What are your all-time favourite chocolate bars?

[Jose Jones]

32 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Thanks Tone. I was pretty sure it was.

Daim was the jarg European version you’d find two years out of date in dodgy newsagents or on the cross channel ferry.

[Captain Willard]

My employer has now started providing free Lindt chocolate. This is going to be the end of me. 

[Elite]

2 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

My employer has now started providing free Lindt chocolate. This is going to be the end of me. 

How long have you been working for Mr. Wonka?

[Captain Willard]

Just now, Elite said:

How long have you been working for Mr. Wonka?

Every day there are new bars 

[Elite]

9 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Every day there are new bars 

Any everlasting gobstoppers?

[Captain Willard]

13 minutes ago, Elite said:

Any everlasting gobstoppers?

No but the chocolate supply never ends. 

[redinblack]

I used to like a Curly Wurly out of the fridge. Bite all the chocolate off then as the toffee is softening do that last. Last time I saw them though they were far smaller than my youth, as indeed all chocolate bars seem to be.

 

Right now it would be a Topic or a Crunchie.

[Captain Willard]

38 minutes ago, redinblack said:

I used to like a Curly Wurly out of the fridge. Bite all the chocolate off then as the toffee is softening do that last. Last time I saw them though they were far smaller than my youth, as indeed all chocolate bars seem to be.

 

Right now it would be a Topic or a Crunchie.

Crunchies are the chocolate equivalent of a one night stand, nice at the time but the effect wears off pretty quickly and you feel a vague sense of loss and shame. That’s my experience of crunchies anyway. 

[Elite]

2 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Crunchies are the chocolate equivalent of a one night stand, nice at the time but the effect wears off pretty quickly and you feel a vague sense of loss and shame. That’s my experience of crunchies anyway. 

All that honeycomb doesn't half scratch your bellend as well.

[redinblack]

3 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Crunchies are the chocolate equivalent of a one night stand, nice at the time but the effect wears off pretty quickly and you feel a vague sense of loss and shame. That’s my experience of crunchies anyway. 

They work for me, I like a quick thrill and Im afraid of commitment

[Captain Willard]

42 minutes ago, redinblack said:

They work for me, I like a quick thrill and Im afraid of commitment

Yeah but the honeycomb sticks to your teeth for hours as well. The chocolate equivalent of an STD.

[Tony Moanero]

[Captain Willard]

1 hour ago, Tony Moanero said:

Look poncey to me, the sort of thing that gets served at dinner parties.
p.s - just checked, they are £2.60 a go and only available from Ocado. They should be in the middle class generalisation thread. 

[Tony Moanero]

31 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Look poncey to me, the sort of thing that gets served at dinner parties.
p.s - just checked, they are £2.60 a go and only available from Ocado. They should be in the middle class generalisation thread. 

 

I’ve never been to a dinner party, let alone held one. They’re chocolates with a mint filling. They taste nice. There’s nothing remotely middle class about Ocado, but Sainsbury’s, Tesco and Asda sell them, usually at Christmastime.

[an tha]

Had a fudge earlier - first time in years....not bad, not bad at all.

[Guest]

On 18/07/2021 at 22:18, Bjornebye said:

You could learn a thing or two off this man Kurtz 

What chocolate bars not to buy for starters.

[VladimirIlyich]

9 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

My employer has now started providing free Lindt chocolate. This is going to be the end of me. 

Salt in chocolate? You are under observation of Yewtree. Just as bad as Pineapple on a pizza. What next,tuna flavoured liquorice allsorts? The world has gone to the dogs.

[Section_31]

Spira.

[Aventus]

[Tony Moanero]

Interesting. I think they’re only available in Australia, though.

 

[YorkshireRed]

I’m currently going through a Fry’s Peppermint Cream phase. 
 

Half a bar with an afternoon coffee hits the spot.
 

I return the other half to the fridge intending to eat it the next day. This occasionally happens. 

 

 

[Tony Moanero]

4 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

I’m currently going through a Fry’s Peppermint Cream phase. 
 

Half a bar with an afternoon coffee hits the spot.
 

I return the other half to the fridge intending to eat it the next day. This occasionally happens. 

 

 

Five Centres is long overdue a comeback.

[dockers_strike]

Cadbury's Fruit & Nut when it was Cadbury's chocolate not this Hershey formula. Has been Toblerone as number one choice for years now.

[Bjornebye]

I'd like to pull a Starbar out of Margot Robbies arse 

[Tony Moanero]

13 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I'd like to pull a Starbar out of Margot Robbies arse