What's your chrimbo dinner concoction

[Numero Veinticinco]

JUst had some excellent triffle.

[lifetime fan]

Lad I work with comes from the most feral fucking family you can imagine.

 

Has 3 siblings and 13 step siblings.

 

Arranged with Mum for her to pick him up today at 11 o’clock.

 

She calls yesterday to say she’s picking him in an hour knowing how much he couldn’t handle changes to plans/routines and finds Christmas really stressful.

 

He is so excited he’s stood out the front of the house yesterday waiting for over 3 hours asking where his mum is?

 

He had no bed last night so slept on the sofa, or didn’t sleep as the case was.

 

Phone call from Mum today.

 

He had diazepam yesterday, she’s dropping him back and he needs a Christmas dinner.

 

No notice nothing!

 

She managed to give him extra drugs yesterday to keep him quiet for an easy life for her but couldn’t be arsed giving him his proper meds this morning!

 

All he wanted to do was open his presents, play with his toys, eat Christmas dinner and pull a cracker.

 

Just not be aboandoned by his family on Christmas Day.

 

He turns up in tears asking for Christmas dinner and had to pull this out my arse.

 

 

 

 

 

Roast turkey, roast potatoes, roasted carrots, parsnips, onions and garlic, stuffing, sprouts and cabbage, broccoli, peas and gravy!

[Lee909]

Great job that Col.

[TheHowieLama]

Ham

Roast Duck

Seafood Fra Diavolo

Chestnut and Blue Cheese Wellington

Green Bean Casserole

Mashed Pototoes

Roasties - duck fat

Sprouts - oil and sea salt

Salad

[PestiRed]

This year is similar to most

 

Goose

Parsnip, chestnut & cranberry loaf ( main for the veggies, stuffing side for carnivores)

Roast potatoes (goose fat for norms, olive oil for non-norms)

Roast honey-glazed parsnips

Carrot & celeriac mash with sage

Broccoli

Sugar snap peas

Bread sauce

Home-made cranberry sauce

Goose dripping gravy or onion veggie gravy

 

I love that feeling of satisfaction when everything gets to the table and you can take the first drink of wine

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Chicken & Mushroom Pot Noodle. Two mini Babybells.

[Fowlers God]

My wife and I have just done a joint job on Christmas Dinner- All now cooking nicely away.

 

Starter,

Garlic Muscles or Fish Goujons with tartar sauce

 

Mains

Duck with Orange and Rosemary

Gammon with a maple syrup glaze

Stuffing

Cauliflower cheese

Baby corn

Carrots

Sprouts with pancetta and chestnuts

Home made Yorkshire puddings

Pigs in blankets

Roast potatoes in goose fat

Parsnips

 

I’ve drank nothing but Gin since 8am but about to open the Prosecco. Happy fucking Christmas!!!

 

Only just getting over the fry up we cooked for 15 this morning. That was some washing up.

[slimjim75]

What ever is open on just eat. The wife cried off going my sister's so go piss all in apart from frozen chips, 2 slices of bacon and 3 tubs of roses.

[slimjim75]

Sorry. Rasherns of bacon

[lifetime fan]

What ever is open on just eat. The wife cried off going my sister's so go piss all in apart from frozen chips, 2 slices of bacon and 3 tubs of roses.

 

 

Sorted then. 

[Tony Moanero]

Our dinner ended up in the bin, as my wife made a complete balls up of the meat and roasties. Worst Christmas ever. Wish I'd have gone to my ma's. 

[Guest]

Roasted turkey joint with no bones

Roasted vegetables (potatoes, parsnips, carrots, red onions) doused with oil and thyme/cumin

Yorkshire puddings

Sausage/bacon wrapped

Sage and onion stuffing

Green beans

Garden peas

Brussel sprouts

Beef and onion gravy

 

All finished now, well cooked, well eaten

 

Leftovers for tomorrow too.

