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The fucking Tranmere keeper coaching Liverpool keepers. No wonder Diana Ross would get a hat-trick against us. 

 

When I was 7 or 8 years old, I was in Las Vegas with my brother and my mum.  So, my mum took us to a Diana Ross show in one of the casinos, and at one point, she was walking through the tables shaking hands and such.  She walked over to our table, gave me a smile, and smooched me right on the lips.  I guess she was my first kiss?  Sure, she was about 45 at the time, but well put together.

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When I was 7 or 8 years old, I was in Las Vegas with my brother and my mum.  So, my mum took us to a Diana Ross show in one of the casinos, and at one point, she was walking through the tables shaking hands and such.  She walked over to our table, gave me a smile, and smooched me right on the lips.  I guess she was my first kiss?  Sure, she was about 45 at the time, but well put together.

 

You need to alert that authorities. #MeToo 

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Boooooooooooooo!

 

Jürgen Klopp has explained the role Hans Leitert fulfils with Liverpool.

 

The manager was asked to clarify reports this week that the Austrian serves as a goalkeeping consultant for the club.

“Giving advice for the scouting department, nothing else. It’s not that he makes any decisions, he can’t. That’s how it is,” replied Klopp at his pre-Southampton press conference.

“But goalkeeping is a special position, so I think it makes sense that in the scouting department we have somebody who is more responsible for that.

“But it’s not that he comes in and says, ‘I found it, this is our new No.1’.

“We have a lot of goalkeepers at the club for different age groups, and that’s what his job is, first of all. The only person responsible for goalkeeper training in the first team is John Achterberg.

“For head of scouting, we have other people. But he brings in all the information he can get, that’s all. We have people for Germany, we have people for Austria, we have people for each country. And we have people for goalkeeping in all these countries – and Hans is this guy.”

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Boooooooooooooo!

 

Jürgen Klopp has explained the role Hans Leitert fulfils with Liverpool.

 

The manager was asked to clarify reports this week that the Austrian serves as a goalkeeping consultant for the club.

“Giving advice for the scouting department, nothing else. It’s not that he makes any decisions, he can’t. That’s how it is,” replied Klopp at his pre-Southampton press conference.

“But goalkeeping is a special position, so I think it makes sense that in the scouting department we have somebody who is more responsible for that.

“But it’s not that he comes in and says, ‘I found it, this is our new No.1’.

“We have a lot of goalkeepers at the club for different age groups, and that’s what his job is, first of all. The only person responsible for goalkeeper training in the first team is John Achterberg.

“For head of scouting, we have other people. But he brings in all the information he can get, that’s all. We have people for Germany, we have people for Austria, we have people for each country. And we have people for goalkeeping in all these countries – and Hans is this guy.”

 

Sounds like a back-heel to the bollocks to me.

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New GK training regime at Melwood.

 

 

 

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"I’m going to count to three, and you will save the shot. There will not be a four."

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Achterberg really has to go.  He's presided over the worst goalkeeping performances seen in my lifetime.  He's clearly fucking useless. Goalkeepers constantly making bad decisions, not able to command their area, not able to kick the ball straight.  My flaming torch is ready.

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I think we should hire a Yakuza enforcer as our goal keeping coach. Every goal you concede you have to chop off your own finger.

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I think we should hire a Yakuza enforcer as our goal keeping coach. Every goal you concede you have to chop off your own finger.

 

The way our goalies play, we need to be gluing more on not taking them off. 

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