Xherdan Shaqiri

[Pidge]

Replacing Lallana.

[Captain Turdseye]

 

Tekkers.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

All joking aside, he's not fat. He's squat. And looks weighty due to being a shortarse. He can actually shift a fair bit and has decent little bursts of acceleration.

 

For a back up option and at the rumoured price I'm thinking it could be a decent buy. He's got decent numbers. Goals and assists are okay. Chances created is fairly high. That's more important than assists, for me. You could beat 2 men with great skill, set up a team mate for a sitter and then that team mate just so happens to be Mame Biram Diouf, who wallops it over the bar and you don't get an assist stat for it.

[Captain Turdseye]

 

Skillz.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Diving bastard. Get him in!

[cloggypop]

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[Greycellgreen]

Stupid is as stupid does.

[Anny Road]

12 million is a steal when you consider nearly 10 years ago we paid 20 mill for Alberto Aquilani.

[Greycellgreen]

12 million is a steal when you consider nearly 10 years ago we paid 20 mill for Alberto Aquilani.

Let's just not have either.

[INTORRESTING]

Whenever, wherever, we were meant to be together.

 

40 yarders on tap.

[Anny Road]

Let's just not have either.

Didn't say he was good but you'd pay 8 million for a new tea lady now.

[Elite]

Not been this underwhelmed since Gemma Collins took her Bra off.

[VladimirIlyich]

I wouldn't be worried about the transfer or wages but I'd be seriously worried about the food bill.'Xherdan's gone to Iceland..Tesco,Asda,Sainsburys,McDonalds,Burger King...

[Greycellgreen]

Didn't say he was good but you'd pay 8 million for a new tea lady now.

 

Not if the old one still knew how to click the button down.  Mental this, the only saving grace is a Jurgen Klopp materstroke.

[dockers_strike]

As a squad player I think it would be a good signing. How can people not want the squad strengthening.

[Mark M]

When salah went off against Madrid he would have been a good option to bring on. I think he’d be decent as a backup to our front 3. Certainly a big upgrade on solanke or ings.

[M_B]

Moneyballs squad player. Boom time for Liverpool takeaways too.

[Anny Road]

He is a lazy bastard and would be off sulking when Klopp calls him on it.

[Ginny]

Had the fat cunt in my fantasy team for a bit last season. Remember he got a few goals.

[Dr Nowt]

With this and the Nigerian lad links, I think we can safely assume Dembele and his ilk won’t be signing.

[lifetime fan]

All joking aside, he's not fat. He's squat. And looks weighty due to being a shortarse. He can actually shift a fair bit and has decent little bursts of acceleration.

 

For a back up option and at the rumoured price I'm thinking it could be a decent buy. He's got decent numbers. Goals and assists are okay. Chances created is fairly high. That's more important than assists, for me. You could beat 2 men with great skill, set up a team mate for a sitter and then that team mate just so happens to be Mame Biram Diouf, who wallops it over the bar and you don't get an assist stat for it.

 

Absolute bollocks.

[lifetime fan]

I wouldn't be worried about the transfer or wages but I'd be seriously worried about the food bill.'Xherdan's gone to Iceland..Tesco,Asda,Sainsburys,McDonalds,Burger King...

 

Greggs need to make sure they don’t go bankrupt in the city what with Sham leaving the bitters.

[Bjornebye]

Si just said on Twitter that he is better than Mane

[Guest]

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That's brilliant. Who on Earth is that?

[Greycellgreen]

I might start drinking again. Whenever we threaten to run Europe we sign unparalleled shite.

 

I love Jurgen, probably not this much.