Kate Beckinsale

[Remmie]

20 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

Me and Liverpool Lad bummed Kate Upton and Salma Hayek in the KFC drive through when we went to MK Dons the other week. 

Sorry but that's not true.

 

We don't have a KFC drive through in MK

[SlugTrail]

On 16/10/2019 at 14:51, moof said:

It was both fists, actually 

I heard you were up to you knee in her and that you actually went in head first.

[SlugTrail]

3 hours ago, Remmie said:

Sorry but that's not true.

 

We don't have a KFC drive through in MK

Hahahahahahaha Doctor Troy is too embarrassed to admit it was a drive through wimpy.

[bigthrusts]

 

[bigthrusts]

Nice pussy.

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/B4qMnYkgZQD/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

[Guest Pistonbroke]

27 minutes ago, bigthrusts said:

Nice pussy.

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/B4qMnYkgZQD/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

 

I should report that as animal cruelty click bait. 

[Davelfc]

I might watch that all day.

[Stickman]

I'm not even going to say she'll end up with a dirty pussy doing that

 

 

 

 

[Strontium]

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Dirty floor, 2/10, would not bang

[Trumo]

1 hour ago, rotoq said:

Dirty floor, 2/10, would not bang

 

Would you bang the floor if it was a 6/10?

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

50 minutes ago, Trumo said:

 

Would you bang the floor if it was a 6/10?

I'd cut out the middle man and manually insert 1000 splinters into my bellend if it ment the chance to get metoo'd by Kate.

[ZonkoVille77]

8 hours ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

Just proves the world is an unjust place. 

[Dougie Do'ins]

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

"What do you want for Christmas Stig?"

 

"To be a fucking choc-ice" 

[Dougie Do'ins]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

"What do you want for Christmas Stig?"

 

"To be a fucking choc-ice" 

Or a French Bulldog.

 

4 little snippets in this one.

 

 

[Bobby Hundreds]

She's a vacuous bint! I love her.

[bigthrusts]

 

 

 

[Captain Turdseye]

On 16/10/2019 at 20:38, Doctor Troy said:

Me and Liverpool Lad bummed Kate Upton and Salma Hayek in the KFC drive through when we went to MK Dons the other week. 

 

On 17/10/2019 at 16:49, Remmie said:

Sorry but that's not true.

 

We don't have a KFC drive through in MK

 

You're so fucking wrong, Remmie. I was there. There was a drive through but Doctor Troy didn’t have a car so he had to queue up on foot in between vehicles. Quite lucky really because because Upton had left her motor parked up on the industrial estate and Hayek would have run a mile if she’d clapped eyes on the LL mobile. 

[Bjornebye]

I shagged Sienna Miller in 2008. 

 

 

[Lee909]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

I shagged Sienna Miller in 2008. 

 

 

More like Kenny Miller

[Creator Supreme]

10 hours ago, Lee909 said:

More like Mick Miller

Fixed

[Guest Pistonbroke]

She's not in Angie's league. 

[Dougie Do'ins]

1 hour ago, Pistonbroke said:

She's not in Angie's league. 

Who the fuck is this Angie ?

[Guest Pistonbroke]

1 minute ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

Who the fuck is this Angie ?

 

Model from Birkinhead. Part time poster and hater of the Blues. 

 

TBH, I don't know.