Summer 2018 Transfer Thread

[3 Stacks]

One things for sure, that Graeme Kelly knew he failed it.

 

Which is very bad news as he's adamant about fucking Butland still

 

Cloggy is trembling. 

[Gym Beglin]

He clearly failed the medical.

 

Let's move on.

Good.

 

The system works, shame for him and for us, but let’s buy someone who doesn’t have a knee made of biscuit.

[Gym Beglin]

Use the £50m for Sessegnon and blow everyone out of the water. Can cover LB if Moreno leaves, can cover Mane on he left forward role.

[chrisbonnie]

Exactly.

 

I'd rather we signed shakiri and a top top goalkeeper now if im honest.

 

I feel sorry for the French lad. But we can't take a chance if he's failed his medical.

Good.

 

The system works, shame for him and for us, but let’s buy someone who doesn’t have a knee made of biscuit.

[smilezzz]

With Kieta and Fabinho in, our midfield looks quite decent, regardless of the Fekir deal falling through. I'd focus on a pacy wide forward who can cover any or 2 of the front three. Pulisic maybe?

 

We'Lloyd probably end up with Shaqiri or Grey.

[Gym Beglin]

Pulisic is the dream signing. As would Sessegnon.

 

Great current ability, unreal potential.

[James Dean]

Not too arsed if he comes or not. We need another belter forward. We will sign another belter forward.

 

I'm just fucked I couldn't celebrate our new shiny thing this weekend.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Neves.

[Grinch]

No-one has a clue what's actually really happened here.  That clearly doesn't stop people taking a position on it based on their antagonism for the owners.

 

Has to be the knee.

[Tony Moanero]

We had best sign someone by teatime Monday or I’ll fucking kick off. Probably call someone on here a cunt and my wife a wool.

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

We had best sign someone by teatime Monday or I’ll fucking kick off. Probably call someone on here a cunt and my wife a wool.

I'm betting you don't. You'll probably have a cup of tea, rustle the newspaper aggressively, and make clearing your throat noises for a minute or two.

[magicrat]

Heard we were in for Pope . Any truth ?

[Anny Road]

Heard we were in for Pope . Any truth ?

Nah he's off to Rangers with Gerrard.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Heard we were in for Pope . Any truth ?

 

I reckon it's just a white smoke screen.

[Elite]

Nah he's off to Rangers with Gerrard.

Isn't Pope Catholic?

[Anny Road]

And he shits in the woods.

[Pidge]

Heard we were in for Pope . Any truth ?

 

Didn't look comfortable with the ball at his feet the other day.  May have been debut nerves though.

[amli]

Nah he's off to Rangers with Gerrard.

Merc.

[House of Dirk]

And he shits in the woods.

 

 

Think youre talking about Dyche.

[Guest]

Heard we were in for Pope . Any truth ?

It's in the Sunday Sun apparently, although whether that's the original source I wouldn't know. I would guess based on their history that there is probably very little truth in it.

[stringvest]

Has to be the knee.

 

 

I don't know what it was, so I'm not sure who I need to be annoyed at.

[Grinch]

I don't know what it was, so I'm not sure who I need to be annoyed at.

Nobody really. As long as we've someone else by the time the season kicks off.

[Dr Nowt]

I’m furious at everyone. All the time.

 

It’s the only enjoyment I get out of football and the only reason I still bother.

[Tony Moanero]

Some kids dream of being astronauts, others dream of being footballers, I dreamed of being furious. It’s all I ever wanted to be.

[Em City]

Ever since I could remember, I always wanted to be furious.