Is Wavertree safe for a single female student?

[deiseach]

33 minutes ago, Istvan Kosma said:

Didn't survive the Smithdown festival

Tofued to death.

[VladimirIlyich]

She jumped off a roof into a giant bowl of hundreds and thousands and topped herself.

[Kevin D]

Just now, Dr Nowt said:

I had a few of these style try-ons last summer. Always follow the same template. Matched them on one of the apps, asked me to take it to what’s app immediately, started issuing demands there and then that I delete my app account and form a serious relationship with them. Oddly, I wasn’t convinced, and decided to have a bit of fun with it. Anyway, this is the sort of thing which eventuated, until ‘she’ started getting very annoyed. Really helped pass the tedium of shielding alone if I’m honest, just hoping the Albanian mafia can’t use GPS to trace my locati...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Total Longo]

The Ronnie Corbett photo in the above post and that Tyson Fury rant on page one are two of the funniest things i've seen in ages. Ronnie Corbett's face will always be funny anyway but i honestly can't believe i've never seen the Fury one before. "You big, stiff idiot" hahahahahaha! what a perfect description of David Price.

[Anubis]

Crying laughing at the 37 pigs and multipack of space raiders comment.

[Bjornebye]

On 04/03/2018 at 20:09, Kevin D said:

 

hahahahaha every-time I see this it gets better and better. 

 

'Thats it, thats it, thanks Tyson you're live on Channel 5.. "Sorry" "alright go on one more" "....also you're gonna need 10 plumbers when I've finished with you, also you are getting it for sure.... and you know your gay lover Tony Bel..." "alright alright thats enough" hahahahahahahahaha 

[Bjornebye]

On 05/03/2018 at 06:59, Captain Turdseye said:

On 18/05/2011 at 18:55, Strontium Dog said:

I'm not fishing, and I want you to explain to me why it should be a jailable offence to touch an animal's cock.

Did we ever get to the bottom of this? 

[Elite]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

hahahahaha every-time I see this it gets better and better. 

 

'Thats it, thats it, thanks Tyson you're live on Channel 5.. "Sorry" "alright go on one more" "....also you're gonna need 10 plumbers when I've finished with you, also you are getting it for sure.... and you know your gay lover Tony Bel..." "alright alright thats enough" hahahahahahahahaha 

It's fucking wonderful isn't it?

 

My favourite trash talk ever, just edging Robbie Davis Jr nearly breaking the sound barrier...

 

 

 

[Total Longo]

15 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

hahahahaha every-time I see this it gets better and better. 

 

'Thats it, thats it, thanks Tyson you're live on Channel 5.. "Sorry" "alright go on one more" "....also you're gonna need 10 plumbers when I've finished with you, also you are getting it for sure.... and you know your gay lover Tony Bel..." "alright alright thats enough" hahahahahahahahaha 

"YOU BIG STIFF IDIOT"

[VladimirIlyich]

Anybody else think of Bridget Fonda moving into a flat in Wavertree when they see this thread title?

[Kevin D]

Double post.

[Kevin D]

On 23/02/2021 at 13:54, Dr Nowt said:

I had a few of these style try-ons last summer. Always follow the same template. Matched them on one of the apps, asked me to take it to what’s app immediately, started issuing demands there and then that I delete my app account and form a serious relationship with them. Oddly, I wasn’t convinced, and decided to have a bit of fun with it. Anyway, this is the sort of thing which eventuated, until ‘she’ started getting very annoyed. Really helped pass the tedium of shielding alone if I’m honest, just hoping the Albanian mafia can’t use GPS to trace my locati...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Amazing.

 

The " I literally can't believe that" turned this from phenomenal to a once in a generation bit of inspiration. Just incredible.

[Dr Nowt]

2 hours ago, Kevin D said:

 

Amazing.

 

The " I literally can't believe that" turned this from phenomenal to a once in a generation bit of inspiration. Just incredible.

Bonus content.

 

 

 

 

 

[Kevin D]

No sign.

[Kevin D]

On 19/04/2022 at 22:52, Section_31 said:

Keane talks about the mancs the way I talk about this generation of lads.

 

"They're queueing up to get in the clubs, they've got no formal trousers on, no trousers to be seen, not a shirt in sight either, not even a Ben Sherman. How much is a Ben Sherman for pity's sake? Where's the pride? Where's the discipline?

 

"They cry a lot these young lads. About the environment and stuff. Okay we talked about the ozone layer in our quieter moments, but it sorted itself out eventually, you certainly didn't cry about it.

 

"They're friends with girls a lot of these lads too, I'm not sure I agree with that. There needs to be a healthy distance between young lads and girls unless they're courting, to maintain the mystery."

 

"They don't drink much these lads today neither. When we were going out, we'd drink anything. Carling, blue VK in the club there if you couldn't afford a WKD, just to mix things up. But either way the commitment was there. With these lads it's green tea and coffee. I tell you now, it's no wonder they're all depressed."

 

 

 

On 03/02/2022 at 19:26, Strontium said:

This is a public warning to @Bjornebye so he and anyone else is given fair notice, that if he repeats the defamatory and untrue allegations in public that he is making via PM, there will be consequences. 

 

[Bjornebye]

Are you gutted you didn't find her Kev? 

[Scottish Steve]

I spent two years renting in Wavertree when I was a vet student & the previous tenant (on Earl Rd) was a female who’d lived alone there. Met her a few times as she’d pop back for mail now & again & she said she’d been happy enough living there. This was a few years ago mind 

[Section_31]

9 minutes ago, Scottish Steve said:

I spent two years renting in Wavertree when I was a vet student & the previous tenant (on Earl Rd) was a female who’d lived alone there. Met her a few times as she’d pop back for mail now & again & she said she’d been happy enough living there. This was a few years ago mind 

Where are you from originally mate?

[Scottish Steve]

15 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Where are you from originally mate?

Edinburgh

[Ezekiel 25:17]

It was probably safer before the question was asked on here.

[sir roger]

2 minutes ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

It was probably safer before the question was asked on here.

I reckon it might even be safer to have your avatar guy as landlord than receive 'help' from the TLW  crew.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

21 hours ago, sir roger said:

I reckon it might even be safer to have your avatar guy as landlord than receive 'help' from the TLW  crew.

The man's a saint !!!

[Bjornebye]

On 05/03/2018 at 06:59, Captain Turdseye said:

On 18/05/2011 at 18:55, Strontium Dog said:

I'm not fishing, and I want you to explain to me why it should be a jailable offence to touch an animal's cock.

 

On 05/03/2018 at 22:01, Em City said:

So, the whole Stronts dog fucking schtick has an actual factual origin?

 

That would explain a lot.

 

It wasn’t made up! The man fucks dogs!!!! 

[Bjornebye]

5 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

It wasn’t made up! The man fucks dogs!!!! 

Knew that would work! 

[Kevin D]

2 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Not as bad as I used to be. When my mum got out of hospital when i was six they gave her a wheelchair while she heeled up but I used to get her to push me in it instead. Old people used to come up to me and make a fuss but my legs were perfectly fine. 

 

I once got her to push me from my nan's to our house because it was raining, a distance of about two miles, in an old pram. I was about 12 at the time. A couple she knew stopped us in the street on the way back and I hear the fella say "didn't know you'd had another little'un?" He looked under the hood and I was just glaring back at him, and he just went "oh.". I reckon I was about 5ft 6 at this point.