Fabinho

[an tha]

SteveO

 

40m for this lad who has not even made arguably the weakest Brazil World Cup squad in history.

 

No proven track record in a top league, still unproven and not all that young really - they have basically paid the same as we did for Gylfi, who of course is proven in the PL has more caps at international level than this fella and has more caps at every age group too and has played at big clubs before arriving at Goodison at his peak.

 

Just think about that - same price as proven top quality like Gylfi for this nobody.

 

The RS will be hailing him as the second coming of Roy Keane or someone when the reality is he is pretty much a Carlton Palmer type player.

 

I hear his English is non existent too and he will struggle to learn it too as he failed totally to learn French whilst at Monaco...he was bombed out of Real Madrid too (Hala Madrid! Thanks for putting those unbearable twats back in their boxes Saturday) after stinking out their B team.

 

Yeah that is right not their first team but Real Madrid B.

 

Even if by some miracle he does do OK at Big Stand FC he will agitate for a move to Barcelona just like Coutinho after he wins nothing there.

 

Let the Norwegians and Devonians etc hype this lad up on twitter and facebook etc - they'll turn on him just like they turn on every player who does not play up to them or meet their deluded demands.

 

We'll bide our time this summer with our new structure and i'll wager a months actually make it 3 months wages that we do better business than them this summer.

 

They will sell their speedy beardy winger or Mane anyway to fund this as they are in trouble financially and they can't throw 40m at a gamble like this.

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

Looked great for Monaco when they had that great run in Champions League. Unfortunately so did Bakayoko, who has barely resembled a footballer since he's been at Chelsea.

 

That's Chelsea for you. Salah and De Bruyne did fuck all there too.

[Jennings]

Wow.  Fabinho, Keita and Fekir in midfield next season would be insane.

 

Had you heard of him before? Or are you going on the foreign sounding name alone?

[Alan Sex]

Is he the shopkeeper?

 

Suddenly, as if by magic,

Fabinho appeared.

[Chip Butty]

Dear Mr Jennings

 

Why is Fabinho's charlie adams apple, the size of an apple?

 

 

Yours

 

Kevin, 13 and a bit

Ludlow

Cornwall

[Elite]

SteveO

 

40m for this lad who has not even made arguably the weakest Brazil World Cup squad in history.

 

No proven track record in a top league, still unproven and not all that young really - they have basically paid the same as we did for Gylfi, who of course is proven in the PL has more caps at international level than this fella and has more caps at every age group too and has played at big clubs before arriving at Goodison at his peak.

 

Just think about that - same price as proven top quality like Gylfi for this nobody.

 

The RS will be hailing him as the second coming of Roy Keane or someone when the reality is he is pretty much a Carlton Palmer type player.

 

I hear his English is non existent too and he will struggle to learn it too as he failed totally to learn French whilst at Monaco...he was bombed out of Real Madrid too (Hala Madrid! Thanks for putting those unbearable twats back in their boxes Saturday) after stinking out their B team.

 

Yeah that is right not their first team but Real Madrid B.

 

Even if by some miracle he does do OK at the Big Stand FC he will agitate for a move to Barcelona just like Coutinho after he wins nothing with there.

 

Let the Norwegians and Devonians etc hype this lad up on twitter and facebook etc - they'll turn on him just like they turn on every player who does not play up to them or meet their deluded demands.

 

We'll bide our time this summer with our new structure and i'll wager a months actually make it 3 months wages that we do better business than them this summer.

 

They will sell their speedy beardy winger or Mane anyway to fund this as they are in trouble financially and they can't throw 40m at a gamble like this.

Haha, he's actually funny as fuck.

[Strontium]

He does play for Brazil though.

It's possible I wasn't being entirely serious.

 

Anyway, I am blaming 3 Stacks if it all goes tits up.

 

Rabiot's not a realistic target. If we still have lots to spend, Fabinho is the obvious choice as he's desperate to leave. Him and Keita together would be absolutely ridiculous.

[dandyman]

SteveO

 

40m for this lad who has not even made arguably the weakest Brazil World Cup squad in history.

 

No proven track record in a top league, still unproven and not all that young really - they have basically paid the same as we did for Gylfi, who of course is proven in the PL has more caps at international level than this fella and has more caps at every age group too and has played at big clubs before arriving at Goodison at his peak.

 

Just think about that - same price as proven top quality like Gylfi for this nobody.

 

The RS will be hailing him as the second coming of Roy Keane or someone when the reality is he is pretty much a Carlton Palmer type player.

 

I hear his English is non existent too and he will struggle to learn it too as he failed totally to learn French whilst at Monaco...he was bombed out of Real Madrid too (Hala Madrid! Thanks for putting those unbearable twats back in their boxes Saturday) after stinking out their B team.

