Summer 2018 Transfer Thread

[The Guest]

Panama aside, you are talking out of your arse here.

Are you blind Trumo?

 

Tunisia’s best player plays in League One. Columbia have got that goon who got relegated with Villa in centre mid. Did you see the state of that Sweden team? Sebastian fucking Larson is still starting for them. They’re all about 35 and the highest most of them got was playing for Sunderland other than that fragile gimp that’s gone to United and played about 4 games because he’s scared of his own shadow. International football is nowhere near the level of club football and hasn’t been for years. At club football in England players face far better opposition because teams are trainint every day with players from all over the world and managers from all over the world. Barring the top nations it’s a joke standard.

[Bjornebye]

Are you blind Trumo?

 

Tunisia’s best player plays in League One. Columbia have got that goon who got relegated with Villa in centre mid. Did you see the state of that Sweden team? Sebastian fucking Larson is still starting for them. They’re all about 35 and the highest most of them got was playing for Sunderland other than that fragile gimp that’s gone to United and played about 4 games because he’s scared of his own shadow. International football is nowhere near the level of club football and hasn’t been for years. At club football in England players face far better opposition because teams are trainint every day with players from all over the world and managers from all over the world. Barring the top nations it’s a joke standard.

 

Everything ok at home mate? 

[The Guest]

Everything ok at home mate?

It’s too warm and I’m shit at fortnite. Other than that I’m sound.

 

Did that come across too meltdowny?

[Bjornebye]

It’s too warm and I’m shit at fortnite. Other than that I’m sound.

 

Did that come across too meltdowny?

 

It wasn't quite LFD levels of flip but it had me worried.

 

What the fuck is this fortnight? Is it some sort of online world of warcraft shite that is going to take up more IT department time? 

[The Guest]

It wasn't quite LFD levels of flip but it had me worried.

 

What the fuck is this fortnight? Is it some sort of online world of warcraft shite that is going to take up more IT department time?

Sorry (Trumo) I’m an argumentative bastard at best of times. I actually write those posts with a smile on my face because I know I’m not going to change his mind but it is my opinion on it. I probably need to write some nice posts to stop looking like such a cunt all the time.

 

I’d say give fortnite a go but honestly you will end up throwing a controller out of the window because some 12 year old will have you off. It’s a really basic game like the film Battle Royale. You drop on an island with 100 other people and weapons lying around everywhere and it’s last man standing.

[Bjornebye]

Sounds fucking shit. I'll stick to shagging birds. 

[Jairzinho]

Sorry (Trumo) I’m an argumentative bastard at best of times. I actually write those posts with a smile on my face because I know I’m not going to change his mind but it is my opinion on it. I probably need to write some nice posts to stop looking like such a cunt all the time.

 

I’d say give fortnite a go but honestly you will end up throwing a controller out of the window because some 12 year old will have you off. It’s a really basic game like the film Battle Royale. You drop on an island with 100 other people and weapons lying around everywhere and it’s last man standing.

 

You'll be negged if you do.

[The Guest]

You'll be negged if you do.

I just want my own family guy gif taking the piss out of me.

[Ne Moe Imya]

Sounds fucking shit. I'll stick to shagging birds. 

 

Says the man who organised and is leading a draft of football players from the past few decades on this website as we speak.

[Bjornebye]

Says the man who organised and is leading a draft of football players from the past few decades on this website as we speak.

 

I'm getting sucked off under the desk while i'm researching my next pick as we speak. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

His name is Clive and he is very gentle. 

[stringvest]

About time you had an understanding lover. You deserve it mate.

[El Rojo]

Not for me, Clive.

[Jairzinho]

"Gobble, gobble, balmy night in, gobble, gobble..."

[Dr Nowt]

The way he shouts “RRRROOOOONNNNEEEEYYYYY” would sound no different.

[Dr Nowt]

I see West Ham have signed Wilshere.

 

As fitting a move as Danny Dyer signing up for Eastenders.

[Captain Turdseye]

Wilshere will be pictured in a nightclub chuffing on a Benson & Hedges before Christmas. Nailed on.

[Brownie]

Are you blind Trumo?

 

Tunisia’s best player plays in League One. Columbia have got that goon who got relegated with Villa in centre mid. Did you see the state of that Sweden team? Sebastian fucking Larson is still starting for them. They’re all about 35 and the highest most of them got was playing for Sunderland other than that fragile gimp that’s gone to United and played about 4 games because he’s scared of his own shadow. International football is nowhere near the level of club football and hasn’t been for years. At club football in England players face far better opposition because teams are trainint every day with players from all over the world and managers from all over the world. Barring the top nations it’s a joke standard.

Who is Tunisia’s best player?

[TheHowieLama]

Got to be Khazri

[Red House]

Haha

 

(Maddock) PSG readies £240m bid for Philippe Coutinho

[Lee909]

I'm guessing that means that Neymar or M'Bappe is on the move

PSG have just been investigated about FFP and had to clear space. Only way that happens is if Barca agree a loan deal and after the Neymar deal i don't see that happening

[Red House]

Article actually says they want to sign him to convince Neymar to stay put. Don't think it's ever going to happen, but would be fun if that turned into a proper saga. 

[Lee909]

Can't see how they can do that with UEFA up their arse over FFP

Not like they are going to bring massive money in any other way unless they gutted the squad of Pastore,Rabiot,Draxler and probably Cavani 

[amli]

David Maddock

@MaddockMirror

Liverpool have ZERO interest in Croatia centre half Domagoj Vida, despite widespread reports in Turkey claiming bid has been lodged. Same applies to Villa's Jack Grealish. Priority in window remains versatile attacking midfielder #LFC

[stringvest]

David Maddock

@MaddockMirror

Liverpool have ZERO interest in Croatia centre half Dejan Lovren, despite widespread reports claiming that they own the player. Same applies to Villa's Jack Grealish. Priority in window remains versatile attacking midfielder #LFC

Maddock’s normally spot on like

[Lee909]

These Dybala rumours really starting to pick up now that the Ronaldo deal looks done.