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Places You Don't Fancy For A Holiday


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France.

 

Full of twats, cunts and whims.

France is a mirror we Brits look in and don't like what we see.

 

I'd love to have travelled or have afforded to but all countries have the same share of cunts,twats and quims,I mean look at our own. If I'm honest most Brits I hear complaining tend to encounter problems because they aren't prepared to learn any of the language or research a little bit of the customs or habits of the places they travel to.

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Couldn't stand Dubai, as soon as we got there at immigration I was pulled into a questioning room for about 30minutes asking if I do drugs and searched.. (not stripped searched mind) a few days before I'd had quite a bit of weed and was shitting it a bit as you hear the horror stories.

 

The locals there curb crawling and perving over the girls in the group each night, everything's fake and artificial.

 

Can see why people may like it but it was nonsense for me, seemed too fake. The desert was good though.

 

Australia doesn't appeal greatly simply due to the distance, but I'd still maybe like to get round to it. Not sure if I will though.

 

Russia doesn't appeal much at all either.

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It seems the only sizeable place on that coastline that is largely unspoilt. Apparently (only been once) because you often have to walk for a 1km to the beaches (and therefore there aren't shitloads of English/Germans/Russians camped in cunt bars two metres from the beach).

 

Obviously, if you go the other side of Gibraltar there are loads of places near (or technically in) Huelva and Cadiz that are ace anyway. Tarifa, Bolonia, Chiclana, Chipiona, etc.

 

Where in Spain are you?

I had a couple of days in Tarifa. Really nice place, can still see the Moors influence in some of the old buildings. Great food too.

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France is a mirror we Brits look in and don't like what we see.

 

I'd love to have travelled or have afforded to but all countries have the same share of cunts,twats and quims,I mean look at our own. If I'm honest most Brits I hear complaining tend to encounter problems because they aren't prepared to learn any of the language or research a little bit of the customs or habits of the places they travel to.

I hate the British as well but the French should be dumped in a big hole and nuked. Horrible cunts.

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Africa.

 

All of it, pretty much.

 

We went to Ghana for a wedding a few years ago. It's beautiful, but they fucking despise white people out there. It's drummed into them at an early age that all white people are slave-driving, murdering rapists. The family we stayed with were fantastic, but yer man in the street clearly had a chip on their shoulders when they saw us out and about in the shitholes they call bars there. We had to be effectively chaperoned by some 'fixers' when we went out. Many bar staff and servers made no bones about not even bothering to give us our change when we paid for stuff. Fuck that.

 

We got mithered to distraction in Morocco and the food was shite in both places. Given that these countries are at the more progressive and stable end of the African experience, fuck knows what the rest is like. I shan't bother finding out either.

A couple of mates of mine did a bit of "independent travelling" across Botswana and Zimbabwe years ago. They loved it. The people couldn't be friendlier.
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Adding Benalmadena. And reinforcing Gibraltar, its a fucking dump with loads of weird people. And you are correct about Marbella in certain parts!

 

Marbella depends where you go I guess, and by that I guess I mean anywhere where the Spanish locals go is usually safe. Old town is okay, and Estepona down the road from there is nice. Anywhere where the English pissheads arent really...

 

Banus is full of bad fucking melts with shit halfie jeans, gay loafers with no socks and blazers. Bars charge 8 euro for a bottle of Heineken which if you go the petrol station - you can buy 8 bottles of for 6 euros. Crackers.

 

Weird reading people posting on faceaids about going on holiday there and going way over the top about it, its shit.

 

 

Dubai, or any of those tacky middle eastern 'resorts', Israel, and Saudi Arabia, obv. 

Agree with Gibraltar.  A rough shithole army town with sun.  Aldershot-on-sea.

I've been to a few big West African cities, and you couldn't really pay me to go back.

Also not a fan of the big resorts frequented by your pissed up and rowdy full English breakfast and Sky TV Brexit brigade.  

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I had a couple of days in Tarifa. Really nice place, can still see the Moors influence in some of the old buildings. Great food too.

 

I'd love to live a bit closer to the coast for the food. For food, Sevilla is probably the worst of the Andalusian cities. Huelva, Malaga and Cadiz have immense seafood. Granada, and especially Cordoba, have better meat dishes.

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Funny, but I had a fantastic holiday there last November.  Fantastic hotel, but not cheap, hired a car, saw some fabulous ancient Roman and Greek architecture, the people were warm and friendly.  I'm going again.

 

I dont doubt you to be fair.

 

I just wouldnt ever get past discussing it as an option with so many other places Id prefer. 

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Basic list of countries / places to be avoided given to the wife when she’s researching the annual week of misery that is to be endured with 2 kids under 5.

 

Anywhere the name of the country ends in ‘istan’

Anywhere you can’t flush the toilet paper down the bog

Anywhere the kids will probably die if they have ice in their drinks

Anywhere we would be getting persued by people through market places demanding we buy rugs or leather jackets from them.

Greece. Unfortunately the last time we went it was full of Russians and they lived down to everything I’d heard.

Russia.

Egypt

Turkey

India

Anywhere Nordic - I’m not tight but the prices there are so horrific I wouldn’t be able to enjoy myself and would constantly be on edge.

Anywhere that uses squat toilets

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The UK

 

Not been back since I was 12.

 

Keep reading about how it’s full of chavs and how you can’t go into any city centre wihthout getting robbed or set upon by uncouth youth.

 

Convince me otherwise, because the sentimental part of me really wants to go back one day.

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The UK

 

Not been back since I was 12.

 

Keep reading about how it’s full of chavs and how you can’t go into any city centre wihthout getting robbed or set upon by uncouth youth.

 

Convince me otherwise, because the sentimental part of me really wants to go back one day.

Subscribing to the Glasgow Herald was maybe not the best idea, Alan.

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The UK

 

Not been back since I was 12.

 

Keep reading about how it’s full of chavs and how you can’t go into any city centre wihthout getting robbed or set upon by uncouth youth.

 

Convince me otherwise, because the sentimental part of me really wants to go back one day.

That's nonsense. I've been in and out of city centres daily and only get robbed 40% of the time.

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The UK

 

Not been back since I was 12.

 

Keep reading about how it’s full of chavs and how you can’t go into any city centre wihthout getting robbed or set upon by uncouth youth.

 

Convince me otherwise, because the sentimental part of me really wants to go back one day.

I recently read a story that in London, which has unbelievably tough gun laws, a once very prestigious hospital, right in the middle, is like a war zone for horrible stabbing wounds.

Yes, that’s right, they don’t have guns, they have knives and instead there’s blood all over the floors of this hospital. They say it’s as bad as a military war zone hospital.

 

*stabs air with imaginary knife*

 

*mutters*

 

Knives knives knives.

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The UK

 

Not been back since I was 12.

 

Keep reading about how it’s full of chavs and how you can’t go into any city centre wihthout getting robbed or set upon by uncouth youth.

 

Convince me otherwise, because the sentimental part of me really wants to go back one day.

Trust me, Al, it’s worth the eight hour flight just to sample the new Japanese chicken curry pasties they’ve started selling at Greggs.

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