Summer 2018 Transfer Thread

[El Dangerous]

Whoops I just accidentally become an ITK and I didn't even know.

[Jairzinho]

Ings and Woodburn will replace Firmino and Salah.

[Grinch]

Too early to start this.  One benifit of a short transfer window is less time to put up with mong cunts pretending Liverpool spend what they earn on players.

[moof]

Too early to start this. One benifit of a short transfer window is less time to put up with mong cunts pretending Liverpool spend what they earn on players.

Aren’t you just delightful.

[Creator Supreme]

That forward at Celtic looks good, Dalglish. Should get him

[Pureblood]

My comment was actually to the whole of the topic, I can’t stomach any more transfer talk for a while now... it’s the same old same old

 

Madam, you have suffered an emotional shock.  I will notify a transfer crisis center.

 

[suzy]

That forward at Celtic looks good, Dalglish. Should get him

You just been in a time capsule?!

[Josef Svejk]

Lallana will be like a new signing.

[J-V]

Lallana will be like a new signing.

Hopefully for another team

[Anubis]

Lallana will be like a new signing.

Every two months...

[Chip Butty]

Lallana will be like a new signing.

 

Madam Allarna, as he is now known due to some fella on Monday. 

[Jairzinho]

He can go in the summer.

 

No, really.

 

He'll be 30, he gets injured every 20 minutes, and the only thing he really excels at is running towards people that have the ball anyway.

 

Ideally, we'd bin him, Henderson, and Wijnaldum in the summer. Got a horrible feeling they'll all still be here next season and we'll be left hoping Salah can continue a passable impression of Lionel Messi to give us a shout of scraping into the top four.

[aRdja]

He can go in the summer.

 

No, really.

 

He'll be 30, he gets injured every 20 minutes, and the only thing he really excels at is running towards people with the ball anyway.

 

Ideally, we'd bin him, Henderson, and Wijnaldum in the summer. Got a horrible feeling they'll all still be here next season and we'll be left hoping Salah can continue a passable impression of Lionel Messi to give us a shout of scraping into the top four.

I’m also resigned to losing him. It’s clear that Klopp looks for different qualities in a front man than what he offers e.g., industry, selflessness, etc.

[Jairzinho]

You appear to have replied to my post without reading it, Ardja.

 

I was talking about Lallana.

[Anubis]

You appear to have replied to my post without reading it, Ardja.

 

I was talking about Lallana.

 

Stringvest will not be pleased.

 

[Red74]

Out:

 

Mignolet

Karius

 

Flanagan

Lovren

Matip

Clyne

 

Henderson

Lallana

Emre

Milner

Wijnaldum

 

Markovic

Sturridge

Ings

Origi

Solanke

 

We won’t miss one of that shower

[aRdja]

You appear to have replied to my post without reading it, Ardja.

 

I was talking about Lallana.

Haha. Yes, guilty.

[Jairzinho]

I'd keep Matip, and Solanke (although loan him out) from that list. But, yeah, we have got a huge amount of players that aren't really good enough. Imagine if our front three was of the same standard as the rest. We'd be in that bottom 11 that is separated by eight points.

[aRdja]

Out:

 

Mignolet

Karius

 

Flanagan

Lovren

Matip

Clyne

 

Henderson

Lallana

Emre

Milner

Wijnaldum

 

Markovic

Sturridge

Ings

Origi

Solanke

 

We won’t miss one of that shower

Can is our best centre mid so he should stay. I’d also keep both Lovren and Matip as back-up/rotation options.

[Hades]

Mané getting back to form will be like a new signing.

 

Am I allowed to say I miss Origi (a little bit)?

[Jairzinho]

I think he'd probably be the second most useful striker at the club.

[Red74]

Can is our best centre mid so he should stay. I’d also keep both Lovren and Matip as back-up/rotation options.

I like Can but he’s easily replaceable. Lovren and Matip are shite and are earning £200k per week between them. In fact that list above must be easily draining us of over £1.5 mill per week. We could go and get neymar and Messi with that and still have change

[INTORRESTING]

I would keep clyne. I think he is our best rb but is still 7/10

[Red74]

I would keep clyne. I think he is our best rb but is still 7/10

I’d cash in now before he gets fat and turns into Glen Johnson

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

 

If our transfer strategy was an American footy play.