Storm Caroline

[Anny Road]

Where's that?

[cloggypop]

Oh Caroline, no.

[General Dryness]

Just having a coffee on the deck. Beautiful clear day. Not even 8am yet and it's 20 degrees, forecast is for a high of 27. Gonna hit 30 tomorrow. Too warm if anything.

 

Stay safe y'all.

[A Red]

Down here at the arse end of the country a mild frost is forecast

[Chip Butty]

Its a braw nict neet taneet

[Funkasy]

Where's that?

Faroe islands.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Faroe islands.

 

Wow, I was reading an article on the Faeroe Islands not long ago, about the severe lack of women and them advertising for women to move there. Did they sort that out or are the blokes still masturbating loads? 

[Bjornebye]

I met Funkasy briefly at arsenal away and he is a very nice fella. Not keen on those Faroe Islands lot killing the dolphins though

[Chip Butty]

They gave us Mo Salah though, so they ain't all bad. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I met Funkasy briefly at arsenal away and he is a very nice fella. Not keen on those Faroe Islands lot killing the dolphins though

 

Oh, I wasn't having a pop mate, just referring to a story I had read and adding a bit of humour. 

 

I remember in Canada 85 where this Mormon town had a similar problem but the other way around. A lack of blokes meant a lot of incest going on and they needed new blood. They advertised it in the papers and wanted blokes to go up there and impregnate the women, 100 bucks a shot and a bonus if they fell pregnant. Apparently the women would be covered in veils and you just got to see the legs and box. A mate and myself were gonna go up and shag our way to a fortune but the Commanding officer got wind of it and stopped us in our tracks. Probably for the better looking back on it. 

[Funkasy]

Wow, I was reading an article on the Faeroe Islands not long ago, about the severe lack of women and them advertising for women to move there. Did they sort that out or are the blokes still masturbating loads?

2000 more blokes i think it is, with a population of around 50.000

Many take the short cut to a womans heart by ordering her online from some asian website.

[Funkasy]

I met Funkasy briefly at arsenal away and he is a very nice fella. Not keen on those Faroe Islands lot killing the dolphins though

Whales not dolphins, or not the cute intelligent ones that want to take over the world.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

2000 more blokes i think it is, with a population of around 50.000

Many take the short cut to a womans heart by ordering her online from some asian website.

 

Just need to get in quick mate, or travel a lot and sell the beauty of your Islands to some bird. 

[Anny Road]

Faroe islands.

Know loads of lads from the Faroes. all fisherman. Don't see that many now boats have stopped coming.

Top blokes and ace drinkers.

[Captain Turdseye]

Know loads of lads from the Faroes. all fisherman. Don't see that many now boats have stopped coming.

Top blokes and ace drinkers.

How many of them could you knock out in sixty seconds?

[Anny Road]

Trust me not many of them. Some huge tough guys from that place. I never seen drinking like it either. Then sail a huge trawler out of the harbour.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Trust me not many of them. Some huge tough guys from that place. I never seen drinking like it either. Then sail a huge trawler out of the harbour.

 

Linked to Denmark. Whilst based in Cyprus the DanCon (Danish Contingent) were the biggest piss heads on the base. We used to sneak off to their bar for a good night on the piss. Really good eggs too. 

[Anny Road]

Never seen an inch of trouble. Real gents. Absolutely smashed as some of them were regularly.

[A Red]

I'll keep an eye out for danish eggs in Tescos

[cloggypop]

Ovoid the smashed ones.

[cloggypop]

Soz.

[Fugitive]

Left the pub.

 

Cold, no snow, no wind, not even rain.... bullshit!!!

 

Gonna make a bacon butty.

 

Smoked obviously.

[Funkasy]

Never seen an inch of trouble. Real gents. Absolutely smashed as some of them were regularly.

Where has that been ? Glasgow ?

[Anny Road]

North coast of Scotland. 

[Funkasy]

Scrabster and peterhead are the places that spring to mind when it comes to faroese fishing boats in scotland.