Summer 2018 Transfer Thread

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Ingdris Elba.

[liverpoolsno9]

Why has Unfunnneee changed his name to gym beglin? Have I missed something?

[setreal]

Does he even lift?

[Red House]

Pretty much sums up my experience too. From what little I've seen he looks decent, but when it's a big game he doesn't seem to be anywhere near the starting eleven.

He's had to compete with Kroos-Modric and Rakitic-Modric at club and nation level though. Would any of our own midfielders got in ahead of these? Seriously doubt it.

[sir roger]

He is, not sure he's as vocal, organisational, and commanding as Courtois just yet, but he's very good. Hope it all goes woefully wrong and he scurries home.

 

Pah , what kind of a Basque doesn't even have an X in his name ?

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Pah , what kind of a Basque doesn't even have an X in his name ?

One that holds boobs in.

[sir roger]

Most of the ladies I have met with basques have definitely been X Rated

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Most of the ladies I have met with basques have definitely been X Rated

Tim Curry pulled one off. And a Basque.

[sir roger]

At my age beggars can't be choosers , so if Tim's up for it.

[Gym Beglin]

Why has Unfunnneee changed his name to gym beglin? Have I missed something?

Just ask me?

[an tha]

Never heard of The Wire. What league do they play in?

Rugby League Super League

[setreal]

Just ask me?

 

Do you even lift?

[Paulie Dangerously]

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

My reaction to Spurs and Utd making fuck all signings:

 

[Daisy]

Wait hold on where is the 20 million for Ings?

[magicrat]

Allardyce trying to defend Maureen is quite amusing, The massive sack of shit

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

ALEX KAY-JELSKI‏Verified account @AlexKJTimes 35m35 minutes ago

Tottenham would be the first PL club to make no signings in a summer window since it was introduced in 2003. The closest to no signings was that first summer - Leeds only signed Jody Morris for free. Stat courtesy of @garyjacob and @BillEdgarTimes

 

[Tourt]

My reaction to Spurs and Utd making fuck all signings:

 

 

 

Talktwaddle just said Newcastle failed in their attempt to sign Klavan from Liverpool.

Must say it’s the first I heard of that potential transfer.

 

 

The program also pointed out if Spurs fail to buy anyone, they will be the first Premiership club not to sign a player during a transfer window since its introduction in 2003. The closest club to this achievement was Leeds, whose only signing was Jody Morris on a "free" some years ago.

 

I could understand Man City not investing in their squad during this transfer window, but for Spurs not to strengthen is very surprising in this day and age. The cost of their new stadium scuppered Arsenal, it could do the same for Tottenham.

 

Let’s hope so.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

At my age beggars can't be choosers , so if Tim's up for it.

He will be up for some touchy touchy touchy I would imagine.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Who've Everton signed blue nose in work just said they'll get champions league this year.

[Trumo]

It makes me wonder how rudimentary the medicals are at all these clubs that sign half a dozen players on deadline day. Probably just a knee reflex test and a cough while the doctor listens with a stethoscope.

[The Guest]

The Spurs window is going to be catastrophic for them I think. They had a paper thin squad anyway and as it always is in the premier league if you’re standing still you’re going backwards. Kane and Alli looked dead on their feet at the World Cup. Most of their team were there as well. I just can’t see them keeping the form up for another season. As the seasons go by it gets closer and closer to their best players leaving and them having to rebuild as well. While they aren’t capitalising on the luck they’ve had with Kane and Alli they are missing an opportunity that doesn’t come around all the time.

 

When you look around everyone is in a bit of a state other than ourselves and City. I think market being the way it is has changed the game. The value of players is so high that it’s a risk for everyone now probably bar city. Clubs like Leicester aren’t being bullied into losing their players. They kept hold of Mahrez for another season last year and it looks like Maguire is staying this time around.

[Unrighteous]

He's had to compete with Kroos-Modric and Rakitic-Modric at club and nation level though. Would any of our own midfielders got in ahead of these? Seriously doubt it.

 

Keita. Easily before Kroos, and Rakitic.

[Anubis]

Who've Everton signed blue nose in work just said they'll get champions league this year.

 

Bernard (14 goals in 96 games striker - ERIT: Sorry, winger - shows how much attention I've paid to him).

Possibly Mina (all gone a bit quiet since he was having his medical).

Possibly Zuma on loan (no medical mentioned -just a race against time for paperwork).

Possibly Gomes on loan (shit midfielder wanted by nobody - Barca couldn't give him away - and is currently injured).

[Unrighteous]

Who've Everton signed blue nose in work just said they'll get champions league this year.

 

That sounds like when I buy a lottery ticket, "This is my winning ticket!!"

(No, never won the lottery)