Russia World Cup 18

[Dr Nowt]

That was liquid football.

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

Game started quite well.

 

But turned to utter shite far too quickly.

 

Meh.

[Elite]

We agree again.

This is getting awkward, call me a cunt to regain some balance.

[magicrat]

England have not played well Clive you know nothing bell end

[Thoth]

That was liquid football.

Yeah diarrhoea

[aRdja]

Aye and then if another team does it, they're all complete cunts, etc. I don't care about the hypocrisy, it's human nature among football fans but let's not pretend Henderson wasn't play-acting there.

I’d rather he didn’t dive but I think most of our fans wouldn’t agree with me.

[Elite]

I may be the only one but I actually think a yellow is probably the right decision.

 

It might be red by the letter of the law but he's barely bumped his head into his jaw, not that unnatural as a part of the jostling as the wall is formed. Yellow is a good sort of compromise call that more reflects the spirit of the law and what the rules intend, at least IMO.

Nah it's a red all day mate.

[dockers_strike]

Both sides have pretty much cancelled each other out. Going to take a moment of magic or clownism to break the deadlock I think else it is heading for pennos. And we all know how that works for England teams. Loved hendo going down like a sack of spuds on that chinning. Do it more in the League this season please.

[The Golden Eel]

Alli getting injured would do England a favour

[Bjornebye]

England have not played well Clive you know nothing bell end

They have been the better side.

[dockers_strike]

This is getting awkward, call me a cunt to regain some balance.

 

Sweet baby Jesus I have never used that word on anyone. The Holy Father would have my giddlies for breakfast.

[JagSquared]

This is boring, off to watch the new season of GLOW.

It really is very good

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

I may have been harsh on Alli earlier.

 

He didn't look fit at all before he went down.

 

He wasn't making any forward runs at all.

 

He's still a top cunt though.

[Rushies tash]

In other news, Sterling has been gash again.

[magicrat]

They have been the better side.

 

Neither keeper has done anything 

[Elite]

England have had a lot of the ball but Sterling, Lingaard and Alli have created fuck all, give Kane the service he'll score goals so he's not the problem it's the aforementioned flair players that are bang average.

[manwiththestick]

Sterling needs binning for Rashford.

Alli is obviously carrying a knock.

Trippier looks like he should be spinning waltzers.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Statistical analysis : England create zero chances.

 

Tactical analysis : because they're absolutely fucking atrocious.

[Bobby Hundreds]

I'd bring loftus cheek on a brute who invites challenges.

[Oh Buoy]

If that was Shelvey he shouldered he'd have probably sparked him. 

[Dr Nowt]

Clearly Clatts clearly likes the word clearly.

 

That much is clear.

[Section_31]

To fair, Liverpool fans have been moaning for years that our players are too nice and need to learn the dark arts.

Nah, there's a difference between doing a slide tackle and acting like a fanny.

[Bjornebye]

That was a Red. All day long. If he has given a yellow for that then he must have known it was a headbutt

[Faustus]

No tactical analysis at half time, just talking about the refereeing decisions and the Colombian coach being a div.

 

No wonder we're a thick country.

[Tony Moanero]

I may be the only one but I actually think a yellow is probably the right decision.

 

It might be red by the letter of the law but he's barely bumped his head into his jaw, not that unnatural as a part of the jostling as the wall is formed. Yellow is a good sort of compromise call that more reflects the spirit of the law and what the rules intend, at least IMO.

Nah, disagree, mate. It’s a headbutt. Ridiculous that the referee hadn’t rewatched it for himself.