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Worst Song of All Time


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1 hour ago, UnwelcomeinPeru said:

If you dislike a song I find you can sweeten the pill by replacing the word 'love' with 'bum'.

 

Such as - 'I would do anything for bum, but I won't do that'.

 

Or 'I want you, I need you, but there ain't no way I'm ever going to bum you'.

We've got a thread of replacing "love" with "nob".

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I was alone thinking I was just fine
I wasn't looking for anyone to be mine
I thought bum was just a fabrication
A train that wouldn't stop at my station
Home, alone, that was my consignment
Solitary confinement
So when we met I was skirting around you
I didn't know I was looking for bum
Until I found you

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On 02/09/2020 at 16:37, UnwelcomeinPeru said:

If you dislike a song I find you can sweeten the pill by replacing the word 'love' with 'bum'.

 

Such as - 'I would do anything for bum, but I won't do that'.

 

Or 'I want you, I need you, but there ain't no way I'm ever going to bum you'.

 

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  • 1 month later...

I am expecting some resistance to this but what with it not being a particularly big hit 25 years ago, I am annoyed that I have heard it on the radio a couple times in the past 2 weeks and it is therefore tattooed to my brain but fucking Beautiful fucking South and Fucking Perfect 10. Absolute ear aids, catchy shite. Hate it. Cunt song. 

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2 hours ago, Remmie said:

I am expecting some resistance to this but what with it not being a particularly big hit 25 years ago, I am annoyed that I have heard it on the radio a couple times in the past 2 weeks and it is therefore tattooed to my brain but fucking Beautiful fucking South and Fucking Perfect 10. Absolute ear aids, catchy shite. Hate it. Cunt song. 

We love our songs, in different guises.... 

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