Xherdan Shaqiri

[stringvest]

he's not fat, he's just got a mong body.

[Captain Turdseye]

I cheered when he scored like he was playing for us!

I did a litlle “wahey!” as well.

[Anny Road]

This is OK. A lot of players in Klopp's early days were running themselves into the ground because they were trying to press indiscriminately. Last season quite often you would see one of the players moving quite slowly as others pressed (as if taking a break) but heading to a position where they can get involved again.

 

This Shaqiri lad has something about him and I think he would grow into the role at LFC. Klopp, if you're reading this get it done.

From what I’ve seen it’s more standing still with his thumb up his arse with a cob on because balls were not played to his feet.

 

Sign him up like for 12m

[SammyAftershave]

He's got the body of Popeye. I've been in favour since the whisper started but am totally sold on the idea now.

[El Rojo]

 

Dem titties.

Haha!

[El Dangerous]

I can't wait to see him play like that for us, sometimes, occasionally. If he feels like it. Maybe. Fat cunt.

[therevivalist]

Interesting game that, Shaqiri making a better case for himself.  

[3 Stacks]

Don't think we're actually in for him. The reliable journos only mention him as an option or in passing. 

 

Don't get this fascination about his body though, He's just stocky. Nothing weird or noteworthy about it. 

[Chip Butty]

He's got mong strength

[Kevin D]

Klopp's failure to sign Shaqiri is a sackable offence.

[Oh Buoy]

[Gym Beglin]

I’d sign him, but I doubt he’s short of offers from CL teams now.

 

Our sales pitch is different to others, we need him to run a lot and not start a lot of games. He may not agree to that.

[Evil_Ways]

I’d sign him, but I doubt he’s short of offers from CL teams now.

 

Our sales pitch is different to others, we need him to run a lot and not start a lot of games. He may not agree to that.

I think he would start plenty of games for us. Having 5 players to rotate between 3 or 4 (depending on how we set up) positions is not a lot. He probably look at us and think fuck, thats the kind of football i want to play. Looks to be a perfect fit i would say.

[VladimirIlyich]

I’d sign him, but I doubt he’s short of offers from CL teams now.

 

Our sales pitch is different to others, we need him to run a lot and not start a lot of games. He may not agree to that.

'Short' of offers.

 

Chuckles to oneself.

[RoboRiise]

Bet he's having a massive pie tonight.

[joe_fishfish]

Let's not get carried away here, he was good tonight but if he played that well week in week out Stoke wouldn't have been relegated.

[VladimirIlyich]

Would you be happy in a town where you, as an immigrant,are not wanted by the local population?

[El Rojo]

Bet he's having a massive eagle pie tonight.

[cloggypop]

 

Dem titties.

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[Rick Sanchez C-137]

He has 6 small pot bellies all neatly arranged on top of his main pot belly.

[Denny Crane]

Slightly off topic I noticed there are some hot women of Kosavan heritage , Rita Ora, Dua Lipa but the blokes have been handed the short straw. 

 

 

[Hades]

No tattoos or beard. Sign him.

[Gym Beglin]

Let's not get carried away here, he was good tonight but if he played that well week in week out Stoke wouldn't have been relegated.

I know I know, but like Balotelli for Italy in 2014.

 

But...I wonder if Shaqiri needs high stakes to get the best out of him, y’know, a ‘big game’. He didn’t get that at Stoke. I don’t think he really got that at Inter either, shite side playing for nothing.

 

His first season at Bayern was s bit underwhelming, but he was young and just stepped up from the Swiss league, that’s ok. He then got less games in the second season but got 7 in 27 games, so he was doing alright. Then the next season they brought in Lewandowski and he struggled to get game time ahead of Ribery and Robben, so was sold in January.

 

So...you can make an argument that he’s not had a clear run at a top club since his first season in Germany, when he was 21.

 

He can beat a man from a standing start, that’s worth £30m these days, a massive commodity. He can also play a mean through ball and can blam shots. I don’t see what’s not to like other than his name and our hang-ups.

[Ronnie Whelan]

Love how we all think he's a fat cunt but 80% of us would be pretty happy with his torso.

 

He is like Ram Man though.

 

He's a class player. Count me in.

[Denny Crane]

We just need him to play against teams that imprisoned his dad.

 

Hassan Cheema

Hassan Cheema

@mediagag

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2h

see this is the problem with trying to predict the World Cup. You can have years of data, but how do you calculate the motivation and focus of Kosovar emigrants against Serbia. No sample sizes or formulae for that