Football Hipster Behaviour

[Section_31]

Claiming that, despite our usual rivalry, Gary Neville 'talks a lot of sense'.

Liking Barcelona

Liking an American sports team because the owners of LFC are American, the more obscure the better like the San Andreas Assfucks.

Owning a Pele' New York Cosmos shirt your bought from Toffs

 

[Pureblood]

[name of player] is a number 8 but can also play as a 6.

 

Calling an "'inho" by their shortened name, e.g. "Cou", "Mou" and so on.  

 

Calling Aguero "Kun" if you're not a Man City fan.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Tekkers and megs sky shite.

[Pureblood]

"They beat the high press".  You mean they're good at passing?

 

"Turnover".  It's a tackle, you cunt.

 

Watching a Gremio game. 

[dockers_strike]

What is a hipster.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

He performs better as a Trequartista.

[El Rojo]

'I hope we win.'

[Trumo]

Pretending to be a St Pauli fan.

[Wezza]

He plays best as a false 9

[Red74]

XG

[KMD7]

Transition.

 

Fuck off

[El Rojo]

'He mightn't be a great shot-stopper, but his distribution is A1.'

[Tony Moanero]

Ultra fans in this country

 

Pretending to follow obscure European football leagues

[Strontium]

He performs better as a Trequartista.

See also: Regista; Raumdeuter; Enganche

[Byrnie]

'Game Management'

 

[Tony Moanero]

Saying "minutes" rather than playing time.

[Harry Squatter]

Pretending to like obscure players from the 70s and 80s. Some fella I worked with used to say Enzo Francescoli was better than Maradona but because he played for smaller clubs than Maradona therefore he never got the exposure he did. Even though Maradona left Barcelona to sign for Napoli who were a md table club in Italy at the time. The only thing he could ever recall Francescoli doing was doing a Cruyff turn in a European match for Marseille against Benfica.

 

There was an online poll for who was Liverpool’s best ever player yet some fella I know voted for Elisha Scott even though he was probably dead by the time he was born.

 

Non man utd fans who buy t shirts about George Best shagging women and getting bladdered.

[Tony Moanero]

Non man utd fans who buy t shirts about George Best shagging women and getting bladdered.

 

 

Knob-head behaviour, regardless of who a person supports. Just get an ordinary George Best t-shirt.

[Captain Turdseye]

Just get an ordinary George Best t-shirt.

That’s still knobhead behaviour.

[The Woolster]

Pretending to be a St Pauli fan.

 

This is the number 1 hipster tell

 

No hipster would ever support Barcelona!

[The Woolster]

XG

 

Oh shit...

[The Woolster]

Reads Spielverlagerung

[Pureblood]

High ceiling. 

[Trumo]

'Game Management'

 

 

 

Oh shit.

[Pureblood]

Having a football blog.

 

Making a tactics video on youtube with superimposed arrows showing player movement.  "Look at how they run behind the back four.  If the pass isn't on possession is recycled".  No shit.