 

Yeah that is right not their first team but Real Madrid B.

 

Even if by some miracle he does do OK at the Big Stand FC he will agitate for a move to Barcelona just like Coutinho after he wins nothing with there.

 

Let the Norwegians and Devonians etc hype this lad up on twitter and facebook etc - they'll turn on him just like they turn on every player who does not play up to them or meet their deluded demands.

 

We'll bide our time this summer with our new structure and i'll wager a months actually make it 3 months wages that we do better business than them this summer.

 

They will sell their speedy beardy winger or Mane anyway to fund this as they are in trouble financially and they can't throw 40m at a gamble like this.

Bitter!!!

[Gym Beglin]

Further aerial strength at set-pieces.

 

Klopp is gradually ticking the boxes off. It's almost like he knows what he's doing.

Was literally posting that earlier today. For me it was the only takeaway from the Madrid game, that we needed a bit more threat from set-pieces.

 

I’m hoping he’ll buy a forward with a bit of presence, another option. Solanke is a project for 18/18, he’s not a solution for 18/19.

[Dr Nowt]

He didn't look awesome in the air in the video about his amazing skills.

 

He's the best defensive midfielder ever and I don't want you to ruin this for me.

[Jennings]

Dear Mr Jennings

 

Why is Fabinho's charlie adams apple, the size of an apple?

 

 

Yours

 

Kevin, 13 and a bit

Ludlow

Cornwall

 

Good question, Kevin. He inherited it from his mum.

[karl1987]

Had you heard of him before? Or are you going on the foreign sounding name alone?

 

You live under a rock or something?  How haven't you heard of him?  He's a top top signing.

[Moo]

Ffs, I wish his build and movement didn't remind me of Vieira.

[Jennings]

SteveO

 

40m for this lad who has not even made arguably the weakest Brazil World Cup squad in history.

 

No proven track record in a top league, still unproven and not all that young really - they have basically paid the same as we did for Gylfi, who of course is proven in the PL has more caps at international level than this fella and has more caps at every age group too and has played at big clubs before arriving at Goodison at his peak.

 

Just think about that - same price as proven top quality like Gylfi for this nobody.

 

The RS will be hailing him as the second coming of Roy Keane or someone when the reality is he is pretty much a Carlton Palmer type player.

 

I hear his English is non existent too and he will struggle to learn it too as he failed totally to learn French whilst at Monaco...he was bombed out of Real Madrid too (Hala Madrid! Thanks for putting those unbearable twats back in their boxes Saturday) after stinking out their B team.

 

Yeah that is right not their first team but Real Madrid B.

 

Even if by some miracle he does do OK at Big Stand FC he will agitate for a move to Barcelona just like Coutinho after he wins nothing there.

 

Let the Norwegians and Devonians etc hype this lad up on twitter and facebook etc - they'll turn on him just like they turn on every player who does not play up to them or meet their deluded demands.

 

We'll bide our time this summer with our new structure and i'll wager a months actually make it 3 months wages that we do better business than them this summer.

 

They will sell their speedy beardy winger or Mane anyway to fund this as they are in trouble financially and they can't throw 40m at a gamble like this.

 

'kin'ell. Steveo puts my research well into the shade. I thought I was obsessed with us!

[Section_31]

Can't believe people are pissing on chips, Sallah could have been classed as a Chelsea reject. Made up with this, Klopp knows what he's doing with big buys - he's got nothing to prove at all.

[Chip Butty]

Ffs, I wish his build and movement didn't remind me of Vieira.

 

Lynn?

[an tha]

'kin'ell. Steveo puts my research well into the shade. I thought I was obsessed with us!

I have a confession to make, gents...

 

I made that one up - but it should just about cover it in advance of him actually putting his thoughts out there!

[Elite]

We could sign a peak Messi and SteveO would find fault.

[Anubis]

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[Arl arse]

That vid made me slightly moist.

[Jennings]

You live under a rock or something?  How haven't you heard of him?  He's a top top signing.

 

Fuck! My knowledge of international footy is being challenged. Need a strong comeback.

 

Course I have heard of him! I knew of him when he was 13, lid.

 

...and not in a paedo way!!

[Elite]

I have a confession to make, gents...

I made that one up - but it should just about cover it in advance of him actually putting his thoughts out there!

Good impression to be fair.

[Chip Butty]

Can't believe people are pissing on chips, Sallah could have been classed as a Chelsea reject. Made up with this, Klopp knows what he's doing with big buys - he's got nothing to prove at all.

 

Bar goalies of course. 

 

*Soz, still a raw subject I know* 

[an tha]

Good impression to be fair.

I'm a big fan of his work!

[Chip Butty]

Good question, Kevin. He inherited it from his mum.

 

Cheers mister.