[Chip Butty]

Our dinner ended up in the bin, as my wife made a complete balls up of the meat and roasties. Worst Christmas ever. Wish I'd have gone to my ma's. 

 

Sorry to hear that fella, though I think I can speak fro all of us, in saying that we wait with bated breath for the full detailed saga, in the The World of Woman, thread. 

[Anubis]

Wife away for a week this year so no cooking for me...

 

 

Oh hell yeah.

[Anubis]

Left to my own devices it'd just be stuffing butties with gravy, and thick cut crusty bread.

[Anubis]

Lad I work with comes from the most feral fucking family you can imagine.

Has 3 siblings and 13 step siblings.

Arranged with Mum for her to pick him up today at 11 o’clock.

She calls yesterday to say she’s picking him in an hour knowing how much he couldn’t handle changes to plans/routines and finds Christmas really stressful.

He is so excited he’s stood out the front of the house yesterday waiting for over 3 hours asking where his mum is?

He had no bed last night so slept on the sofa, or didn’t sleep as the case was.

Phone call from Mum today.

He had diazepam yesterday, she’s dropping him back and he needs a Christmas dinner.

No notice nothing!

She managed to give him extra drugs yesterday to keep him quiet for an easy life for her but couldn’t be arsed giving him his proper meds this morning!

All he wanted to do was open his presents, play with his toys, eat Christmas dinner and pull a cracker.

Just not be aboandoned by his family on Christmas Day.

He turns up in tears asking for Christmas dinner and had to pull this out my arse.

Roast turkey, roast potatoes, roasted carrots, parsnips, onions and garlic, stuffing, sprouts and cabbage, broccoli, peas and gravy!

What a thundercunt of a mother.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Turkey crown

Bacon on the turkey

Pigs in blankets

Roast potatoes in duck fat

Fine green beans

Pork stuffing balls with sage and onion

Pork stuffing balls with roast chestnut and thyme

Yorkshire puddings

Gravy

 

 

 

 

One token sprout

[Numero Veinticinco]

That dinner floored me for the best part of three hours.

[Guest]

That dinner floored me for the best part of three hours.

I'm about two hours behind you.

[Numero Veinticinco]

I'm about two hours behind you.

I'm fucked here, mate. I hiccupping all over the shop now.

[Guest]

I'm fucked here, mate. I hiccupping all over the shop now.

[lifetime fan]

What a thundercunt of a mother.

That’s not even a fraction of it...

[halewood pete]

Wife away for a week this year so no cooking for me...

Love cheese but MUST be with Jacobs cream crackers or supermarket equivalent

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Lad I work with comes from the most feral fucking family you can imagine.

 

Has 3 siblings and 13 step siblings.

 

Arranged with Mum for her to pick him up today at 11 o’clock.

 

She calls yesterday to say she’s picking him in an hour knowing how much he couldn’t handle changes to plans/routines and finds Christmas really stressful.

 

He is so excited he’s stood out the front of the house yesterday waiting for over 3 hours asking where his mum is?

 

He had no bed last night so slept on the sofa, or didn’t sleep as the case was.

 

Phone call from Mum today.

 

He had diazepam yesterday, she’s dropping him back and he needs a Christmas dinner.

 

No notice nothing!

 

She managed to give him extra drugs yesterday to keep him quiet for an easy life for her but couldn’t be arsed giving him his proper meds this morning!

 

All he wanted to do was open his presents, play with his toys, eat Christmas dinner and pull a cracker.

 

Just not be aboandoned by his family on Christmas Day.

 

He turns up in tears asking for Christmas dinner and had to pull this out my arse.

 

 

 

 

 

Roast turkey, roast potatoes, roasted carrots, parsnips, onions and garlic, stuffing, sprouts and cabbage, broccoli, peas and gravy!

 

Good on you mate. 

[Jairzinho]

Yeah, well in, Col. Although I'm confused as to why you've taken a picture of it next to the cat litter.