Achterbergs days numbered.

[ZonkoVille77 5,793]

I'm going to miss this ball handling cunt when he's gone.

[Jairzinho 25,290]

Careless Hans

 

' Share the Workload '  , we only have 3 goalies at Melwood don't we ?

 

[Elite 11,960]

Any idea of Bogdans salary?

[Johnlj 429]

Hans Moleman.

[Strontium 11,028]

Any idea of Bogdans salary?

£15,000 p/w

[TheHowieLama 12,940]

Struggling

[Evelyn Tentions 1,697]

Being "popular" and "dedicated" isn't quite the same as being any good at your job. Damming with faint praise springs to mind

[Unrighteous 952]

The fucking Tranmere keeper coaching Liverpool keepers. No wonder Diana Ross would get a hat-trick against us. 

 

When I was 7 or 8 years old, I was in Las Vegas with my brother and my mum.  So, my mum took us to a Diana Ross show in one of the casinos, and at one point, she was walking through the tables shaking hands and such.  She walked over to our table, gave me a smile, and smooched me right on the lips.  I guess she was my first kiss?  Sure, she was about 45 at the time, but well put together.

[A_S 2,139]

£15,000 p/w

 

Not sure how he's managed to keep himself alive on that, tbh

[Elite 11,960]

£15,000 p/w

Not a bad life.

[Bjornebye 33,290]

When I was 7 or 8 years old, I was in Las Vegas with my brother and my mum.  So, my mum took us to a Diana Ross show in one of the casinos, and at one point, she was walking through the tables shaking hands and such.  She walked over to our table, gave me a smile, and smooched me right on the lips.  I guess she was my first kiss?  Sure, she was about 45 at the time, but well put together.

 

You need to alert that authorities. #MeToo 

[Jarvinja Ilnow 1,659]

He's employed by FSG. The devil will find work for idle Hans to do.

All Hans on deck.

[Numero Veinticinco 7,860]

Achterberg’s days are numbered, he’s not famous anymore.

[VladimirIlyich 9,502]

The most appropriate name for a goalkeeping coach ever. Maybe a defensive coach named Ed is being lined up? If he's a Brazilian it could be Eder.

[SammyAftershave 2,865]

Hans across the water.

[Sandman40 56]

Boooooooooooooo!

 

Jürgen Klopp has explained the role Hans Leitert fulfils with Liverpool.

 

The manager was asked to clarify reports this week that the Austrian serves as a goalkeeping consultant for the club.

“Giving advice for the scouting department, nothing else. It’s not that he makes any decisions, he can’t. That’s how it is,” replied Klopp at his pre-Southampton press conference.

“But goalkeeping is a special position, so I think it makes sense that in the scouting department we have somebody who is more responsible for that.

“But it’s not that he comes in and says, ‘I found it, this is our new No.1’.

“We have a lot of goalkeepers at the club for different age groups, and that’s what his job is, first of all. The only person responsible for goalkeeper training in the first team is John Achterberg.

“For head of scouting, we have other people. But he brings in all the information he can get, that’s all. We have people for Germany, we have people for Austria, we have people for each country. And we have people for goalkeeping in all these countries – and Hans is this guy.”

[Tony Moanero 17,138]

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[Shooter in the Motor 8,522]

 

Boooooooooooooo!

 

Jürgen Klopp has explained the role Hans Leitert fulfils with Liverpool.

 

The manager was asked to clarify reports this week that the Austrian serves as a goalkeeping consultant for the club.

“Giving advice for the scouting department, nothing else. It’s not that he makes any decisions, he can’t. That’s how it is,” replied Klopp at his pre-Southampton press conference.

“But goalkeeping is a special position, so I think it makes sense that in the scouting department we have somebody who is more responsible for that.

“But it’s not that he comes in and says, ‘I found it, this is our new No.1’.

“We have a lot of goalkeepers at the club for different age groups, and that’s what his job is, first of all. The only person responsible for goalkeeper training in the first team is John Achterberg.

“For head of scouting, we have other people. But he brings in all the information he can get, that’s all. We have people for Germany, we have people for Austria, we have people for each country. And we have people for goalkeeping in all these countries – and Hans is this guy.”

 

Sounds like a back-heel to the bollocks to me.

[TheHowieLama 12,940]

His Hans are tied.

[Anubis 21,416]

New GK training regime at Melwood.

 

 

 

 

"I’m going to count to three, and you will save the shot. There will not be a four."

[stringvest 14,084]

Achterberg really has to go.  He's presided over the worst goalkeeping performances seen in my lifetime.  He's clearly fucking useless. Goalkeepers constantly making bad decisions, not able to command their area, not able to kick the ball straight.  My flaming torch is ready.

[Elite 11,960]

I think we should hire a Yakuza enforcer as our goal keeping coach. Every goal you concede you have to chop off your own finger.

[Chip Butty 2,984]

I think we should hire a Yakuza enforcer as our goal keeping coach. Every goal you concede you have to chop off your own finger.

 

The way our goalies play, we need to be gluing more on not taking them off. 

[dockers_strike 4,083]

The way our goalies play, we need to be gluing more on not taking them off. 

 

And gloves like Kenny Everetts brother lee love character.