Tottenham at Anfield, February 4th 2018

[General Dryness]

We need to bend these fuckers over and pull their shorts down. Reach around and pull them off until they’re depleted and their sacks are empty.

Then pull out and slap them in the face with our shitty weapon before firing a nuclear jism rocket up their nose and into their brain.

[Chip Butty]

Please god, please don't let us get thumped today.

[Pureblood]

I hate it when that gormless cunt Harry Kane gets a chance and the commentator goes "HARRY KAAAAAAAAAAANE", like it's inevitable he'll score. 

 

I fucking hate Harry Kane.

[Numero Veinticinco]

I hate it when that gormless cunt Harry Kane gets a chance and the commentator goes "HARRY KAAAAAAAAAAANE", like it's inevitable he'll score.

 

I fucking hate Harry Kane.

Yeah, exactly. It’s the new ‘ROOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEEAAAYYYYYYY‘

[dockers_strike]

I would love Harry Kane in our squad. Think Klopp would to. Think how awesome we could be. We probably could win games 5-4 and fire ourselves to the title.

[TheHowieLama]

Biggest game of the season here. Probably gonna take a lot of cheese 

[El Rojo]

Plays it in to DANNNYYYYY IIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGSSSSSS

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

I’m hearing Van Dijk and Henderson might be back in for this one. Caveats apply - my source’s source isn’t the usual one.

 

Hoping to have an update an hour before kick off.

Shurrup.

[TheHowieLama]

Karius, Gomez, van Dijk, Matip, Robertson, Henderson, Ox Slade, Can, Mané, Salah, Firmino.

 

 

 

 

Barring any injuries this team should pretty much pick itself from here on out. Play them every game until somebodys leg falls off.

[joe_fishfish]

Kane is brilliant but it pisses me off he's worked out this well for Spurs. Wasn't even that highly rated, wasn't exactly wonderful out on loan as a young player, only got his chance because Pochettino hated Adebayor and Soldado, quite understandably.

 

It's basically an accident he's this important to them, it's like Ryan Kent finishes this season out on loan then comes back to us and turns into Ronaldo next season.

[Jennings]

Karius, Gomez, van Dijk, Matip, Robertson, Henderson, Wijnaldum, Can, Mané, Salah, Firmino.

 

Caveats apply. The sources, sources source isn't the usual one, so this isn't 100%.

 

[Grinch]

Fucking hate spurs.  Bang average side that have never achieved a thing and never will but get wanked over like they're league contenders.

 

Hopefully they believe their hype and play open football against us again, usually works out well for us.

[an tha]

Liverpool: Karius, Alexander-Arnold, Van Dijk, Lovren, Robertson, Milner, Henderson, Can, Mane, Salah, Firmino.

 

Subs: Mignolet, ​Wijnaldum, Moreno, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Ings, Solanke, Matip.

 

 

So Lovren starts....

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Well, my mate was right about his mate's source being different and not 100%!

[Grinch]

Oxo cube has been well worth the money, not.

[Hand Shandy]

Lovren and Spurs?

 

*involuntary shudder*

[Lee909]

Don't think theres much in Matip amd Lovren. Both have a error in them. Lovren more aggressive though.

 

Suprised at Trent getting the start. Hopefully he can pun them back a bit. Though AOC migjt get the start but think he is going full on pressing midfield.

 

Come on lads need this today

[an tha]

Gomez injured then?

 

Not even on bench

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Well, my mate was right about his mate's source being different and not 100%!

My mate also text me a while back to say that the original leaker mightn't be at the club anymore from January.

 

I reckon it was deffo Flanno leaking the teams.

[an tha]

Question for me about Milners lack of legs in the middle against a quick team like Spurs when they counter us...

[Hand Shandy]

Question for me about Milners lack of legs in the middle against a quick team like Spurs when they counter us...

Lack of pace full stop in that midfield.

[Pureblood]

Next person to use the word "midfield" is a cunt. 

[an tha]

Lack of pace full stop in that midfield.

Well yeah, true - I just thought maybe AoC who played well v City might be worth a shout today.

 

Gonna be tough for TAA as well today if they get Son going at him.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Fancy Milner to net today.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Home against a good side usually one of the very few games gini steps up in.