It's Bank Holiday Saturday Night - What Are You All Doing

[Nasty Lizard]

Fuck’s sake.

 

Sack it off, lad.

 

Yeah, I'm thinking of whether I can away with some clothes stuffed with straw propped up on a chair while I fuck off to the boozer round the corner. 

[Tony Moanero]

washing my hair

Pubic, like?

[Anubis]

Fingering kittens.

No different to any other night then.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I have a family 21st birthday party to go to at a Rugby Club. Of all the days, FFS,

I'm panicking like fuck, trying to get all kinds of tech together, tablets, wifi dongle, etc in order to covertly watch it in the shitter or something. I've rang ahead to see if it will be on at the venue, but was told that as its a Rugby Club they will have The Big Bake Off on before any round ball bollocks.

Ooh, looks like you're coming down with a debilitating migraine. Send everyone else off to the fucking rugby shithole while you sleep it off.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Certainly this is racist

And stoutist.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Just home from Saturday night. I'm going to feel this one Tomorrow

[thompsonsnose]

Just finished an effigy. Just the hair to get right....

[VladimirIlyich]

I have a family 21st birthday party to go to at a Rugby Club. Of all the days, FFS,

I'm panicking like fuck, trying to get all kinds of tech together, tablets, wifi dongle, etc in order to covertly watch it in the shitter or something. I've rang ahead to see if it will be on at the venue, but was told that as its a Rugby Club they will have The Big Bake Off on before any round ball bollocks.

Should do what Tony does and watch it on Flashscore with a packet of Custard Creams.