Dream Impromptu Public Transport Performer

[Mook]

I saw Craig David got on a tube in London & started to serenade the poor bastards with a surprise rendition of one of his musical atrocities & it got me thinking, who would you most like to get on your bus & launch into song?

 

Let's try to keep the smut out of it too because there are fucking feminists amongst us.

 

I'll go first...

 

None other than Jean Michel Jarre.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Christine McVey

[Pureblood]

Madeleine McCann

[Tony Moanero]

Nicks.

[General Dryness]

Stringy

[SasaS]

Laibach

[cochyn]

Phil Anselmo.

 

In a cable car.

[cloggypop]

Best I saw was one of those silver statues on Dam Square get on the tram getting absolutely tortured by a load of special needs kids that were always on the same tram as me after work. It was great. He couldn't even tell them to fuck off.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Lady Sovereign.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Kim Wilde, drunk.

 

[tokyojoe]

Elvis.

[General Dryness]

Elvis.

Fuck that, someone wheeling a rotting corpse on board would be bang out of order.

 

You'd have the same issue with my suggestion.

[SammyAftershave]

Hoddle and Waddle from Wembley to Waterloo.

[VladimirIlyich]

Hoddle and Waddle from Wembley to Waterloo.

The train had better not be delayed by the Diamond Lights on the way.

[ZonkoVille77]

Robson and Jerome

[Stickman]

Rod Jane and Freddy singing The Who's Magic Bus

[VladimirIlyich]

Jamie and the Magic Torch.

[manwiththestick]

Sticky Vicky.

[Trumo]

I saw Craig David got on a tube in London

 

# I got the tube on Monday,

Made the next stop by Tuesday,

Then we got stuck on Wednesday,

And then Thursday and Friday and Saturday,

Strike on Sunday...#

[VladimirIlyich]

# I got the tube on Monday,

Made the next stop by Tuesday,

Then we got stuck on Wednesday,

And then Thursday and Friday and Saturday,

Strike on Sunday...#

Ive seen some videos of scandinavian ladies sitting on tubes,on trains as well,in fact. They were very excited even if those people mixing with Craig David weren't.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Rick Wakeman. I'd like to see how good he was without his fucking keyboards.

[Trumo]

Ive seen some videos of scandinavian ladies sitting on tubes,on trains as well,in fact. They were very excited even if those people mixing with Craig David weren't.

 

They were proper bored, I tell thee.

[Anubis]

I'm surprised they let a kestrel on the tube.

[Nunavut Patrick]

Best I saw was one of those silver statues on Dam Square get on the tram getting absolutely tortured by a load of special needs kids that were always on the same tram as me after work. It was great. He couldn't even tell them to fuck off.

Cleanest tram windows in Amsterdam.

[Bobby Hundreds]

The divinyls bird singing I touch myself.