Summer 2018 Transfer Thread

[Karl_b]

Wow. Unbelievable business so far this summer.

[Grinch]

I wouldn't

I dont get what you see in McCarthy

Hardly ever been first choice for a season in the top flight. Don't see it at all

 

 

Anyway

Where the ducks that link even coming from him. Haven't even heard of the cunt since he put in a motm performance against us years ago.

[SasaS]

Dembele and Oblak, I'd give them all for you

Nabil Fekir, Fabinho and Allison too
 

[Dr Nowt]

One of the replies to Joyce’s tweet was a gif of a man fucking some kind of blow-up beach ball thing.

 

It won’t get better than that.

[Moo]

Have our blue chums said Salah is off yet?

Don't even joke about it.

[Anubis]

Well it made me laugh.

 

 

Andy Stoddart

@AndyStoddart01

 

Replying to @_pauljoyce and @TimesSport

Meanwhile Ian Ayre is still negatiating Knoplyanka

[3 Stacks]

Fuck me, this is worlds away from where we were a few years ago, it's unreal

 

The effect of being in the Champions League and having a top manager. Without those two things, you're a leper. 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

A far cry from babelcopters, broken fax machines and Harley Davidsons

 

What a time to be alive.

[Pidge]

One of the replies to Joyce’s tweet was a gif of a man fucking some kind of blow-up beach ball thing.

 

It won’t get better than that.

 

Pearce being cryptic again?

[Daisy]

Fucking hell, that'll take some beating.

 

What about Premier league era?

Hyypia

Hamann

Henchoz

Smicer

Camara

Westerveld

 

Is about as good as it gets in the prem.

 

If we get a decent keeper this summer, it will be off the scale compared to previous 30 years

[KevieG]

This is 87/88 type shit going down.

 

Just get a keeper now and it's been the best window since then.

[Captain Turdseye]

One of the replies to Joyce’s tweet was a gif of a man fucking some kind of blow-up beach ball thing.

 

It won’t get better than that.

I did a few Google image searches but had no joy finding it and now I’m probably on some sort of government watch list.

[manwiththestick]

I'm getting a little moist I'm not afraid to admit. The way things are going we are going to wrestle the summer transfer window trophy back from our neighbours.

[Johnlj]

FFS. Where is my saga, John?

I think Elliot Neese got it.

[Wezza]

My mate who sometimes gives me the teams (which were usually right) has said that there may have been very significant progress re: Alisson too.

 

Hmmmmm?

Does this mean Alisson’s starting to happen?

 

 

 

Now thinking nobody else will really remember The Lemonheads?

[Babb'sBurstNad]

I did a few Google image searches but had no joy finding it and now I’m probably on some sort of government watch list.

Don't be ridiculous mate

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You were already on those lists.

[Dr Nowt]

I did a few Google image searches but had no joy finding it and now I’m probably on some sort of government watch list.

It’s a short way from the top of the replies to this one:

 

[NSFW][NSFW]

 

On phone abroad and can’t see any pictures at the moment.

 

Has that worked and made it NSFW as can post the GIF in question now?

[amli]

I still want a keeper, Shaqiri and one more front man.

And a 5 year contract for Alberto Moreno.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Dembele and Oblak, I'd give them all for you

Nabil Fekir, Fabinho, Neves and McCarthy too

 

Now yer talkin

[Captain Turdseye]

It’s a short way from the top of the replies to this one:

 

[NSFW][NSFW]

 

On phone abroad and can’t see any pictures at the moment.

 

Has that worked and made it NSFW as can post the GIF in question now?

No pictures on the forum seem to be showing up on my phone tonight.

 

You’ve missed the / out of the second NSFW tag.

[Raymond Duck]

Does this mean Alisson’s starting to happen?

 

 

 

Now thinking nobody else will really remember The Lemonheads?

I’ve seen them and Evan more times than I can remember. Brilliant band and great live too.

[Boss]

Hyypia

Hamann

Henchoz

Smicer

Camara

Westerveld

 

Is about as good as it gets in the prem.

 

If we get a decent keeper this summer, it will be off the scale compared to previous 30 years

 

Salah

Van Dijk

Chamberlain

Keita

Robertson 

 

Clyne

Milner

Firmino

Gomez

 

Sterling

Allen

Sturridge

Coutinho

 

Kuyt

Bellamy

Arbeloa

Mascherano

 

Here's a few others.

[Daisy]

Salah

Van Dijk

Chamberlain

Keita

Robertson

 

Clyne

Milner

Firmino

Gomez

 

Sterling

Allen

Sturridge

Coutinho

 

Kuyt

Bellamy

Arbeloa

Mascherano

 

Here's a few others.

None of them are single windows?

[Boss]

None of them are single windows?

 

No. These are just signings in one specific season.

 

Edit - Actually the second one down is all in one window.

[The Guest]

We are going to be fucking mustard next season. Breathe it in boys.