Weird things you're proud of

[TheHowieLama]

How many is that in lizard years? Fella was damn near 1000 by my maths.

[Section_31]

I once weighed myself before and after a shit and there was a 7lb differential.

[SasaS]

He was a year old when I got him.

 

 

I just don't know if I can believe a person who obviously thinks the part of Chuck's life not spent with them does not matter.

[Pureblood]

I think the basic rule is you don't fuck with reptiles. 

[Remmie]

I once weighed myself before and after a shit and there was a 7lb differential.

I shat directly onto the scales but couldn't see how much my mudchild weighed as the skids covered the display

[cloggypop]

I've never been a member of The Fall

[Babb'sBurstNad]

I dropped a Vicks Sinex today and it bounced around the floor before landing upright on its end.

 

Not exactly something to be proud of, but I couldn't think of another thread to post this wonderful event in.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

I can name the original Magnificent 7.

[VladimirIlyich]

I can name the original Magnificent 7.

Horst Buchholz is generally the one people forget about.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Horst Buchholz is generally the one people forget about.

Yes and Brad Dexter.

[Aventus]

I once had a poo so long it had entered the water before it had finished leaving my bum.

[PestiRed]

When I was a kid, I was so hard that I had TB and no one noticed until 6 months later when I had a BCG test, my arm swelled to three times its normal size and the nurse freaked out. I still have a hexagon of scars to remind myself that I can survive anything

[Anny Road]

When I was a kid, I was so hard that I had TB and no one noticed until 6 months later when I had a BCG test, my arm swelled to three times its normal size and the nurse freaked out. I still have a hexagon of scars to remind myself that I can survive anything

Same here. I had that stamp thing on the wrist and it ballooned up meaning I had already been exposed to the virus and kicked its ass.

Best bit was listening to everyone moaning for weeks about the following injection they all had except me.

[ZonkoVille77]

13 years after leaving a job, they still seek me out to return from time to time. Proud of that.

Must be just my animal magnetism. Or something.

[Remmie]

Horst Buchholz is generally the one people forget about.

Yes and Brad Dexter.

I can name 2 members of the magnificent 7 despite having never seen it

[VladimirIlyich]

I can name 2 members of the magnificent 7 despite having never seen it

And you now know the two who are the most forgotten in trivia quizzes. Happy to help.

[SammyAftershave]

How many is that in lizard years? Fella was damn near 1000 by my maths.

 

Chuck's doing alright for himself.

 

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[lifetime fan]

Seeing the wife get sent off.

[PestiRed]

Seeing the wife get sent off.

Hope it was violence rather than technical

[Bjornebye]

More impressed with the long life lizard. I bloody love reptiles, me.

Tory twat

[lifetime fan]

Hope it was violence rather than technical

 

It’s a massive no no pulling hair in ladies rugby, she turns round and pushed the girl away. The opposition girl seang at her a couple of times.

 

She saw red and flattened her.

[cloggypop]

More impressed with the long life lizard. I bloody love reptiles, me.

If I ever get a lizard I'm calling it Jesus.

[General Dryness]

It’s a massive no no pulling hair in ladies rugby, she turns round and pushed the girl away. The opposition girl seang at her a couple of times.

 

She saw red and flattened her.

Ooh she'll be full of rage tonight.

 

You'll get taken apart, you lucky cunt.

[lifetime fan]

Ooh she'll be full of rage tonight.

 

You'll get taken apart, you lucky cunt.

 

I was very lucky.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

I've never been stung by a bee or a wasp.

 

Deep down, I reckon I might be like Bruce Willis in Unbreakable.

 

Got stung by a wasp today.

 

Bastard.