Tonight's Takeaway

[Carvalho Diablo]

So what are you having?

 

Torn between a tikka chicken jalfrezi with mushroom pilau, maybe a Peshwari naan or a big spicy pizza.

 

What about you?

[Pureblood]

I'm watching my weight to help me attracts fit females.

 

I had chicken breast (tits, if you like), seaweed and a small portion of roast potatoes. 

[Juniper]

Full of cold/chest infection so had a very spicy pizza.

 

Then straight afterwards spent ten minutes on the bog.

[Bob]

I’m having Chinese. Special foo yung, egg fried rice and prawn toast

[cloggypop]

I'm going to go and get a Thai green curry. Thanks for the inspiration CD.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Mmm, prawn toast.

[Thoth]

Just had a Butter chicken with special rice and a peshwari naan.. oh and a prawn on puri to start.. fuck attracting fit females I was starving

[Guest]

So what are you having?

 

Torn between a tikka chicken jalfrezi with mushroom pilau, maybe a Peshwari naan or a big spicy pizza.

 

What about you?

So you're having a curry alongside either a Peshwari nan or a big spicy pizza? Or are you having a curry alongside a Peshwari nan, or only a big spicy pizza? 

[Carvalho Diablo]

So you're having a curry alongside either a Peshwari nan or a big spicy pizza? Or are you having a curry alongside a Peshwari nan, or only a big spicy pizza?

A or B Shooter. A or B.

[mattyq]

had drunken curry last night, think it was a Biryani

Today somewhat fragile so a very healthy fish and chips without the gravy as the bastards don't do it

[Captain Turdseye]

I've already eaten pizza. Still hungry though. Trying to leave it a couple of hours before I dive into some late night cheese and onion on toast.

[RedKnight]

had drunken curry last night, think it was a Biryani

Today somewhat fragile so a very healthy fish and chips without the gravy as the bastards don't do it

 

Animals.

[mattyq]

Animals.

Correct

I feel like doing a Carragher and flobbing into their filthy gravy dodging premises 

[RedKnight]

Correct

I feel like doing a Carragher and flobbing into their filthy gravy dodging premises 

 

No one would judge you for it either. People who don't like gravy, on their chips or their sunday roast, can fuck off and eat stale bread.

[Dr Nowt]

Kung po chicken, egg fried rice, king prawns in black bean sauce and a complimentary portion of chicken balls.

 

Fully expecting to be ravenous again in 20 minutes.

[Elite]

Had a Cantonese last night, so back to eating decent now till next weekend.

[Guest]

A or B Shooter. A or B.

I hope you go with the curry, A.

[Carvalho Diablo]

I hope you go with the curry, A.

The order is in, option A it is.

[Tony Moanero]

A few years ago, I had a Chinese takeaway, every night, for months on end. I don’t even like Chinese food very much.

 

Another time, I had a chippy tea, every night, for about three months. Fish, chips, peas and gravy - twice.

 

I’ve been banned from two different Papa John’s, for complaining about cold pizza and mingebags toppings.

[Guest]

A few years ago, I had a Chinese takeaway, every night, for months on end. I don’t even like Chinese food very much.

Did you go in every night in the hope that when ordering a 69 you might actually get one?

[manwiththestick]

I'm now remembering that Simon thread about Chinese girls.

[Pureblood]

A few years ago, I had a Chinese takeaway, every night, for months on end. I don’t even like Chinese food very much.

 

 

Quintessential Moanero. 

[Trumo]

I'm now remembering that Simon thread about Chinese girls.

 

It wasn't his thread. He just hijacked a mundane thread and made it awesome.

[manwiththestick]

Once Simon entered a thread it became his thread.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Correct

I feel like doing a Carragher and flobbing into their filthy gravy dodging premises

Flobbing. Beautiful 90s word