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Football Hipster Behaviour


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Those tits who claim to know players from the Albanian 3rd division, or the likes, and ask why the club are not picking them up.

 

I barely know anyone outside the premier league now because I usually only watch our games or whatever is on sky on a Saturday or Sunday afternoon.

 

Fuck watching The Spanish, German, Dutch or anything else for that matter.

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"They beat the high press".  You mean they're good at passing?

 

"Turnover".  It's a tackle, you cunt.

 

Watching a Gremio game. 

I watched the NBA over Christmas/New Year and the commentators constantly talked about turnover. In NBA which is supposed to be a non-contact sport this is an understandable turn of phrase. The possession has been turned over. In football it comes across a bit naff.

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I played for a few years with a group of fellas who were die hard Racing supporters - just seen you are a place above us.

 

Bastardos!!!

 

Racing are from Avellaneda along with Independiente. Estudiantes are based in La Plata along with Gimnasia. Both areas are on the outskirts of Buenos Aires. Other than that, I know fuck all about these teams!

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I find the professional anti football hipster more entertaining.

 

Turns their nose up at the Clásico, thinks tactics are all nonsense, refuses to pronounce a foreign name properly in case they end up sounding "a bit foreign", refuses to believe someone might have heard of a player that plays for a decent German or Spanish team, thinks Serie A is boring and defensive despite not having seen a game from Italy in over a decade, thinks diving is the worst crime in the game, thinks biting/spitting/anything deemed "a bit foreign" is much worse than being elbowed in the head or a two footed potential career ending challenge.

 

Allardyce behaviour.

A bit unfair on Allardyce I think.

 

His Bolton team had some great foreign players; Hierro, Okocha, Djorkaeff, Bobic, Nakata, Campo, etc.

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