[Mudface]

5 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Can't be long now.

We could do with some sort of Hollywood treatment of this- investors threatening to pull out, angry exchanges, the whole project nearly foundering before the triumphant artist reveals the true glory of her vision and everyone is wowed into reverent silence.

[Anubis]

I’m just excited to see what’ll get over the line first, TLW’s glorious masterpiece or Duncan Oldham’s Inside Anfield.

[Mudface]

5 minutes ago, Anubis said:

I’m just excited to see what’ll get over the line first, TLW’s glorious masterpiece or Duncan Oldham’s Inside Anfield.

Ah hey now, retrieving Dunc's seminal manuscript from Mook's arse is an heroic endeavour. There's so much up there, and none of it's indexed. Ships, fleets of light aircraft, lobsters, hamburger stands, but no fuckin' hamburgers, it's endless.