Fabinho

[Iceman]

Disgraceful signing. 

[General Dryness]

Great, we've been crying out for a decent segundo volante.

 

That's what Football Manager says he is anyway.

[Redder Lurtz]

https://twitter.com/FootballSmallTK/status/1000073750870716416

[Saintslfc13]

2 days on and we've got our second signing of the summer in the bag. I have to say I like this approach of hearing absolutely fuck all about a player coming to us until the day he signs the contract. Even if it gives us nothing to speculate about.

 

[cloggypop]

Great, we've been crying out for a decent segundo volante.

 

That's what Football Manager says he is anyway.

I've just Googled it and everything was about Football Manager.

[TheHowieLama]

Segundo volante?  Usually I just get a salad and then on to the main course.

[Heinze]

What the fuck is Deco doing there?

 

[KopOut]

SteveO

 

40m for this lad who has not even made arguably the weakest Brazil World Cup squad in history.

 

No proven track record in a top league, still unproven and not all that young really - they have basically paid the same as we did for Gylfi, who of course is proven in the PL has more caps at international level than this fella and has more caps at every age group too and has played at big clubs before arriving at Goodison at his peak.

 

Just think about that - same price as proven top quality like Gylfi for this nobody.

 

The RS will be hailing him as the second coming of Roy Keane or someone when the reality is he is pretty much a Carlton Palmer type player.

 

I hear his English is non existent too and he will struggle to learn it too as he failed totally to learn French whilst at Monaco...he was bombed out of Real Madrid too (Hala Madrid! Thanks for putting those unbearable twats back in their boxes Saturday) after stinking out their B team.

 

Yeah that is right not their first team but Real Madrid B.

 

Even if by some miracle he does do OK at Big Stand FC he will agitate for a move to Barcelona just like Coutinho after he wins nothing there.

 

Let the Norwegians and Devonians etc hype this lad up on twitter and facebook etc - they'll turn on him just like they turn on every player who does not play up to them or meet their deluded demands.

 

We'll bide our time this summer with our new structure and i'll wager a months actually make it 3 months wages that we do better business than them this summer.

 

They will sell their speedy beardy winger or Mane anyway to fund this as they are in trouble financially and they can't throw 40m at a gamble like this.

Fucking hilarious.

 

40 million is cheap as chips.

 

VVD. 75 Mil.

[JagSquared]

His trousers are too short hopefully we pay him enough to allow him to get clothes that fit.

[JagSquared]

Think Steve-o has outed himself as a crank account with that one.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Salah,

Ooh Mane, Mane,

Bobby Firmino,

And now we've got Fabinho.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

4 1 2 3 maybe?

 

Trent - Lovren's replacement - Virgil - Robbo

 

Fabinho

 

Ox - Henderson

 

Mo - Bobby - Mané

Keita on the bench?

[Oh Buoy]

4 1 2 3 maybe?

 

Trent - Lovren's replacement - Virgil - Robbo

 

Fabinho

 

Ox - Henderson

 

Mo - Bobby - Mané

 

- - - - - - - - Karius

Trent - Lovren - Virgil - Robbo 

- - - - - - - Fabinho 

- - Naby - - - - - - Henderson 

- - - -Mo - Bobby - Mané

 

- - - - - - - - Karius

Clyne - Matip - Virgil - Moreno

- - Naby - - - - - - Henderson 

- - - - - - - - Fekir

- - - -Mo - Bobby - Mané

 

- - - - - - - - Karius

Trent - Matip - Virgil - Robbo

- - - - - - Fabinho 

- - Ox/Gini - - - - - Milner

- - - -Mo - Bobby - Mané

 

Still think our options look strained up front - one injury and that takes us down a level whereas midfield looks pretty strong now (if Fekir happens).

[Anubis]

Fekir (if he comes) can play Bobby's position.

[aRdja]

Fekir (if he comes) can play Bobby's position.

And Mo’s I’ve read

[Jairzinho]

Does anyone know what time Henderson and Wijnaldum leave?

[Guest]

Does anyone know what time Henderson and Wijnaldum leave?

20 to soon.

[Jairzinho]

Marvellous.

[razor]

Has anyone called him the missing piece of the jigsaw yet?

 

Also, how come Brazilians get to make their own names up?

 

Yours sincerely,

 

Juggernaut Thunderclap

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I'm going to call you jugs.

[suzy]

Does anyone know what time Henderson and Wijnaldum leave?

Does this mean Klopp might actually appoint a new captain? I can see Henderson on the bench a lot this season

[VladimirIlyich]

There have been more 'Fabs' in this thread than at a conference of Fashion Designers. Far too camp a name for my liking. Let's call him Fabian instead of naming him after a lolly ice.

[Anny Road]

Fabian sounds like a posh twat. What about Fabinho? It works and is his name.

[VladimirIlyich]

Fabian sounds like a posh twat. What about Fabinho? It works and is his name.

It keeps getting shortened to Fab and his real name is Fabio so I am happy to call him this. Fabio inio.

[ZonkoVille77]

The transfer committee has played a blinder here.