Real Madrid - The European Cup final

[JohnnyH]

I’m in the toilet of a dingy, dirty, tiny back street bar in Penang, Malaysia, and this is on the wall. It’s a sign folks!

[Anubis]

Is that some sort of makeshift shower, or the urinal flush?

[Hand Shandy]

I’m in the toilet of a dingy, dirty, tiny back street bar in Penang, Malaysia, and this is on the wall. It’s a sign folks!

Glory-holing again Johnny?

[setreal]

Hope

[Lario]

Team dropped in to visit Agger at his Marbella home.

 

 

Virgil is a monster.

[TheHowieLama]

The state of Aggers panatalones there -- k'inell

 

Firmino w a pink romp -- quality

[Aventus]

Milner in his short shorts showing off a bit of thigh, with his cardigan tied around his waist.

 

If you had to pick who the oldest there is just based on their clothes you'd probably guess that one right.

[Bob]

Lallana is apparently out for the final, picked up a nasty sunburn in Marbella.

 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Lallana is apparently out for the final, picked up a nasty sunburn in Marbella.

 

Slap some Nivea on 'em, he'll be grand

[Aventus]

Slap some Nivea on 'em, he'll be grand

I can vouch for this, I burnt the top of my baldy head during the last bank holiday weekend, slapped a load of nivea on and it was sorted by the next morning, and as an added bonus I now had a gloriously soft and shiny bonce.

[sir roger]

Team dropped in to visit Agger at his Marbella home.

 

 

Friends of mine bumped into Agger when they went on hols a couple of summers ago , when they were both with their kids at a play park where they were staying . Said he was sound and really down to earth even though my mate gave him a bit of friendly stick about his injuries      ( He's a blue ).

 

They were at Benahavis which is just behind Marbella to the west so presume his gaff must be there.

[Redder Lurtz]

Fucking shitting myself about this now.

[kop77]

https://twitter.com/Oliver__Bond/status/998675524141699074?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fs9e.github.io%2Fiframe%2Ftwitter.min.html%23998675524141699074

 

Liverpool have asked UEFA if they can use any of the 2000 tickets returned by Real Madrid’s fans, who have been unable to travel due to logistical issues, according to @TimesSport

[Saintslfc13]

I'm surprisingly calm about this actually. Feel like I did before the first leg against City, just a general feeling that everything is going to be fine. I suspect that might change as it gets closer and I doubt I'll be able to sleep much the night before but for now that's the feeling I'm getting.

I think it might be to do with all the write ups coming out about Madrid and their players and ex-players having loads of shit to say. I even saw one today with one of their former players or board members or some other affiliated cunt saying that we probably aren't even one of the top 10 teams in Europe and that the only reason we have the players we have are because they aren't good enough for the likes of United, Chelsea, City, in our own league and the big boys abroad. Even went so far to say that Real aren't interested in Salah and will be buying Neymar in the summer instead. Then, after all that, claimed that Real Madrid respect us but don't fear us.

Fuck them.

[VladimirIlyich]

Anyone know where Tonys Maa is watching it? Might need her

On her back,as usual.

[KopOut]

We’ll be 3-0 down at half time - there’ll be an almighty bollocking by Klopp in the dressing room, & we’ll get back to 3-3 for a nervous period of xtra time, taking the game on penalties.

 

Do.Not.Say.It.Cant.Happen.

[Elite]

We’ll be 3-0 down at half time - there’ll be an almighty bollocking by Klopp in the dressing room, & we’ll get back to 3-3 for a nervous period of xtra time, taking the game on penalties.

 

Do.Not.Say.It.Cant.Happen.

Sounds like a load of Istan-bull

[Paulie Dangerously]

My manager just got a ticket for the final through our company.  His last game?  The Seville final. 

[clangers]

4-1 to us. Real Madrid could beat us if they took a page out of Stoke's performance at Anfield as a few others have stifled us successfully. They won't, they'll come on to us, try and dominate and won't be able to cope with the pace or intricacy of our front three. An ageing pedestrian side. They'll leave so much space. Ronaldo is still capable of scoring a worldie but he's been slowing down year on year now and does relatively little else.

 

I'd have been be far more concerned about Bayern who would have had the tactical flexibility to cause us real problems.

[Elite]

My manager just got a ticket for the final through our company. His last game? The Seville final.

Kidnap him and put him in a safe (but comfortable) location until Sunday.

[an tha]

My manager just got a ticket for the final through our company. His last game? The Seville final.

If he had anything at all about him he'd get it passed on to a proper match going red.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

My manager just got a ticket for the final through our company. His last game? The Seville final.

Flay him and wear his skin to the final.

[sh#t waffle]

I really wish Oxlade Chamberlain was fit, as his pace and directness will be sorely lacking whatever midfield 3 we select. Therefore it is with great regret that I announce that I now think we will only win 5-2.

[rubble-rouser]

We need to score 3 goals.

[ZonkoVille77]

My manager just got a ticket for the final through our company. His last game? The Seville final.

I'd honestly never wish harm on a man, but he needs to be fucked off a bridge.